LOLZ @ LAWYERS

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hurting no one knows who john roland is outside of the tri state area

shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:56 (sixteen years ago)

that roland ad would be way better with the real yoda.

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Thursday, 11 March 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)

ha cutty i was looking at roland going 'i think that guy was on nyc tv when i was a kid?'

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Thursday, 11 March 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3114/3145861560_2e096ff9c5.jpg

1-888-MARGARITA

pretty sure I've posted this before

dmr, Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:22 (sixteen years ago)

a lot of the agencies have in-house tests to see if you're proficient and to what degree. the tests are tricky for non-natives but doable (and not at the level of difficulty that, say, the Goethe Institute would impose if you take one of their German language proficiency tests).

I'm told the thorn in this is that they want native German speakers who are ALSO New York state (or whatever the local effective range is -- tri-state?) barred attorneys. That's not a very big net to spread.

The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:35 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://criminaljustice.change.org/blog/view/friday_unwind_5_ridiculous_lawyer_ads

harbl, Saturday, 3 April 2010 15:14 (sixteen years ago)

just resigned from nyc job

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

where to, cutty?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

i have been hired as ILX's lawyer on retainer

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

no really i will go into entertainment next month

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

wash that retainer off before you pop it in, god knows where it's been.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

xp take me with you

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

congrats to u

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

out of the law practice entirely, cutty?

in any event, congratulations.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

no i will be practicing the law of entertainment, music mostly

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

excellent

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

my first client:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq0TqqVyeaw

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

i still don't "get" the first post in this thread, it is too long to be lol

harbl, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

sorry, i don't even have any lolz to post!

harbl, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

lawyers are so fucking boring

― randy e. bugler (jeff), Friday, January 22, 2010 3:18 AM

( `ハ´)☞  ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

i know :(

harbl, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

randy e. bugler

( `ハ´)☞  ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:03 (sixteen years ago)

ned gray ubler, esq.

jeff, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 03:28 (sixteen years ago)

Which is worse, smoking meth or sexually assaulting a child?

(wait for it)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HptQM0IVwkE

http://tinyurl.com/yzdrfva (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 27 May 2010 21:22 (sixteen years ago)

haha it's prob like his millionth drug case. not that it's ok but still

harbl, Thursday, 27 May 2010 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

prob shouldn't be recognized as the guy who spits on bailiffs either but still

http://tinyurl.com/yzdrfva (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 27 May 2010 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

i saw a guy tell the judge 'suck my cock you motherfucking bitch' and another guy say 'go suck a dick you're a faggot,' and many more. good times.

harbl, Thursday, 27 May 2010 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

don't often say this but angry handcuffed tweeker otm

iiiijjjj, Friday, 28 May 2010 00:16 (sixteen years ago)

tweaker truth bombs

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 28 May 2010 00:25 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/lgl/1849465604.html

I recently graduated from law school and am licensed to practice in the state of wisconsin. i have taken classes in legal writing, trial skills, and have participated in moot court. I am also skills in computer programs such as: Westlaw, LexusNexus, Fastcase, Microsoft Word, Microsoft Office, and Excel. I have done two internship and have also worked as a law clerk. I am currently seeking a full time position or an entry level position.

del griffith, Monday, 19 July 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

Whoa hey, just saw the Cutty resignation notice. Congrats. Striking out on your own?

surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 July 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

naw i joined a small music law firm. bicoastal.

cutty, Monday, 19 July 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

sweet - did you search for that for a while or just kind of happen into it?

surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 July 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)

ohhhh . . . i'm kind of jealous. congratulations, cutty.

Daniel, Esq., Monday, 19 July 2010 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

just happened into it vis a vis a friend i went to school with. took a pay cut (from already meager NYC attorney salary), less vacation, and more hours.

haven't regretted that decision yet!

cutty, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

we rep your DN hurting, just got signed to w4rn3r br0s

cutty, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

bicoastal

is breads of india still tite (admrl), Tuesday, 20 July 2010 01:02 (fifteen years ago)

hi adam

cutty, Tuesday, 20 July 2010 01:10 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, joining friends can be good. i left a very stable firm situation 10 years ago (a NYC firm, as it happens) to work with friends from college, and i've been here -- and happy -- ever since. i'm glad it's working out for you, too.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 20 July 2010 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

They say everyone's naturally bicoastal, nothing to be ashamed of

Sensational Howard (admrl), Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:53 (fifteen years ago)

i've never been to california

cutty, Wednesday, 21 July 2010 01:56 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdZeqvDknfU&feature=related

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ALmgArYW8Y

cutty, Sunday, 26 September 2010 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

look at this website a work of art

Muscus ex Craneo Humano (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 September 2010 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

if there's one thing i can't stand more than a well-educated jury . . .

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 26 September 2010 01:50 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOajzfDQbKU&feature=player_embedded

"boys, let's make 'em pay."

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCxZT_VdOaI&feature=player_embedded

car crashes = nice touch imo.

"get. what's. yours."

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:08 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lANJc_QIXU0&feature=player_embedded

haha!

"pay me, pay me, pay me -- now!"

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HM6ZMmZEVQ&feature=player_embedded

"barry glazer -- legal advocate for the injured, disabled, and urinated upon."

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QjnoW4d_Io&feature=player_embedded

depressing, actually.

Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:12 (fifteen years ago)


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