Damage ContrLOLz

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydggsnphp1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

http://theync.com/thumbs/960-amazing-video-of-a-killer-whale-throwing-a-seal-100-feet-into-the-air.JPG

this has gotta be fun for at least a second right

x-post uhhhhhhhh

teeth mountain = new favorite band

kate is nasty

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb52/The_Playlist/movies/the-shining-bear-shot.jpg

kate is nasty

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, February 25, 2010 11:35 AM

in bed?

on the trap kit

http://riotclitshave.com/2010.02/tumblr_kw7e900Hl31qzj6xlo1_500.jpg

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/02/25/reid.old.hotdog.news12?hpt=C2

shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcDeHR2wd1U

http://www.1in3likeme.com/

whoopeepee

gottagoberg

i wish i ate at feldman's or knew it existed before they closed it down. i always went to nathan's :(

whiney u should go to the exhibit and eat the fossilized weiner

haha whiney you could make various humorous remarks while eating it e.g. "damn, this weiner got hard," etc.

well formed remarks

"damn this weiner got hard... and this hot dog is pretty old too!"

or, "they found this weiner frozen in a block of ice, you say? sounds more like a cold dog to me!"

(obviously these are just suggestions, i'm sure you could come up with something better, after all you are the writer)

dying

lool velko

"a weiner in a block of ice? sounds like having sex with my ex-wife!!amirite??"

"i'd never properly ~felt~man's~ touch until i ate fossil weiner"

lol just realised i already had a teeth mountain song on my itunes!

with a playcount of 5 (!)

"i was a little scared to eat the weiner at first, although i sensed the feeling was mutual - in fact, the weiner seemed downright petrified"

What triggers your LBL?

* 46% Sneezing
* 13% Exercise
* 14% Laughing
* 6% Hugs & Squeezes
* 10% It just happens
* 11% I don’t know

268 people voted on this poll

i need someone to tell me if this is like a real thing or not

is this the chick version of "No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always hits the pants"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkC7dcxZ5_Q&feature=player_embedded

really the only funny thing about that video is the names. Phats Cockstrangler is an all-time classic, but when they actually get to talking it's just "distortion of generic hip-hop language grafted on to stodgy white culture" as opposed to something that is a mockery of things that are identifiably juggalo -- i don't think they even made a rape joke

sorry 4 playing the whiney role

shut the fuck up, bitch

haha, i was just gonna congratulate J0rdan for graduating comedy cynic school

btw i was j/k jordan, no meanie intended

stop being such a cocksnot, no meanie

uh i think u mean cockstrangler

"Shit's Fucked Up Hospital" is a winner

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oavMtUWDBTM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saEfJnLiFD8&feature=player_embedded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp6wc6YJpn4

that some early/proto Max Headroom action?

even sounds kinda frewer-y

yeah, the voice as well as the stutter, which I couldn't even tell was intentional.

that's def frewer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQNsEewzhDw

Ok let me start by saying this was HARD! Since it is sung by a girl my voice really did not match at all! Anyway i made this because I loved this OP and jsut had to! So besides my bad singing I hope you enjoy the lyrics!

Lyrics

HA HA HA
HA HA HA
Even with all my tough rivals.
In a battle we overcome all those hassles!
Im out of breath but I keep going!
Useing Iron tail while Im smiling!
Everything is good!
Oh dont hide your hidden power!
Dont you dare give up!
Come on time to follow your destiny!
Inspiration, Role Play, Hustle
Oh my life has never been dull!
Crossing thru forests, rivers and mountains
This feeling is the greatest!
Friendship, love, willpower
Oh were evolving every single day!
How nice, how nice, how nice, lets go!
Weve got a good combination
Great communication!
Always high tension
WOW WO Shalala so its all right!
Weve got a good vibration!
Congratulations towards tomorrow
Always a revolution!
Lets go on this road, aim to be a Pokemon Master!

Daniel Johnston is a pokemon master