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Can't a poor monkey just masturbate in peace? This poor guy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkCB5UnzR3U&feature=player_embedded

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:01 (sixteen years ago)

;_;

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:06 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_pS46YRMIQ&feature=player_embedded

― avatar 2: the na'vi ending story (gbx), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:13 (sixteen years ago)

RECENT ACTIVITY

Erica became a fan of DIE ANTWOORD. · Comment · Like

― t(o_o)t (ENBB), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:17 (sixteen years ago)

http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo305/lejospopo/colorblind.jpg

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:26 (sixteen years ago)

ive seen this so many places but what colorblind ppl r retarded?

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 13:27 (sixteen years ago)

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs157.snc3/18467_279857999686_800219686_3062370_6055159_n.jpg

― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:23 (sixteen years ago)

mind is blown

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

ahahaha

― goldblapp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:58 (sixteen years ago)

*_*

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 14:59 (sixteen years ago)

dude can clealy draw, so it's disheartening that he relies so heavily on shit-looking photoshop backgrounds

― goldblapp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

why world whyyyyy

― ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

tears of a grouch

― genial anarchy (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 15:17 (sixteen years ago)

http://jockups.leatheroaks.org/Superfront/HandedSuperfront.jpg

http://jockups.leatheroaks.org/JockUpShorts.html#RuggedZip

― scott seward, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:07 (sixteen years ago)

http://jockups.leatheroaks.org/Superfront/SupineProfile.jpg

― scott seward, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:08 (sixteen years ago)

what the

― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:13 (sixteen years ago)

Want to know more about JockUps and how to get some for your own protection and/or pleasure? Are you ready to build a visible bulge with your own highly modified neoprene or melon foam gear? Send me an e-mail and tell me of your bulging desires!

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

"Yup, the melon suspensory will fit in the Knuckled Upfliter."

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

DIE ANTWOORD!!!

― goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:02 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkr3XiddcCM&feature=player_embedded

― benial (latebloomer), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

i got sent that one die antwoord vid the other day asking if i loved the dark side of the moon boxers, and then sent this one yesterday in fear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc3f4xU_FfQ

― jaxon, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:39 (sixteen years ago)

xpost. i have friends that do clown porn :-/

― jaxon, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:44 (sixteen years ago)

"JockUps were invented by a reclusive Wellesley, Massachusetts, gentleman sometime in the 1970s. Hal had started the PS Company around then selling jockstraps and related apparel to a select group of men."

― djembe jivin’ sidekick (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 2 February 2010 18:55 (sixteen years ago)

um is antwoord icp related?
jaxon, i imagine that must make for awkward dinner party conversation

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

well, they were outta town for thanksgiving and let us use their house to throw a big party w/a bunch of my friends and our parents. there was clown artwork all over the house and in their room, lifesize paintings of them in clown gear and S&M leather. my mom had heard the stories before but didn't realize it was their house we were at. when it all clicked, she was just like SMH

― jaxon, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:50 (sixteen years ago)

o ya, there was a home made glory hole downstairs. we were all checking it out and laughing when the parents came down and we all just really quickly hid it and got really quiet.

― jaxon, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:52 (sixteen years ago)

wasn't zach galifianakis in that movie?

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

lol'n rn

― goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

i love "home made glory hole" as opposed to the professionally built ones

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:53 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.competitionplus.com/2005_02_03/photos/news/carpenters_union.jpg

― goole, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:55 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBu-dLzvqWs

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 19:59 (sixteen years ago)

uh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-PR-BQ2HGA

― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 20:02 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.watkykjy.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/PINKFLOYDJIGGIN.gif

― jaxon, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 22:50 (sixteen years ago)

someone posted this on the ilm metal thread, but i want to make sure that dan p. sees it. i think he might dig them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEwNrjvNiYs

― scott seward, Tuesday, 2 February 2010 23:49 (sixteen years ago)

am I the only person who think die antwoord are kinda totally awesome and not in an ironic way. Not that it's the kind of thing I'd sit around and listen to, but it's pretty awesome.

― dan selzer, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:06 (sixteen years ago)

kinda there with you, i listened to that track like seven times.
please explain progeria DJ?

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:09 (sixteen years ago)

ditto on die antwoord. and if the chick grew her bangs out a bit would be a WS of Shame

also lolling at acapella metallica

― jaxon, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:12 (sixteen years ago)

they said i was a loser
they said i was a no one
they said i was a psycho
but look at me now
all up on the interweb

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

^lol's prayer

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:15 (sixteen years ago)

the "parents just don't understand" pseudo-haring set is icing

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:16 (sixteen years ago)

http://mhambi.com/2009/05/die-antwoord-offers-some-rude-solutions/
mp3s here^

― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 00:20 (sixteen years ago)

yeah I will cop to liking die antwoord too. and yes :-/ on ws of shame

― and Watt (gbx), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 03:13 (sixteen years ago)

ws w/o s

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:06 (sixteen years ago)

from Enter The Ninja:

"Check it: I represent South African culture. In this place you get a lot of different things. Blacks, whites, coloreds, English, Afrikaners, Xhosa, wat ook al. I am like all of these different things, all of these different people fucked into one person..."

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:24 (sixteen years ago)

main dude of Die Answoord is basically like if irvine welsh wrote about afrikaners instead of albannach.

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 04:37 (sixteen years ago)

ws w/ pride

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 09:19 (sixteen years ago)

In an interview with Vice magazine he translated zef as "fucking cool" and described his band as, "like, 2Unlimited, C+C Music Factory kind of thing … but a bit more gangster, with a street edge".

lolz

― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 3 February 2010 09:20 (sixteen years ago)

Van canto came up on another thread! They are awesome!

― PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! PIES! (HI DERE), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

i don't think there is any shame with regard to the die andswoord WS issue

― sir ilx-a-lot (cutty), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

http://nickfrostmusic.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/antwoord1-752074.jpg

― ♖♕♖ (am0n), Wednesday, 3 February 2010 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

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