submitted for your consideration (TYNAN APPRECIATION THREAD)

i think a good goal to have is to make it so that once you get onto this internets, you will never get out of here because there will be absolutely no way to access any of the links. and, uh, somehow we break the "back" button on yr browser.

i think its amazing that tynan has no idea about this thread or that image

T/S TYNAN VS. MOBY:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJnKgsWPGw

i know dudes that use 'jong' as a slang

i must concede that star wipe is my favorite wipe

>what does this even mean! it's totally awesome!

KlingonAcademy.com Discussion Board - Yoga Flame Strike YOGA BLAST! YOGA INFERNO! (all yoga attacks are fire based)

I think it's the "for all time" part that really gets me

My boss: "is he rapping?"

haha, he *IS* rapping

its a bit jaymc stalkerish, but this will help keep tabs on his latest missives.

he's blissfully unaware of ILE though.

I'm really liking the piano version, as a second wind. I kind of like it better than Nelly Fucktado and all that other shit...oh shit. Lily Allen is HELLA better than Nelly Fongtado. Timbaland is to powder drinks as Jessica Simpson is to acne commercials.!!!

You might laugh
You might frown

walking round
lndn town

yeah that's city life...

fucking quit acting like you are listing to something important. you aren't. there's only three albums worth listening to this year. they are:

band of horses
Belong
TalkDemonic...BEEATCH

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today 4:15 PM. (TynanTynan!) (later

this guy is a put-on

Vice records sends me emails like this.

-- deej.. (clublonel...) (webmail), June 9th, 2006 4:22 PM. (deej..) (link)

well, you are fucking retarded then. that sux to be you.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) (webmail), June 9th, 2006 4:23 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

ha ha ha ha.

The guy's music taste is utterly, inexplicably terrible, but his boundless naive puppy-dog enthusiasm (even when it's for sufjan stevens, wtf) and his complete lack of self-awareness are starting to seem kind of likeable to me. Argh.

the macho steez he fronts is TOO MUCH omg rofffffflllllll

i think he's drunk

i'm not entirely convinced that this tynan is the tynan! but it probably is.

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i'm not entirely convinced that this tynan is the tynan! but it probably is.
"Ask Pashima"

From: mhalberstram@yahoo.com
Subject: I think
Date: June 9, 2006 4:55:10 PM EDT (CA)
To: XXXXXX@gma1l.com

he is too.

==
This email was sent by Tynan DeLong (mhalberstram@yahoo.com), a user of ilXor.com.
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/index.php

slocki has a new friend

hoping to find some Richard Marx here...I didn't. Back to the bathtub.
-- Tynan DeLong

ok he is a comic genius.

i'll bet US$2.00 that tynan really likes dane cook

wow that "retarded/sux to be you" post is super-fongnoxious!

IP does suggest it's all the same guy.

hahaha oh man.

think the noise board 'broke' tynan like it did tuomas.

hahaha the wrinklepaws thing is hilarious

i believe in tynan

I don't even get the yoga flame thing... also where the hell are all his pix coming from -- is that really him upper left???

-i thnk he is real

i think maybe he couldn't take the abuse from wrinklepaws

or maybe he found this thread

maybe he is gone forever

COME BACK TYNAN WE LUV YOU

To Fong Foo, Thanks for Everything! Tynan DeLong

i have to meet a new client today and i guess i had a stress dream last night. in it i was in their reception area and i realized they were really cool because they had "Wit & Wisdom of Tynan DeLong" wallpaper, which consisted of all of his best quotes translated into braille.

hahaha awesome

i'm guessing this was linked already and i just missed it?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KCN_cOhC7oQ&search=tynan

so ghetto

OMG, KILL ME FOR BEING WHITE

who's called him?

GOAL: Wearing Interpol shirt.

new sighting!

I THOUGHT this was a thread about MATCHBOX 20! WHY?
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), July 5th, 2006. (TynanTynan!)

it's a good album on that rollerblade steez.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) (webmail), July 5th, 2006 2:53 PM. (later)

beat me to it.

from the urban dictionary:

1. steez 192 up, 48 down

style with ease

You know my steez (Method Man)

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2. steez 78 up, 11 down

Plain old style with eaaaaze

You Know My Steez - Gang Starr (Not method man!)

tags hiphop cool gangstarr $
by Beny Norway Jan 10, 2006 email it
3. steez 64 up, 17 down

Somebody's unique style

the fools who wrote the other deffinitions for "steez" have no steez at all.

by Nilbert Nullingsworth Aug 25, 2003 email it
4. steez 52 up, 17 down

The way I do things/the way I present myself with skill

You know I don't get down like that....You know my Steez.

by JP Oct 28, 2003 email it
5. steez 47 up, 19 down

style

that kid has got some illin steez.

by antwan johnson Jun 18, 2003 email it
6. steez 8 up, 5 down

Describes one's all encompassing attitude or self-defining characteristics.

Yo, my steez is all about smoking blunts and pullin bitches.

tags ideals beliefs identity liken relate
by nacky white plains Apr 28, 2006 email it
7. steez 22 up, 26 down

style

You know my steez, i slay my prey day by day

by Ryan Nov 25, 2002 email it
8. steez 22 up, 29 down

Skills so good, that things can be done with "stupid ease". Related words: steezy, steezed out.

Yo, did you see him do that? Damn, he has so much steez. Dude does it so good and makes it look easy.

by webster Apr 17, 2005 email it
9. Steez 29 up, 39 down

It's pure style. Usualy associated with Snowboarding etc.

+ Got steez, Brah?
+ Do you have any style, Brother?

by Benjee Dec 3, 2004 email it
10. steez 10 up, 24 down

steez is yo style if u dont got ur style on u dont got ur steez on

u got tha steez 2 nite

but perhaps more importantly!!!

1. tynan 5 up, 4 down

an individual with mongoloid shaped facial features but is more severely mentally handicapped than a Down’s Syndrome patient. It is also noteworthy to point out their underdeveloped pubic region, hunched vertebrae, constant drooling, and continues anal hemorrhaging. There is currently only one known surviving tynan in the wild.

"Children run! It's a tynan!"

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2. tynan 2 thumbs down

"lovable, caring, something"

hey look its lots of nice stuff

by jess May 17, 2004 email it

3. tynan 2 thumbs down

i hurt my shelf

ow, i hurt my shelf

by jess May 17, 2004 email it

4. tynan 1 up, 3 down

cheating, lying bastard

needs to reform his ways.

by jess May 13, 2004 email it

5. tynan 3 thumbs down

the tapered end of a turd.

Often used as an insult in deep East Texas.

"Only thing worse than calling a man a "piece of sh*t" is to call him a tynan; cause that is the "ass end of a piece of sh*t"".

by reformed Sito's waiter Aug 6, 2003 email it

6. tynan 3 thumbs down

Phrase used by homosexuals to describe a man that “tucks back his twig and berries” so that he always has a “hot dog between his buns”. Typically, a tynan is the most promiscuous of male homosexuals whom is constantly in need of “scraping someone’s horn across his chocolate starfish”.

BOB-"It's a shame your son turned out to be a tynan."
BILL-"I am going to miss him"
BOB-"I think he is still breathing. You had better reload."

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