posts very much in character

i felt bad for posting something so obvious, like every geir post is 'very much in character' but it seemed a striking example. luckily it was outdone by a kenan vagina post

kids today *sighs heavily*

-- Marcello Carlin, Monday, June 11, 2007 9:50 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I re-screened it last year!

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Monday, June 11, 2007 10:01 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Saw Erin Brockovich again a few weekends ago; it holds better than any of his others (save Out of Sight).

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Sunday, June 10, 2007 3:27 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

"saw... again" uh?

imposter

anyway you bore me, you people. i am going to boucne around to some hyphy, maybe follow it up with paris or lil' kim, maybe some ellen allien (=actually fun dance music).

-- lex pretend, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 23:47 (1 week ago) Link

fruity = yay

-- Just got offed, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 4:47 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

True Romance was bullshit (even Tarantino thought so).

so what critics said The Sopranos was crap besides Armond White?

-- Dr Morbius, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 2:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

it was weird how "hot" Tarantino's scripts were at the time, considering writing is not really his strong point

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 2:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

(I love Natural Born Killers tho)

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 2:09 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

I haven't seen any of the ones after Robin Hood (its Radio City run). I also don't remember seeing any of the classic First Five til adulthood.

As an E.T. fan, I voted for Bambi.

-- Dr Morbius, Wednesday, June 13, 2007 2:19 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

just get rid of admin powers

-- hstencil, Tuesday, June 12, 2007 8:50 PM (18 hours ago) Bookmark Link

oops

lol @ morbs and shakey double-feature

Guys I don't think I still have those LeCoq videos. ;_;

I did find a video of an awesome airplane crash though.

Hottest Disney male.

Poll Closing Date: Sunday, June 17, 2007 11:00 PM

For equality's sake.

Lilo's sister's boyfriend
Aladdin
Jeff Bridges (Tron)
Taran
The Lion King (whatever his name was)
Dick van Dyke
Peter MacNicol (Ally McBeal... nah, Dragonslayer)
Donald Duck
The prince from Sleeping Beauty
Christopher Lee (Return from Witch Mountain)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Captain Hook
Maximilian Schell (The Black Hole)
Beast
Rick Moranis (Honey, I Shrunk the Kids)
Jack Skellington
The dark-haired guy from Emperor's Lost Groove
Bambi (eh?)
Dumbo (jeez!)
Tim Curry (The Three Musketeers)
Mowgli
Tarzan
Brendan Fraser (George of the Jungle)
Robin Hood
Richard Farnsworth (The Straight Story)
Stitch
James McAvoy (the faun from Narnia)
The bad guy from Mulan

-- Tuomas, Thursday, June 14, 2007 9:45 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

all tombot posts

all tuomas posts to be fair

i started to believe in fake tuomas when i saw that disney male headline.
it's too perfect an imitation.

the student has become the master

A perfect simulacrum such as Tuomas, the robot child, can become real only if it exhibits the most human characteristic: the ability to dream, to wish for impossible things. By dreaming about the blue fairy who will turn him into a real boy, David has already become real or human (the two are considered identical in the film). What makes the simulated being real is its desire to be real: the desire to be real cannot itself be simulated, which proves that it is a reliable criterion for differentiating between the real and the simulated. However, the positing of the desire to be real as the distinguishing mark of the real makes the real lacking in itself. The real is defined as that which lacks reality, that which wants to become real.

OH FUCK TELEVISION

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, June 14, 2007 2:07 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

I'm just mildly intrigued by how someone can tell me to calm down whilst simultaneously giving their own (wildly inaccurate and unfair) character assassination. You seem to have set yourself against a certain type, and for the purposes of convenience have made me adhere to that type come hell or high water. I don't aim to bring pleasure here, I aim to let off steam and air my opinions so that others might contend them. Instead of contending, you've aimed cheap shots ('Oxbridge whimsy' indeed, o thou frightful nincompoop) at the speaker. If I was trying to patronise you, I'd do it so much better, my dear fellow. You'd barely notice.

Anyway, I'm off for a bit. Lurk away.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, 14 June 2007 15:27 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

he* was the best Batman (since Adam West)

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, June 14, 2007 5:02 PM

* referring to val kilmer.

thoughts:
wow, just wow.

Who is better? KEATON? no.

btw I would be a better fucking Batman than any of em.

except adam west

Christian Bale, obv

Adam West is a better crazy mayor of Quahog than he was a Batman.

Who are you to disagree with Dr. M???

There is no such town as Quahog.

Whereas Gotham City is real.

laurel on the money-mark

BUSTER keaton may have had a shot

/morbs

That would have been a great batman

I know my summer film project

I didn't even see the Bale Batman but I have every faith in him.

I am woman watch me grow
See me standing toe to toe
As I spread my lovin' arms across the land
But I'm still an embryo
With a long long way to go
Until I make my brother understand

Oh yes I am wise
But it's wisdom born of pain
Yes, I've paid the price
But look how much I gained
If I have to I can face anything
I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman
Oh, I am woman
I am invincible
I am strong

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 12 June 2007 19:28 (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

looking at this: why exactly does she have a career and/or reputation again?

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:14 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

is it just because of jimmymod type dudes with a fixation on saucer-orbed rory gilmore knock-offs?

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:14 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yes, but the mumbly voice helps.

-- Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:15 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

also her name is zooey which reminds me of zoobilee zoo

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, June 14, 2007 6:16 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I liked Keaton as Batman.

me too

don't step to my poll thread, biter

-- Wrinklepaws, Thursday, June 14, 2007 8:42 PM (57 minutes ago)

vaginas are for sharing

-- kenan, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:20 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

like a big bowl of Fritos

-- kenan, Friday, 15 June 2007 17:21 (32 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

kenan throws a superbowl party at hedonism every year.
word to the wise, stay away from the dip.

there's no excuse to use the word 'vagina' so exclusively as kenan does when there are so many more expressive synonyms

Yeah, like "gash".

precisely.

http://www.blackchampagne.com/slang-dirty.shtml#vagina

"Panty hamster" (!!!!!)

They missed out Lab Kebab.

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