LOLZ @ LAWYERS

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i saw some of 'intolerable cruelty' the other night

pretty gd funny imho

thank you for your time

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:35 (sixteen years ago)

want to smoke pot on probation?

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, March 10, 2010 8:23 AM Bookmark

Do you reckon she's selling clean pee?

pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:48 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-QzZCc1sJg

just do a close reading, all will be revealed (velko), Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:54 (sixteen years ago)

harvard law offers an llm in "selling clean pee," actually.

(xp)

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:55 (sixteen years ago)

John Roland, Compensated Spokesperson:
http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/john_roland_wide.jpg

pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:57 (sixteen years ago)

http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/john_roland_cu.jpg

pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:57 (sixteen years ago)

steely eyes!

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:01 (sixteen years ago)

don't mess with john roland, "compensated spokesperson."

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:01 (sixteen years ago)

On September 10, 2002, Roland was rushed to the hospital after expericing diverticulitis. Roland needed 18 blood transfusions, and doctors removed a part of his colon.[4]Roland successfully recovered and returned to work at the station in late October.

just do a close reading, all will be revealed (velko), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

pretty sure i WS margolin esq

nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:09 (sixteen years ago)

i would like to be sequestered with her

just do a close reading, all will be revealed (velko), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:23 (sixteen years ago)

I'd like to subpoena THAT! If you catch my drift.

A little DISCOVERY action you know what I'm sayin? HOO! HOO! HOO!

pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:30 (sixteen years ago)

would enter a plea....for sex

just do a close reading, all will be revealed (velko), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:30 (sixteen years ago)

She made a motion to DISMISS

But she changed her mind when she saw my RESPONSE BRIEF(S)

pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:31 (sixteen years ago)

Gettin drunk in the lawyer thread on a wednesday YEAH!

pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:31 (sixteen years ago)

whooooo

nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:33 (sixteen years ago)

I'd like to enter clitigation

ILX's Dopiest Poster (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 March 2010 05:20 (sixteen years ago)

hurting no one knows who john roland is outside of the tri state area

shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:56 (sixteen years ago)

that roland ad would be way better with the real yoda.

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Thursday, 11 March 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)

ha cutty i was looking at roland going 'i think that guy was on nyc tv when i was a kid?'

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Thursday, 11 March 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3114/3145861560_2e096ff9c5.jpg

1-888-MARGARITA

pretty sure I've posted this before

dmr, Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:22 (sixteen years ago)

a lot of the agencies have in-house tests to see if you're proficient and to what degree. the tests are tricky for non-natives but doable (and not at the level of difficulty that, say, the Goethe Institute would impose if you take one of their German language proficiency tests).

I'm told the thorn in this is that they want native German speakers who are ALSO New York state (or whatever the local effective range is -- tri-state?) barred attorneys. That's not a very big net to spread.

The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:35 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://criminaljustice.change.org/blog/view/friday_unwind_5_ridiculous_lawyer_ads

harbl, Saturday, 3 April 2010 15:14 (sixteen years ago)

just resigned from nyc job

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

where to, cutty?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

i have been hired as ILX's lawyer on retainer

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

no really i will go into entertainment next month

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

wash that retainer off before you pop it in, god knows where it's been.

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

xp take me with you

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

congrats to u

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

out of the law practice entirely, cutty?

in any event, congratulations.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

no i will be practicing the law of entertainment, music mostly

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

excellent

fat mantis (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

my first client:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq0TqqVyeaw

full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

i still don't "get" the first post in this thread, it is too long to be lol

harbl, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:25 (sixteen years ago)

sorry, i don't even have any lolz to post!

harbl, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:26 (sixteen years ago)

lawyers are so fucking boring

― randy e. bugler (jeff), Friday, January 22, 2010 3:18 AM

( `ハ´)☞  ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:34 (sixteen years ago)

i know :(

harbl, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:36 (sixteen years ago)

randy e. bugler

( `ハ´)☞  ☜(´∀`☜) (am0n), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 01:03 (sixteen years ago)

ned gray ubler, esq.

jeff, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 03:28 (sixteen years ago)

Which is worse, smoking meth or sexually assaulting a child?

(wait for it)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HptQM0IVwkE

http://tinyurl.com/yzdrfva (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 27 May 2010 21:22 (sixteen years ago)

haha it's prob like his millionth drug case. not that it's ok but still

harbl, Thursday, 27 May 2010 21:56 (sixteen years ago)

prob shouldn't be recognized as the guy who spits on bailiffs either but still

http://tinyurl.com/yzdrfva (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 27 May 2010 21:58 (sixteen years ago)

i saw a guy tell the judge 'suck my cock you motherfucking bitch' and another guy say 'go suck a dick you're a faggot,' and many more. good times.

harbl, Thursday, 27 May 2010 22:01 (sixteen years ago)

don't often say this but angry handcuffed tweeker otm

iiiijjjj, Friday, 28 May 2010 00:16 (sixteen years ago)

tweaker truth bombs

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 28 May 2010 00:25 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://milwaukee.craigslist.org/lgl/1849465604.html

I recently graduated from law school and am licensed to practice in the state of wisconsin. i have taken classes in legal writing, trial skills, and have participated in moot court. I am also skills in computer programs such as: Westlaw, LexusNexus, Fastcase, Microsoft Word, Microsoft Office, and Excel. I have done two internship and have also worked as a law clerk. I am currently seeking a full time position or an entry level position.

del griffith, Monday, 19 July 2010 21:12 (fifteen years ago)

Whoa hey, just saw the Cutty resignation notice. Congrats. Striking out on your own?

surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 July 2010 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

naw i joined a small music law firm. bicoastal.

cutty, Monday, 19 July 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

sweet - did you search for that for a while or just kind of happen into it?

surfer blood for oil (Hurting 2), Monday, 19 July 2010 23:12 (fifteen years ago)


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