all federal and state courts.
impressive.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:33 (sixteen years ago)
oic this is why he's in the news now http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/81635587.html?showAll=y&c=y
― harbl, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:34 (sixteen years ago)
he's gonna need an expungement special. if he's lucky ; )
"this is an advertisement"
dont wanna go over any lines here
― malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:30 (sixteen years ago)
there could be a picture thread of brian "the bulldog" watkins, esq. ads so easily
^^^fictitious bulldog
― malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:32 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/entries/ONeal%20Legal%20LLC%20Peter%20John%20Peter%20P%27Ta%20Mon%20John%20JD%20MBA%20Above%20the%20Law%20blog.JPG
why pay BIG bonds when you can get them reduced?
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:33 (sixteen years ago)
if you are pulled over by law enforcement . . . always be polite. yes sir. no sir.do not carry guns in your vehicle. especiallyin the presence of drugs.
do not carry guns in your vehicle. especiallyin the presence of drugs.
good advices.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:34 (sixteen years ago)
Do not be a drug dealer.
― harbl, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:35 (sixteen years ago)
toll free 1.888.88NOT ME
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:36 (sixteen years ago)
its not legal advice, its what my dear mother always told me, from the time i was a lad
― malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:36 (sixteen years ago)
http://abovethelaw.com/LA%27s%20Dopest%20Attorney.jpg
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:37 (sixteen years ago)
she's the dopest.
http://ckamediation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/gorillalawyers.jpg
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:42 (sixteen years ago)
they shoulda made ted "former silverback gorilla"
― malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:44 (sixteen years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TRcQCuP2b5A/Sht1PtIdKLI/AAAAAAAAGS8/e6WgUhiZhFo/s400/lawyer+discrim.jpg
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:46 (sixteen years ago)
mmmm, crappy lawyers. Some clients love this shit, though. When I was representing some lady ("I grew up with 50 Cent!" kinda shit), we were in a lobby waiting for our hearing. This huge muscled out frat dude lawyer guy struts out all douche style, probably gunning for a job at Smith & Liggett ... my client looks at him glowingly, and then looks at me with some kind-of "why'd I end up with him?" kinda look.
We ended up winning hands down. People don't understand being chill and prepared is the best strategy. All the best litigators I know are the mellowest people out there (potentially sociopaths).
― Spectrum, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 05:01 (sixteen years ago)
lol at the personal injury gorillas
― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 05:48 (sixteen years ago)
harvard law, affordable
― shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:12 (sixteen years ago)
want to smoke pot on probation?
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:23 (sixteen years ago)
her outstretched arms in the picture make it look like she's about to take flight.
shes "famous" in LA
― max, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:25 (sixteen years ago)
her dad is a big legalization advocate, she has (used to have?) "sexxy" ads that ran in the back of the alt-weeklies
― max, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:26 (sixteen years ago)
yeah, she's kind of attractive. well, it's either her, or the prospect of being able to smoke pot on probation, that's attractive.
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:33 (sixteen years ago)
i saw some of 'intolerable cruelty' the other night
pretty gd funny imho
thank you for your time
― the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:35 (sixteen years ago)
― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, March 10, 2010 8:23 AM Bookmark
Do you reckon she's selling clean pee?
― pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:48 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-QzZCc1sJg
― just do a close reading, all will be revealed (velko), Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:54 (sixteen years ago)
harvard law offers an llm in "selling clean pee," actually.
(xp)
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:55 (sixteen years ago)
John Roland, Compensated Spokesperson:http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/john_roland_wide.jpg
― pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:57 (sixteen years ago)
http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/john_roland_cu.jpg
steely eyes!
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:01 (sixteen years ago)
don't mess with john roland, "compensated spokesperson."
On September 10, 2002, Roland was rushed to the hospital after expericing diverticulitis. Roland needed 18 blood transfusions, and doctors removed a part of his colon.[4]Roland successfully recovered and returned to work at the station in late October.
― just do a close reading, all will be revealed (velko), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:07 (sixteen years ago)
pretty sure i WS margolin esq
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:09 (sixteen years ago)
i would like to be sequestered with her
― just do a close reading, all will be revealed (velko), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:23 (sixteen years ago)
I'd like to subpoena THAT! If you catch my drift.
A little DISCOVERY action you know what I'm sayin? HOO! HOO! HOO!
― pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:30 (sixteen years ago)
would enter a plea....for sex
― just do a close reading, all will be revealed (velko), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:30 (sixteen years ago)
She made a motion to DISMISS
But she changed her mind when she saw my RESPONSE BRIEF(S)
― pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:31 (sixteen years ago)
Gettin drunk in the lawyer thread on a wednesday YEAH!
whooooo
― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:33 (sixteen years ago)
I'd like to enter clitigation
― ILX's Dopiest Poster (latebloomer), Thursday, 11 March 2010 05:20 (sixteen years ago)
hurting no one knows who john roland is outside of the tri state area
― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 11 March 2010 12:56 (sixteen years ago)
that roland ad would be way better with the real yoda.
― malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Thursday, 11 March 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)
ha cutty i was looking at roland going 'i think that guy was on nyc tv when i was a kid?'
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3114/3145861560_2e096ff9c5.jpg
1-888-MARGARITA
pretty sure I've posted this before
― dmr, Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:22 (sixteen years ago)
a lot of the agencies have in-house tests to see if you're proficient and to what degree. the tests are tricky for non-natives but doable (and not at the level of difficulty that, say, the Goethe Institute would impose if you take one of their German language proficiency tests).
I'm told the thorn in this is that they want native German speakers who are ALSO New York state (or whatever the local effective range is -- tri-state?) barred attorneys. That's not a very big net to spread.
― The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Thursday, 11 March 2010 14:35 (sixteen years ago)
http://criminaljustice.change.org/blog/view/friday_unwind_5_ridiculous_lawyer_ads
― harbl, Saturday, 3 April 2010 15:14 (sixteen years ago)
just resigned from nyc job
― full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:34 (sixteen years ago)
where to, cutty?
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:39 (sixteen years ago)
i have been hired as ILX's lawyer on retainer
― full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:39 (sixteen years ago)
no really i will go into entertainment next month
― full government name (cutty), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 16:40 (sixteen years ago)