i got the hangover gang over

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two nights in a row = fun times!

three times = upper limit, do not cross.

― haitch, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

~~times~~ nights

― haitch, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:04 (nineteen years ago)

i smell like a side of bacon.

-- bell_labs, Thursday, May 10, 2007 9:40 AM (1 hour ago)

ok, i think i just found a new floor as to what i will settle for in a potential mate. she doesn't need to love me, i don't need to love her, taste in music is no longer a priority, political affiliation is out the window; i think i could spend the rest of my life with someone as long as they smelled like bacon.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

i had to wash everything i wore to fette sau because it all stank like pork fat.

― lauren, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

ok, maybe pork fat is the new floor.

when i get to liverwurst i think i should throw myself off the observation deck at the sears tower and try, if possible, to land on my head.

― chicago kevin, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

i woke up greasy from all the pork eaten last night. i kept one sausage in my back pocket for mid-show snacking.

― ian, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

i kept one sausage in my back pocket for mid-show snacking.

hero.

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

It also allows you to, in all seriousness, offer a nearby young lady a bite of yr sausage.

― Laurel, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

i offered sausage to lots of people, but only ilx user and noise board administrator SLEEP took a nibble.

― ian, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

ian wasn't lying - that was some tasty sausage.

― sleep, Thursday, 10 May 2007 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

lol

― dmr, Thursday, 10 May 2007 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

words: BEER AND RED WINE AND VODKA AND MOJITOS

my body is a liquor store but my brain is not dollar store

:( :(

― ^@^, Friday, 11 May 2007 09:36 (nineteen years ago)

it was tasty sausage! although the one i tried was not pocket sausage, it was proper cafeteria tray sausage during sausage round one. those baked beans were like crack in a paper cup.

i consumed a decent amount of red wine last night but am remarkably not really hungover, just a little tired.

my body is a liquor store but my brain is not dollar store
could make an awesome epitaph out of this!

― tehresa, Friday, 11 May 2007 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

I HAVE BROKEN THE CYCLE

IN BED BY 10:30

SOBER (+ 1 beer)

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:03 (nineteen years ago)

dudes, the hangover gang was waiting for me here at work. and they're fucking merciless.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:04 (nineteen years ago)

guys i lost my glasses ahhhhh wtf

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:49 (nineteen years ago)

i feel like hot death

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

this kills me, i'm on a three day hangover and it's friday

talk about having eyes bigger than your stomach; it's like the main course just arrived and i'm too full to enjoy it

― ^@^, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

i have to go to a BACHELOR PARTY on saturday night. i'm fucking doomed.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

o man o man o man this is the worst

plus i might die

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, i think i might need to be euthenized.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

i took a much-needed night off drinking last night

― sleep, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

because 3 beers doesn't really count as drinking

― sleep, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

OTM

― bell_labs, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

pint of whiskey + 3 gansetts == everything hurts now

and i really doubt i'm ever gonna find my glasses wtffff

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

i should just leave work and go to lenscrafters or something

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

i know i had my glasses when i went wading for coins in the fountain on federal hill

i think i may have had them when i scared my friend's neighbors by stumbling drunk up the stairs

i don't think i wore them to bed

soo sad :(

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:14 (nineteen years ago)

B( andrew

― sleep, Friday, 11 May 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

― deej, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

1 hr late to work

― deej, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

seriously considered falling asleep at a bus stop while walking home last night

― deej, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

and i really doubt i'm ever gonna find my glasses wtffff

this is the worst. thank god this didnt happen last night

― deej, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

deej, where'd you go? i went to tumans, holiday club, then the empty bottle. my evening cost me exactly $4.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

it was my birthday so ppl kept buying me things ... started out @ brazilliance at sonotheque, then went to TRASHY HIPSTEUR LOCALE debonair social club where the dude from that 70s show was spinning. at this point i was blasted as people kept buying shots for me and after that i think i might have ended up at estelles??? then walked home in a daze. things are hazy after i saw the celebrity dj

― deej, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

i remember walking near the dj booth where these girls were gathered around and saying loudly "he's from tv"

― deej, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

...and after that i think i might have ended up at estelles???

if it's 4 a.m. and you're looking for a blow job you're probably at estelle's. the last time i went there i woke up the next day with broken glasses and boot prints on the back of my jacket. i have no earthly idea what happened.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

if its yr birthday, this is acceptable

when its yr lifestyle, much less so

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

this one?
http://www.ez-entertainment.net/carpet/DannyMastersonDAS.JPG

― mizzell, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:02 (nineteen years ago)

yes. he looked much more dapper at the club tho

― deej, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

i heard he's a scientologist - true?

― deej, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

one too many pints of bass last nite at the show.

― M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

i am now going to crawl under my desk and whimper softly

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

is it bad to take ibuprofen on an empty stomach? i can't eat a thing when i'm in this state or it will come back to haunt me

― deej, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

i remember walking near the dj booth where these girls were gathered around and saying loudly "he's from tv"

-- deej, Friday, May 11, 2007 8:56 AM (40 minutes ago)

ahhahaha, homer whispers

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

if it's 4 a.m. and you're looking for a blow job you're probably at estelle's. the last time i went there i woke up the next day with broken glasses and boot prints on the back of my jacket. i have no earthly idea what happened.

-- chicago kevin, Friday, May 11, 2007 10:59 AM (48 minutes ago)

i have lots of estelles stories. who doesnt? if there were more chicago people on the board i would say start an estelle's tribute thread

― deej, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

wait, have i been to estelle's?

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

if there were more chicago people on the board i would say start an estelle's tribute thread

it's called ile

― strongohulkington, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

zing-a-bing-bong

― river wolf, Friday, 11 May 2007 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

rw, estelle's is in the crotch pretty much next to sub-t.

― chicago kevin, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

guys this is bad
my tongue is all swollen

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 11 May 2007 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

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