LOLZ @ LAWYERS

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orallllll roberts university

harbl, Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:43 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.trogerslawoffice.com/images/header_3.jpg

johnny crunch, Sunday, 14 February 2010 02:43 (sixteen years ago)

lols-a-plenty. Makes me feel a little better about the examinations I've performed.

Spectrum, Sunday, 14 February 2010 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS : Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney Can I get a new attorney?

lol

Daniel, Esq., Sunday, 14 February 2010 23:15 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.bobpitch.com/anon/LionelHutz.jpg

millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Sunday, 14 February 2010 23:52 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

^^^^^^ real lawyer ad, btw

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:25 (sixteen years ago)

omg

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:26 (sixteen years ago)

last year he apparently billed himself as "the thug lawyer." new year -- new ad.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:27 (sixteen years ago)

i'm a partner at the "q" firm (quality)

shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:27 (sixteen years ago)

i'm a senior associate there.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:28 (sixteen years ago)

"no evidence, no conviction"

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:28 (sixteen years ago)

good motto imo

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:28 (sixteen years ago)

there was a free publication (like a miniature magazine) you could pick up at a carry-out near where i used to live that seemed to be aimed at local drug dealers and had ads similar to that

harbl, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:28 (sixteen years ago)

good niche practice.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:29 (sixteen years ago)

gotta specialize these days

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:29 (sixteen years ago)

thinking baout this expungement special

harbl, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:31 (sixteen years ago)

all federal and state courts.

impressive.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:33 (sixteen years ago)

oic this is why he's in the news now http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/81635587.html?showAll=y&c=y

harbl, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:34 (sixteen years ago)

he's gonna need an expungement special. if he's lucky ; )

harbl, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 01:34 (sixteen years ago)

"this is an advertisement"

dont wanna go over any lines here

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:30 (sixteen years ago)

there could be a picture thread of brian "the bulldog" watkins, esq. ads so easily

^^^fictitious bulldog

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:32 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.abovethelaw.com/images/entries/ONeal%20Legal%20LLC%20Peter%20John%20Peter%20P%27Ta%20Mon%20John%20JD%20MBA%20Above%20the%20Law%20blog.JPG

why pay BIG bonds when you can get them reduced?

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:33 (sixteen years ago)

if you are pulled over by law enforcement . . . always be polite. yes sir. no sir.

do not carry guns in your vehicle. especiallyin the presence of drugs.

good advices.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:34 (sixteen years ago)

Do not be a drug dealer.

harbl, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:35 (sixteen years ago)

toll free 1.888.88NOT ME

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:36 (sixteen years ago)

its not legal advice, its what my dear mother always told me, from the time i was a lad

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:36 (sixteen years ago)

http://abovethelaw.com/LA%27s%20Dopest%20Attorney.jpg

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:37 (sixteen years ago)

she's the dopest.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:37 (sixteen years ago)

http://ckamediation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/gorillalawyers.jpg

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:42 (sixteen years ago)

they shoulda made ted "former silverback gorilla"

malicious humor victim (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:44 (sixteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_TRcQCuP2b5A/Sht1PtIdKLI/AAAAAAAAGS8/e6WgUhiZhFo/s400/lawyer+discrim.jpg

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 03:46 (sixteen years ago)

mmmm, crappy lawyers. Some clients love this shit, though. When I was representing some lady ("I grew up with 50 Cent!" kinda shit), we were in a lobby waiting for our hearing. This huge muscled out frat dude lawyer guy struts out all douche style, probably gunning for a job at Smith & Liggett ... my client looks at him glowingly, and then looks at me with some kind-of "why'd I end up with him?" kinda look.

We ended up winning hands down. People don't understand being chill and prepared is the best strategy. All the best litigators I know are the mellowest people out there (potentially sociopaths).

Spectrum, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 05:01 (sixteen years ago)

lol at the personal injury gorillas

iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 05:48 (sixteen years ago)

harvard law, affordable

shite new answers (cutty), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:12 (sixteen years ago)

want to smoke pot on probation?

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:23 (sixteen years ago)

her outstretched arms in the picture make it look like she's about to take flight.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:23 (sixteen years ago)

shes "famous" in LA

max, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:25 (sixteen years ago)

her dad is a big legalization advocate, she has (used to have?) "sexxy" ads that ran in the back of the alt-weeklies

max, Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:26 (sixteen years ago)

yeah, she's kind of attractive. well, it's either her, or the prospect of being able to smoke pot on probation, that's attractive.

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:33 (sixteen years ago)

i saw some of 'intolerable cruelty' the other night

pretty gd funny imho

thank you for your time

the archetypal ghetto hustler (history mayne), Wednesday, 10 March 2010 13:35 (sixteen years ago)

want to smoke pot on probation?

― Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, March 10, 2010 8:23 AM Bookmark

Do you reckon she's selling clean pee?

pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:48 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-QzZCc1sJg

just do a close reading, all will be revealed (velko), Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:54 (sixteen years ago)

harvard law offers an llm in "selling clean pee," actually.

(xp)

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:55 (sixteen years ago)

John Roland, Compensated Spokesperson:
http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/john_roland_wide.jpg

pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:57 (sixteen years ago)

http://adamthinks.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/john_roland_cu.jpg

pithfork (Hurting 2), Thursday, 11 March 2010 03:57 (sixteen years ago)

steely eyes!

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:01 (sixteen years ago)

don't mess with john roland, "compensated spokesperson."

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:01 (sixteen years ago)

On September 10, 2002, Roland was rushed to the hospital after expericing diverticulitis. Roland needed 18 blood transfusions, and doctors removed a part of his colon.[4]Roland successfully recovered and returned to work at the station in late October.

just do a close reading, all will be revealed (velko), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:07 (sixteen years ago)

pretty sure i WS margolin esq

nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Thursday, 11 March 2010 04:09 (sixteen years ago)


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