I think Alfred's post is pretty hilarious, actually. The conflation of the characters in Sex in the City and Golden Girls spells immediate victory such that one doesn't even need to get to the "strawberry piss" line in order to achieve pure read 'em and lol satisfaction.
― dell, Thursday, 15 May 2008 18:14 (eighteen years ago)
no yeah it was a funny post in and of itself
― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 15 May 2008 18:20 (eighteen years ago)
ooh what bullying thread?
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:30 (8 months ago) Bookmark Link
― caek, Sunday, 18 May 2008 13:46 (eighteen years ago)
# NME vs Melody Maker [Started by Herman G. Neuname, last updated 4 minutes ago] 28 new answers [POLL closes: May 30]
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 23 May 2008 18:06 (eighteen years ago)
All my life, I've heard this as "take care of TCB," which really annoyed me for its redundancy (how do you "take care of taking care of business"??) -- sort of like "ATM machine," but even worse than that. It's a totally clunky line. It might even be the main reason I've never liked the song very much.
-- xhuxk, Tuesday, January 8, 2008 9:53 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link
Pretty good EP from a lady from Tennessee, though the best part of it might be the Bohannon/DJ Hollywood style proto-raps done by some guy at the start and end of her "Southern Soul Picnic," which is my favorite of the three songs even if "bring your own BYOB" is a redundant line (sort of like "ATM machine").
-- xhuxk, Sunday, July 15, 2007 11:46 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Saturday, 24 May 2008 20:20 (eighteen years ago)
(and it is heavy metal, by some definitions.)
-- xhuxk, Monday, 26 May 2008 23:21 (Yesterday) Link
― aaron d.g., Tuesday, 27 May 2008 03:47 (eighteen years ago)
^ dude in a nutshell
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 03:54 (eighteen years ago)
was he talking about ashlee simpson
― sleep, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 07:32 (eighteen years ago)
He was talking about the Marshall Plan
― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 09:42 (eighteen years ago)
Or possibly a salad made from kale, baby radishes, and balsamic vinegar.
check the latest ashlee simpson thread for vintage kogan-ism. didn't repost since we don't do "meta" anymore tho it's worth noting that frank arrogantly puts down ilx for not being up to his intellectual standards
whatever
― m coleman, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 09:53 (eighteen years ago)
good comeback.
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 17:05 (eighteen years ago)
For the folks who hate Dane Cook; look up the "You Suck At Photoshop" videos on YouTube. Those are pretty damned funny.
-- HI DERE, Monday, February 11, 2008 3:31 PM (Monday, February 11, 2008 3:31 PM) Bookmark Link
Dude, I just found out recently (through TIME Magazine of all places) that Dane Cook had nothing to do with those "You Suck at Photoshop" videos.
All this time, you made feel 1% positive about Dane Cook. How could you?
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 20:21 (eighteen years ago)
hot wings arent fattening! i dont think they are anyway
not worried about u getting fat its just kind of a pain to make them
-- deeznuts, Saturday, May 31, 2008 5:18 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 31 May 2008 14:31 (eighteen years ago)
Do you know how that gag actually came about?
I probably did 25 years ago; who cares? Did you hear it on a "commentary"?
-- Dr Morbius, Sunday, 8 June 2008 05:15 (57 minutes ago) Link
― aaron d.g., Sunday, 8 June 2008 06:17 (eighteen years ago)
you guys know none of these can touch The Thief of Bagdad, right?
http://www.criterion.com/asp/release.asp?id=431
-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, May 29, 2008 1:40 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link
― latebloomer, Sunday, 8 June 2008 08:59 (eighteen years ago)
lol @ did you hear it on a "commentary"
― and what, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:15 (eighteen years ago)
morbs is such a herb: 'thief' is 10th rate powell, at best.
― banriquit, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:19 (eighteen years ago)
did you hear that on a "commentary"?
― and what, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:20 (eighteen years ago)
What's an "amirite"? -- Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, April 16, 2006 7:34 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
― banriquit, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
What does "itt" mean?
