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Only time I hear about dogs ripping someones face off is when they are trained to attack?

― 80085 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

bit off his genitals.

― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Pets have a gentle way of reminding humans they are not meant to be kept as pets.

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:15 (fourteen years ago) link

so shocked re: ~killer~ whale ~~killing~~ someone

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

there was a facepalm.jpg headline somewhere about how the whale acted like nothing happened afterward

― i'm #FFFFFF btw (bnw), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link

being temporarily blinded by one side of my torn-off face while three chimps are tearing off my balls and fingers is probably tops on a list of things I really never want to happen to me.

― joygoat, Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

never say never dude

― nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:47 (fourteen years ago) link

being temporarily blinded by one side of my torn-off face while three ~~chimps~~ chicks are tearing off my balls and fingers is probably tops on a list of things I really never want to happen to me.

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:50 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh it would probably take a whole lot of baby chickens in order to tear off your balls and fingers.

― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

jesus christ guys thanks for the bummers

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 25 February 2010 15:51 (fourteen years ago) link

you'll live

― caek, Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I would be honored to get merc'd by a killer whale

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

rolling on the floor laughing out loud here guys

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

if you had to go, i mean

― nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link

loooooooooooooollllllllll loving the judge judy

― a passing heavy daftie (cozen), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

thankfully i don't have to go

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

rolling on the floor laughing out loud here guys

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Thursday, February 25, 2010 11:05 AM (2 minutes ago)

is this sincere

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

did am0n really roflol

― nitzer Ed (s1ocki), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kydggsnphp1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

http://theync.com/thumbs/960-amazing-video-of-a-killer-whale-throwing-a-seal-100-feet-into-the-air.JPG

this has gotta be fun for at least a second right

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:09 (fourteen years ago) link

x-post uhhhhhhhh

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

teeth mountain = new favorite band

― tuvan ear, nose, and throat singer (m bison), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:34 (fourteen years ago) link

kate is nasty

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb52/The_Playlist/movies/the-shining-bear-shot.jpg

― Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ (dyao), Thursday, 25 February 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

kate is nasty

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, February 25, 2010 11:35 AM

in bed?

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

on the trap kit

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

http://riotclitshave.com/2010.02/tumblr_kw7e900Hl31qzj6xlo1_500.jpg

― La religion est une fatigante solution de paresse (Michael White), Thursday, 25 February 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/2010/02/25/reid.old.hotdog.news12?hpt=C2

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:15 (fourteen years ago) link

shit that looks like an onion article but isn't

― velko, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcDeHR2wd1U

― velko, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:23 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.1in3likeme.com/

― jaxon, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

whoopeepee

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

gottagoberg

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i wish i ate at feldman's or knew it existed before they closed it down. i always went to nathan's :(

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

whiney u should go to the exhibit and eat the fossilized weiner

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 19:54 (fourteen years ago) link

haha whiney you could make various humorous remarks while eating it e.g. "damn, this weiner got hard," etc.

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link

well formed remarks

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

"damn this weiner got hard... and this hot dog is pretty old too!"

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:05 (fourteen years ago) link

or, "they found this weiner frozen in a block of ice, you say? sounds more like a cold dog to me!"

(obviously these are just suggestions, i'm sure you could come up with something better, after all you are the writer)

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:06 (fourteen years ago) link

dying

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:07 (fourteen years ago) link

lool velko

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:10 (fourteen years ago) link

"a weiner in a block of ice? sounds like having sex with my ex-wife!!amirite??"

― Venus in Fursuit (Future_Perfect), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

"i'd never properly ~felt~man's~ touch until i ate fossil weiner"

― shite new answers (cutty), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link

lol just realised i already had a teeth mountain song on my itunes!

― plax (ico), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

with a playcount of 5 (!)

― plax (ico), Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

"i was a little scared to eat the weiner at first, although i sensed the feeling was mutual - in fact, the weiner seemed downright petrified"

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 25 February 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

What triggers your LBL?

* 46% Sneezing
* 13% Exercise
* 14% Laughing
* 6% Hugs & Squeezes
* 10% It just happens
* 11% I don’t know

268 people voted on this poll

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 25 February 2010 22:06 (fourteen years ago) link

i need someone to tell me if this is like a real thing or not

― forksclovetofu, Thursday, 25 February 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

is this the chick version of "No matter how much you shake and dance, the last drop always hits the pants"?

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 25 February 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkC7dcxZ5_Q&feature=player_embedded

― Of HOOMan Bondage (latebloomer), Friday, 26 February 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

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