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i feel like Woody Allen in that one movie where he says he's qualified to plan the heist, reminding his ex-cellmate that in prison his nickname was "The Brain", and the ex-cellmate has to tell him "That was sarcasm!"

but if u wanna be all sincere and shit, yeah dyao is valuable

my bloody valentine "sugar"?

that was my first post on ilx fwiw

but yeah I only started posting w/ any regularity (and this sn) after college

he was wrinklepaws in college

Sequel to Young Wrinklepaws

he was wrinklepaws in college

^^^^ this is joke and is not true just fyis

I had to write that cause if I were just someone reading this thread I prolly would have believed it

I mean who is/was wrinklepaws? just some random dude called "wrinklepaws"

deep

he was chad wrinklepaws

wrinklepaws is from the era when ilx had good sockpuppets

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lol wrinklepaws was my second oink login *sniffles*

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iatee, do you go to Missouri Lounge? i play records there occasionally (tonight) and it seems to be a very collegey crowd.

he moved to dan selzer dj land iirc

I used to work across the street from Missouri Lounge 7 years ago, and I thought it was a front for a brothel.

i heard it used to be a toilet. sort of the east bay equiv of zeitgeist

yeahhh I live in dan selzer land now.

never went to missouri lounge - I didn't have a car + was underage for most of my time in the east bay....I haven't even been to the albatross.

I'd never even heard of missouri lounge actually - it looks fun. I wish these type of places were on shattuck instead of san pablo.

I work in a shoe shop and people ask me seriously to seperate their toes for them so they can try on sandals with toe-posts, the worst part is when they say shit like "I'm probably not going to buy them, I don't really like them, I just want to see how they look when they're on"

― boxedjoy, Tuesday, February 23, 2010 10:17 PM

damn girl you can beat my box any time

― banaka, Saturday, February 27, 2010 2:05 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wait, is she at least 18?

― banaka, Saturday, February 27, 2010 2:06 AM

lol

<3 nakhchivan and his corundum-clad turn of phrase

correction: lathe of phrase

kinda feel s/he isn't a noob?

admits to being a new poster at some point, first post early february

if it's a she then please marry me, isn't though

you wanna marry everyone

it's a sacred institution; i demand my cut

mostly just you, q.

xpost

they call me the homebreaker and i ain't no demolitions expert

admits to being a new poster at some point, first post early february

if it's a she then please marry me, isn't though

― inertia of movement gave it the goal parabola (acoleuthic), Monday, March 8, 2010 8:08 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

louis "not being a feminist just to score with chicks" jagger, ladies and gentlemen

you're so on the ball, it's almost like i'd have still said that, and in the pique of full seriousness, if i wasn't 100% certain our dear nakhchivan is an english gentleman in his mid-twenties

http://i49.tinypic.com/2wm4d4w.gif

am new actually but used to read ilx quite a bit 2006 ish when i last had time to waste, never registered though

good content but a little too acrimonious iirc

dude i'm still kneeling here, you want this rock or n

how many girls have heard of ariza makukula and type shit about mika vainio and godard

there's wishful thinking and then there's delusions of reference

"or n"!

dude just buy a wig or somethin, lj doesn't have much in this world

nah he's sound but there are extravagant forms of self-depracatory theatre that despite being english i'm not english enough to understand

wrong about jared boretti too

wig prenup and we got a deal

ok we can disagree about lotp and punch-drunk love fine but borgetti is kinda dealbreaker

extravagant forms of self-depracatory theatre

haaa

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread opera on board I Love Music on Mar 12, 2010

oi, Shostakovich is a hack who outta be drawn 'n quartered for foisting "Moscow, Cheryomushki" on the world that never asked for it. 'is balls should be in a museum afterwards as a warnin!

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread What would an insufferable music snob definitely NOT have in their collection? on board I Love Music on Mar 12, 2010

Oi, anything by linkin park or my chemical romance. bollocks 'n not worth shit off'n outhouse

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread What would an insufferable music snob's 12 CDs be? on board I Love Music on Mar 13, 2010

are you serious? is 'e fookin' serious? John Cage? fuckin' chance music motherfuck i wouldn't pay 'alf a gallon of piss to listen to that shite and i like David Tudor!

geezus christ give a gorilla a taxicab and next thing you know, corbin bernsen becomes mayor...

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread What would an insufferable music snob's 12 CDs be? on board I Love Music on Mar 13, 2010

...you're funny. you're a funny man. is that bein' nice? do i come up to you and say 'eh i'm M@tt H31g3s0n the hard-on?'.

Jesus criminy i'm in a warehouse of gay lunacy and i've misplaced my fiddle

Sexplosion! wrote this on thread WOODY HARRELSON on board I Love Everything on Mar 13, 2010

woody motherfuckin' harrelson? Oi, now i have seen it all. shite actor yet all of the womens are just in line to deliver him the booty. an' i cannot say i approve cos dude looks like grownup version of dennis the menace only alcoholic....fuck that shit

oi vey

i value him

@ how much?

http://www.spaceboos.com/Images/Valintines/images/love%20ya%20lots.gif

Was coming here to post him.

i mean say what you want about him but this is a hell of a line:

Jesus criminy i'm in a warehouse of gay lunacy and i've misplaced my fiddle