-- Tuomas, Saturday, August 18, 2007 8:27 AM (9 months ago)
― am0n, Sunday, 8 June 2008 17:18 (eighteen years ago)
I like games where you have to calculate firing arcs over terrain
-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 9 June 2008 15:52 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 9 June 2008 15:54 (eighteen years ago)
also known as cumshots
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 9 June 2008 16:03 (eighteen years ago)
It's not like I think this is a big issue or anything, but I'm kinda interested on a theoretical level.
-- Tuomas, Monday, 9 June 2008 16:59 (43 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 9 June 2008 17:00 (eighteen years ago)
anyway, it's one of the worst rock records ever, but totally worth owning.
-- scott seward, Monday, June 9, 2008 4:56 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― sleeve, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 01:43 (eighteen years ago)
America's Funniest Home Videos
this is my favorite show of all time btw.
-- city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, May 2, 2006 3:27 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 15:59 (eighteen years ago)
# TS: a hymen doughnut vs a maidenhead cruller [Started by Dan Perry (Dan Perry), last updated 58 minutes ago] 13 new answers
― sleep, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 18:35 (eighteen years ago)
What record was Scott talking about?
― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 23:53 (eighteen years ago)
Meanwhile, AC/DC are still playing stadiums....and where are 2 Live Crew today?
-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, December 15, 2003 4:25 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link
― s1ocki, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 17:33 (eighteen years ago)
lol
― latebloomer, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 17:34 (eighteen years ago)
hahahahah
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 17:46 (eighteen years ago)
he should be an onion columnist
― banriquit, Wednesday, 18 June 2008 17:48 (eighteen years ago)
ay didn't read this but kung fu panda is dat realness yall need to get up on it for real
-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, June 19, 2008 3:57 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― sleep, Thursday, 19 June 2008 19:58 (eighteen years ago)
hahaha
― banriquit, Thursday, 19 June 2008 19:59 (eighteen years ago)
^^someone not banned from nb post to 'very much in character'
-- deej, Monday, 23 June 2008 22:07 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 23 June 2008 21:15 (eighteen years ago)
loooool @ the big hoos one
― J0rdan S., Monday, 23 June 2008 21:17 (eighteen years ago)
Mary Lou Lord?
i used to hate this drivel but there might be some room for it in my heart now. um, maybe.
-- Surmounter, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 3:38 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link
(i thought there must be a thread but where?)
-- Surmounter, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 3:39 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link
in Hell
-- J0hn D., Tuesday, June 24, 2008 3:41 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link
omg
-- Surmounter, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 3:41 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 June 2008 04:01 (eighteen years ago)
srsly it's too bad that new rules won't let us have an earnest surmounter greatest hits thread
would bring so many lolz :D
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 June 2008 04:03 (eighteen years ago)
ok buddy
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 04:07 (eighteen years ago)
...
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 25 June 2008 04:09 (eighteen years ago)
Wait, are we posting our "Very Much in Character" stuff directly to this thread now?
― forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 25 June 2008 04:42 (eighteen years ago)
Love her pictures of bears, but why no pubes?
-- Gallery Goer, Sunday, August 21, 2005 2:01 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
wait bears?!
-- anthony easton (anthony), Sunday, August 21, 2005 2:05 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 16:51 (eighteen years ago)
all u no blappers are full of shit btw, we see right thru u
-- deeznuts, Thursday, 3 July 2008 19:34 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Thursday, 3 July 2008 18:41 (eighteen years ago)
i have no idea what thats supposed to mean but ill chalk it up to you being a cock
-- deeznuts, Friday, April 18, 2008 7:31 PM
― Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 5 July 2008 20:32 (eighteen years ago)
One of the CocoRosie girls goes to a racially insensitive party!!!!! Scandal!!!!! I can't wait for the somethingawful.com take on this!!! whats the blogosphere have to say?
-- Mickey (modestmickey), Saturday, November 5, 2005 1:35 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:18 (eighteen years ago)
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― czn, Sunday, 6 July 2008 20:33 (eighteen years ago)
http://k53.pbase.com/u48/investorguy/upload/30678380.29521795.gay.gif
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 7 July 2008 15:59 (eighteen years ago)
what's a 7"
-- Surmounter, Monday, July 7, 2008 5:05 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Monday, 7 July 2008 21:12 (eighteen years ago)