zing

"you play fife and drum and you've NEVER heard of brian chippendale?"

http://alpha1.fmarion.edu/finearts/imuwood4.jpg

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU PLAY THE VIOLA AND HAVE NOT HEARD OF JOHN CALE???

http://www2.mercer.edu/NR/rdonlyres/43066A69-C4AF-4DD7-B098-738BE83E6C48/0/MURPHY.jpg

"sister ray is my jam."

gree hee hee hee

i'm never going to get tired of gree hee hee hee

where did g.h.h.h. come from?

it is what laurel says, because she's a leprechaun!

make a post in the style of the poster above you

Apparently!

"gree hee hee hee" seems like it could be a pretty accurate spelling of the way Scooby Doo laughs.

i have never heard a leprechaun laugh like that.

Did you ever see an elephant fly
Well I seen a horse fly
I seen a dragon fly
I seen a house fly

I seen all that too
I seen a peanut stand
And heard a rubber band
I seen a needle that winked its eye

http://www.qune.net/the_cn_report/images/leprechaun_1.jpg

GREE HEE HEE HEE

lol u were 12 when i started posting on ilx

-- deej, Thursday, November 8, 2007 1:42 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol ur still here

-- Tape Store, Thursday, November 8, 2007 1:47 PM (15 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

that was close enough to a self-zing as it was

^^^what thread is that from?

oh alliyah?

aaliyah w/e u know.

from ilx usernames: a poll

That one vote for me was not me. I have a secret admirer!

-- moley, Saturday, November 10, 2007 11:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

or your name does

-- roxymuzak, Sunday, November 11, 2007 12:09 AM

making people feel bad for crossing over just keeps us all divided. i hate this kind of thinking, and the person who started this thread sucks.

-- rockapads, Monday, 12 November 2007 00:13 (26 minutes ago) Link

", man."

-- cee-oh-tee-tee, Monday, 12 November 2007 00:16 (22 minutes ago) Link

i'm mostly curious if it will have more or fewer voters than last year. i can't think of anything too good, certainly not Hinder good, so I doubt I'll bother submitting a ballot.

-- da croupier, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:48 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

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Yeah, how'd that work out, by the way?

-- M.V., Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:51 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

this thread should be extinguished.

-- J0rdan S., Wednesday, 14 November 2007 02:41 (9 hours ago) Link

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says the man who contributed to it!

-- Bo Jackson Overdrive, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 02:41 (9 hours ago) Link

BURN

j0rdan s's jaded cynicism is overlapping with his naive enthusiasm

lol i didn't even post in that thread.

i'd work there

-- darraghmac, Friday, 16 November 2007 11:01 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

No shit.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, 16 November 2007 13:46 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I can't even count how many books I read a year, but then I was raised by a librarian and a history teacher

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Monday, November 19, 2007 6:52 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Apparently a librarian and a history teacher who didn't teach you how to count.

-- n/a, Monday, November 19, 2007 6:53 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Ha ha ha ha ha!

amazing

kind of the ideal zing, in a way

shakey is such an oaf.

there are some seriously smug mfs on that thread (that i started ;_;)

dude no way it's a pretty good thread. . .for ILE.

they're all missing the point

Working at a small bookshop for three years did much to educate me on how Americans view reading. At the Gap or something they just saunter in; at my store they would always pause nervously, look around, and head straight for the counter. You can see in their expressions that they're still haunted by Mrs. Bixby telling them in sixth grade that books and broccoli were healthy.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn

who is being zung there? america?

Okay, so I'm not going to waste any time reading that thread.

I didn't realize the zing thread had turned into the "Avoid this clusterfuck thread at all costs", but I do appreciate the assistance.

yeah, ilxors on literacy = AVOID AVOID AVOID

yes yes 50 cent & kanye are clever & very good businessmen. i think calling either of them "poets" though is one fuck of a stretch.

-- zappi, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 08:05 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Especially the part where they attempt to procure an emotional response by working rhyming words into rhythmic patterns.

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 08:16 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

lets get everything straight here then cuz im a bit confused

*kate and that guy paul are mad flirting on that thread.
*thread gets revived and it is revealed that guy lied about friends dying in 9-11 and he put on fake benefit shows for them.
*also he was a cutter.

is that it?

-- chaki, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 21:35 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

also: kate talks mad shit about paul's ex-girl until she is the ex-girl and is like 'oh my bad'

-- tehresa, Wednesday, 21 November 2007 21:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Not so much "zinging" as "clowning"

No Paul, no Christianity tho... debatably

-- Tom D., Friday, November 23, 2007 5:21 PM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I'm not too bothered about that, really.

-- Laurel, Friday, November 23, 2007 5:27 PM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

new nas single - http://www.zshare.net/audio/5050654b8243b7.

i think he has the worst ear for beats apart from maybe ras kass.

-- titchyschneiderMk2, Friday, November 23, 2007 1:47 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

You have a very original thought there.

-- The Reverend, Friday, November 23, 2007 1:59 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

spank rock have become shit.

-- titchyschneiderMk2, Friday, November 23, 2007 1:28 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

dude is ridiculous

"become"

i like aaron and amandas music (although bmore gutter music was pretty shit) but for fucks sake, im tired of reading how they represent the new wave or are part of the real bmore club scene. they dont. on a street level, from what i know from people that live there, they dont mean much at all to the real bmore scene but if you go by what you read in mags like ID, they make it seem like theyre running it. its pretty fucking lazy reporting, wrong, unfairly biased and is basically inaccurate coverage of the music, the people making it and their attitude to it.

-- titchyschneider (titchyschneider), Friday, July 21, 2006 12:28 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

don't you live in england? this is payback for all those grime threads, isn't it?

-- david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Friday, July 21, 2006 12:31 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

I like this movie a lot! You all hate me now :( It's not like I watch it and think "Wow, that's so profound, what a great solution for the problems of society," though! I'm shallow and like attractive actors, accents, and stupid violent movies sometimes.

-- Maria, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:04 (Yesterday) Link

[some posts in between]

have to agree with maria here - hate on me and call me a complete idiot, but i like shitty, accidentally-funny violent films featuring babes with irish accents.

-- Rubyredd, Saturday, 24 November 2007 22:50 (Yesterday) Link

[some more posts]

Worst fucking movie evah.

-- Abbott, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:47 (5 hours ago) Link

Much-loved by the world's most lamprey-like douchies, save for Maria, the lovely outlier.

-- Abbott, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:48 (5 hours ago) Link

COLD

i would bet that that's just Abbott not reading the thread all that closely.

no really.