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Oh yeah, and I dropped off my laundry on the way to the train.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

I am pretty much getting all my outfits off the floor of my bedroom at this point.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

same clothes as yesterday + sweater = NO ONE CAN TELL

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

haha otm "which idenitcal black t-shirt will i wear today?"

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

same pants all week

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

same socks all week. Ugh. must do laundry.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Friday, 29 September 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sad that it is now socks weather again. but i do have a lot of socks at least.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

Jeans get no more than two wears between washing - I don't even know how you can live with more than that.

this is BONKERS

― shameful bro 'PIMP' (sleep), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe you meant "Jeans get no more than two YEARS between washing"?

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Friday, 29 September 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

i went to laundromat last night for the first time in a long time.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

vic and john soooo otm.

If only Gygax! were here to tell us about the care and feeding of jeans......

rip ;(

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

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― gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

amazing happening, i just think same thought. psychic you, psychic! ESPN!

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

I own a washer and dryer and haven't done LOAD ONE in a month.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 29 September 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no wait, I forgot the load of towels I used to soak up my pee from the (plastic) beanbag chair crater. LOAD ONE.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 29 September 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

a total dirtbag would've let those towels fester

i for one am kind of glad to know that the beanbag was plastic - i was imagining it being terrycloth for some reason, ugh

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh man, dirty towels otm.

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

oh dirty towels, yes

― gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

I just figure they get clean when I use them to dry my clean body post-shower.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Friday, 29 September 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

that does not work

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Woke up, stepped in pile of dirty laundry, slipped, landed on coke cans next to gargage can, tried to pull self up on bookshelf, pulled down dirty dishes. Took 10 min nap on floor during snooze function, 'cause fuck it, that's too much to deal with in first 30 seconds of conciousness.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

You win.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

I can confirm that the things that FB claims are ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Friday, 29 September 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

strongo: i'm really hungover
trife: yeah, i drank last night too
trife: despite being sick
strongo: i puked in a hotel's comments box yesterday

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 8 October 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

MORE LIKE WILD MAN STYLE AMIRITE

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

tiredmanstyle

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

worst part was that it was one of those days where yr drunk by early evening, sober up, and then get drunk again. never good.

worst worst part was that i had to get up today and go to breakfast/lunch in the same nasty, smelly clothes i was wearing the night before and without a shower. ugh.

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 8 October 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

i did that too OMG

except i even slept in my clothes AND i smoked like a smokestack last night ... i felt sorry for my 10am students!!

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 9 October 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

wake up hung over
wait for girl to leave
make pizza bites that i bought drunk a few days ago
make tea
eat yogurt pretzels while waiting for food to cook

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

woke up today in a maggot-covered blanket.
been cleaning house ever since.
may take weeks
(dirt bag life style)

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

How do maggots get in your blanket???

Worst ever:

tripping my face off
eat left over indian food
are these insect larvae in my samosas???? :/

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

moth eat wool, lay eggs, becoming maggots
repeat cycle til moral disgust in humans kills you all
grandma rolling over in grave

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

took mushrooms while wearing excepter shirt
tried to get cocaine
drank many beers
took an ativin
had sex
passed out

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

dirt bag

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:11 (nineteen years ago)

two great dirt stories:

#1 - friend was out drinking heavily. super hungry so she picks up pizza, cheese down, in NYC gutter and proceeds to stick in mouth. other friend luckily slaps it out of her hand before she ate it.

#2 - rather large, disgusting, no self confidence having girl. tells my friend this story. she sleeps w/dudes to make herself feel better about her self. apparently the night before, some dude she was fucking made her stick her own finger in her own ass and then stick that finger in her mouth. she said it tasted like mushu pork because she'd had chinese food earlier that day.

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

re: #2... omg was this the same girl that you and d@ve were telling stories about on the way to the corn ma(i)ze?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

nah, never met #2

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

ha - i got a slice of pizza when i was drunk a few weeks ago and proceeded to drop it on the floor of the pizza parlor as soon as it was handed to me. i ate that.

my dirtbag haiku:

attempt to move mouse
rotting for several days now:
maggot explosion!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Sunday, 12 November 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

oh dirt bag style

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 22:47 (nineteen years ago)

open up 'bread bin' container in kitchen to find ham + cheese rolls with splotches of bright green mould on them.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

also room is a total mess with washing, newspapers, receipts, records all over it but that's less 'dirt bag style' and more 'I need a lifeskills coach', possibly.

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

smoking weed nugs accumulating in the carpet

― chaki (chaki), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

my room is also a total mess. haven't put away laundry i just did but it's dumped out on my bed, along w/ wrapper of balance bar from this afternoon and empty amoeba bag from yesterday. on floor: surge protector/lots of wires, USB cable, USC tote bag, stuffed anteater, more clothes (dirty), book for school, empty laptop case, empty USPS poster roll i have no idea why i'm saving. on desk: CDs, books, pills for bad back, keys, styrofoam cup, charge receipts. someone's inspecting the building tomorrow and i have to put all this shit away somewhere.

― b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

under the bed! under the bed!

― H2-H4 (H2-H4), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

these giant spiders
sure do like my dusty room
splat! a twinge of guilt

― latebloomer: not to be confused with the dolphin from Seaquest DSV (latebloomer), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

usb, usc, usps, cd

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

eat left over indian food
are these insect larvae in my samosas???? :/

i freaked wifey the fuck out when she asked what the black seeds in our seafood curry were. i told her they were crab eyeballs.

― manute lol (sanskrit), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

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