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johnoshealegend
aw beat de holy jasus.. what a shambles 7 hours ago

mrpvd78
incestual inbreds! 7 hours ago

83SB83
I'll crystal swing my mickey at you 7 hours ago

― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 03:53 (sixteen years ago)

83SB83

― DarraghmacKwacz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 04:01 (sixteen years ago)

johnoshealegend
aw beat de holy jasus.. what a shambles 7 hours ago http://i41.tinypic.com/f0q4i9.jpg

― sleep, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/8571798.stm

― am0n, Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:35 (sixteen years ago)

Little boy's prayers answered

― Il suffit de ne pas l'envier (Michael White), Wednesday, 17 March 2010 20:38 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGTe3G_df_w

― jaxon, Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:28 (sixteen years ago)

more models should have to do obstacle courses
also: "she mad"

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:34 (sixteen years ago)

is that a fashion show or a tomb raider level?

― snorgfaced germans (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 18 March 2010 23:35 (sixteen years ago)

jujubaby21 (2 hours ago) Show Hide
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Someone's obviously never been to Bowser's Castle...

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 March 2010 00:26 (sixteen years ago)

http://bigassmessage.com/3713ac3e2

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 March 2010 00:55 (sixteen years ago)

more like

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 19 March 2010 05:28 (sixteen years ago)

jujubaby21 (2 hours ago) Show Hide
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Someone's obviously never been to Bowser's Castle...

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, March 18, 2010 8:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

VADwellingPlace (13 hours ago) Show Hide
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i'm sorry...but your dignity is in another castle!

― sleep, Friday, 19 March 2010 12:59 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― ☀☃ (am0n), Friday, 19 March 2010 15:09 (sixteen years ago)

America's Next Top Model 14 - Alexandra falls and gets hit by giant gong (pendulum)!!!

― ☀☃ (am0n), Friday, 19 March 2010 15:11 (sixteen years ago)

http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=embed&hl=en&geocode=&q=&sll=50.823577,-0.133577&sspn=0.00122,0.002304&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=&layer=c&cbll=50.823577,-0.133578&panoid=bZ_zx1I3Jno2dGPdkkVZjg&cbp=12,212.95,,1,2.41&ll=50.823492,-0.133638&spn=0,359.98071&z

― jaxon, Friday, 19 March 2010 17:39 (sixteen years ago)

Is that a spring roll?!

― Fetchboy, Friday, 19 March 2010 19:04 (sixteen years ago)

omg

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

http://i44.tinypic.com/vsi5w8.jpg

― ☀☃ (am0n), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:15 (sixteen years ago)

maybe its someone's finger

― ☀☃ (am0n), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

ha was just gonna say that. am0n is my brother from another m0ther!

― shite new answers (cutty), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/XD-smiley.png

― ☀☃ (am0n), Friday, 19 March 2010 19:40 (sixteen years ago)

i believe that is a "chip"

― goole, Friday, 19 March 2010 19:48 (sixteen years ago)

reminiscent
http://www.gridrepublic.org/joomla/components/com_mambowiki/images/e/eb/Seagull_steals_chips.gif

― harbl, Friday, 19 March 2010 20:03 (sixteen years ago)

when i see that gif i hear this sound effect when he grabs the bag
http://www.soundfxcenter.com/movie/cartoons/2bcd7c_cartoonrun.mp3

― ☀☃ (am0n), Friday, 19 March 2010 23:45 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.neatorama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Nathan-and-Bart-500x324.jpg

― sex xe (jeff), Saturday, 20 March 2010 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

when i see that gif i hear yakety sax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnHmskwqCCQ

― jed_, Saturday, 20 March 2010 21:54 (sixteen years ago)

when i hear yakety sax i think of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBu9nAOlRRE&feature=related

― everybody on ilx u have dandruff (Pillbox), Saturday, 20 March 2010 23:24 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OainzQ0Z1-0&feature=player_embedded

― jed_, Sunday, 21 March 2010 05:20 (sixteen years ago)

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/8094/1269263072386.gif

― nakhchivan, Monday, 22 March 2010 14:13 (sixteen years ago)

wow

― aarrissi-a-roni, Monday, 22 March 2010 14:20 (sixteen years ago)

wonder what the story is there.

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 22 March 2010 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

pls 2 share

― Wat ho, goatee'd man? Thy skinnee jenes hath byrn'd my corneyas. (stevie), Monday, 22 March 2010 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ9rQgWousU

@ 0:52

― ☀☃ (am0n), Monday, 22 March 2010 15:20 (sixteen years ago)

wowgold

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ_ylZURpZc

― ☀☃ (am0n), Monday, 22 March 2010 15:21 (sixteen years ago)

I love that chip thieving seagull lol

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Monday, 22 March 2010 16:00 (sixteen years ago)

wow

― aarrissi-a-roni, Monday, March 22, 2010 9:20 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wonder what the story is there.

― forksclovetofu, Monday, March 22, 2010 9:56 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Found a discussion here:
http://www.epicfail.com/2009/08/12/sanity-fail/

explatanion man says:
August 12, 2009 at 12:21 pm
This has happened on a Turkish television called Kanal D. So the whole thing is: The jumping man first says that he can levitate, and claims he has eyewitnesses. The host (woman) asks how he can do that and he says they were on a bus going to Kayseri. And then, the bald man cuts in and tries to give an example from i don’t know what (which is totally irrelevant itself) and there you have it. He fucking jumps screaming “ALLAH!” and miserably fails to fly. The host, unimpressed, says “Yes. Yes, Mr. Sabri (that’s the madman’s name) what are you doing?” and she and the bald man tell the crew to take Sabri off the show.

― jam master (jaymc), Monday, 22 March 2010 18:01 (sixteen years ago)

HA, that explanation plus the video is pretty priceless.
ALLAH!

― forksclovetofu, Monday, 22 March 2010 18:17 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, i thought no way the explanation would live up the visuals, but that is superb.

― aarrissi-a-roni, Monday, 22 March 2010 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

thanks jaymc

― nakhchivan, Monday, 22 March 2010 18:56 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdxZd78pjwM&feature=player_embedded

― Matt Armstrong, Monday, 22 March 2010 20:28 (sixteen years ago)

Pretty sure that was on Final LOLution, but definitely worth a repost.

― Fetchboy, Monday, 22 March 2010 22:56 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBRSdOTirjk

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 04:28 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h611G3z8IZU

― skogsturducken (am0n), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

okay does the jesus hates klingons sketch predate the KITH sketch where bruce defeats the devil?

and that burger fight video is brilliant.

― Wat ho, goatee'd man? Thy skinnee jenes hath byrn'd my corneyas. (stevie), Friday, 26 March 2010 17:47 (sixteen years ago)

god, the t-shirts in that place

you'd think the guy in the tapout shirt would have better ground game

― jeff, Friday, 26 March 2010 17:58 (sixteen years ago)

it's funny because i actually did think the guy was wrestling michael strahan at first

also, "i will beat you all over those french fries"

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:03 (sixteen years ago)

big dude fucked up his hand by the look of it... did tapout bite him?

― forksclovetofu, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

also, "i will beat you all over those french fries"

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 26 March 2010 18:03 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yeah lol lol lol lol. when he got pantsed i think i may have wee'd a little i was laughing so much.

― he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 26 March 2010 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

"america. thats what its all about."

― skogsturducken (am0n), Friday, 26 March 2010 19:16 (sixteen years ago)

loooooooooool, fuck I should learn how to wrestle

― it is just like an unknown puzzle till the end of the world (dyao), Saturday, 27 March 2010 01:42 (sixteen years ago)

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