posts very much in character

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PAINFULLY STUPID PEOPLE

-- HI DERE, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:37 (11 months ago) Bookmark Link

heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. (sorry dan)

You.

This guy obviously hasn't been to a Girl Talk, Lightning Bolt or MIA show.

-- stephen, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 22:17 (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

got the record and am really liking some of the guitar lines. some of this is really nice and catchy and tight

-- Charlie Howard, Monday, May 12, 2008 10:15 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

abt: vampire weekend btw, i think he revived the kala thread like two days ago as well

ok its actually a myth but um imagine it isn't (or that we're dealing with the actual most venomous/poisonous insect in the world here).

if you squished this insect into a mush and added water so it was liquid and injected it into a person's vein would the poison kill them, or would you need about 1000000 of these insects to get anywhere near? what if you ate this insect?

-- thelightshineson, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 9:48 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i just don't know

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 9:49 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I would ask what that post from me was in response to but it could have been pretty much anything.

I think it was "say something nice about another ilxor"

hahahaha

i always felt like i would be really convincing on an infomercial because i genuinely believe in the power of shopping

-- Surmounter, Thursday, May 15, 2008 2:18 AM

btw faggots im not making any big dickmove proclamations about how hip-hop should be because im the only one who knows lol or hwatever your insecure ass thinks when i say im not feeling aquemini or the love below i know a lot of heads who fuck with em & i cant hate its just not my kinda music just like southernplayalistic is not a lot of peoples kinda music

-- and what, Thursday, May 15, 2008 5:24 PM

I'll tell you what I can't stand about the show: how lots of faggots I know nickname each other "Samantha" or "Blanche" or "Rose" or whatever the fuck those characters are called. It's the worst when they order those Jello-colored martinis that taste like strawberry piss.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, May 15, 2008 1:37 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

(obv one was o_O hardman shit and one wasn't, but the timing was still funny)

I think Alfred's post is pretty hilarious, actually. The conflation of the characters in Sex in the City and Golden Girls spells immediate victory such that one doesn't even need to get to the "strawberry piss" line in order to achieve pure read 'em and lol satisfaction.

no yeah it was a funny post in and of itself

ooh what bullying thread?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:30 (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

# NME vs Melody Maker [Started by Herman G. Neuname, last updated 4 minutes ago] 28 new answers [POLL closes: May 30]

All my life, I've heard this as "take care of TCB," which really annoyed me for its redundancy (how do you "take care of taking care of business"??) -- sort of like "ATM machine," but even worse than that. It's a totally clunky line. It might even be the main reason I've never liked the song very much.

-- xhuxk, Tuesday, January 8, 2008 9:53 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

Pretty good EP from a lady from Tennessee, though the best part of it might be the Bohannon/DJ Hollywood style proto-raps done by some guy at the start and end of her "Southern Soul Picnic," which is my favorite of the three songs even if "bring your own BYOB" is a redundant line (sort of like "ATM machine").

-- xhuxk, Sunday, July 15, 2007 11:46 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

(and it is heavy metal, by some definitions.)

-- xhuxk, Monday, 26 May 2008 23:21 (Yesterday) Link

^ dude in a nutshell

was he talking about ashlee simpson

He was talking about the Marshall Plan

Or possibly a salad made from kale, baby radishes, and balsamic vinegar.

check the latest ashlee simpson thread for vintage kogan-ism. didn't repost since we don't do "meta" anymore tho it's worth noting that frank arrogantly puts down ilx for not being up to his intellectual standards

whatever

good comeback.

For the folks who hate Dane Cook; look up the "You Suck At Photoshop" videos on YouTube. Those are pretty damned funny.

-- HI DERE, Monday, February 11, 2008 3:31 PM (Monday, February 11, 2008 3:31 PM) Bookmark Link

Dude, I just found out recently (through TIME Magazine of all places) that Dane Cook had nothing to do with those "You Suck at Photoshop" videos.

All this time, you made feel 1% positive about Dane Cook. How could you?

hot wings arent fattening! i dont think they are anyway

not worried about u getting fat its just kind of a pain to make them

-- deeznuts, Saturday, May 31, 2008 5:18 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Do you know how that gag actually came about?

I probably did 25 years ago; who cares? Did you hear it on a "commentary"?

-- Dr Morbius, Sunday, 8 June 2008 05:15 (57 minutes ago) Link

you guys know none of these can touch The Thief of Bagdad, right?

http://www.criterion.com/asp/release.asp?id=431

-- Dr Morbius, Thursday, May 29, 2008 1:40 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

lol @ did you hear it on a "commentary"

morbs is such a herb: 'thief' is 10th rate powell, at best.

did you hear that on a "commentary"?

What's an "amirite"?
-- Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, April 16, 2006 7:34 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

What does "itt" mean?

-- Tuomas, Saturday, August 18, 2007 8:27 AM (9 months ago)

I like games where you have to calculate firing arcs over terrain

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 9 June 2008 15:52 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

also known as cumshots

It's not like I think this is a big issue or anything, but I'm kinda interested on a theoretical level.

-- Tuomas, Monday, 9 June 2008 16:59 (43 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

anyway, it's one of the worst rock records ever, but totally worth owning.

-- scott seward, Monday, June 9, 2008 4:56 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

America's Funniest Home Videos

this is my favorite show of all time btw.

-- city of gyros (chaki), Tuesday, May 2, 2006 3:27 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

# TS: a hymen doughnut vs a maidenhead cruller [Started by Dan Perry (Dan Perry), last updated 58 minutes ago] 13 new answers

What record was Scott talking about?

Meanwhile, AC/DC are still playing stadiums....and where are 2 Live Crew today?

-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, December 15, 2003 4:25 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

lol

hahahahah

he should be an onion columnist

ay didn't read this but kung fu panda is dat realness yall need to get up on it for real

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, June 19, 2008 3:57 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

hahaha

^^someone not banned from nb post to 'very much in character'

-- deej, Monday, 23 June 2008 22:07 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

loooool @ the big hoos one

Mary Lou Lord?

i used to hate this drivel but there might be some room for it in my heart now. um, maybe.

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 3:38 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

(i thought there must be a thread but where?)

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 3:39 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

in Hell

-- J0hn D., Tuesday, June 24, 2008 3:41 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

omg

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, June 24, 2008 3:41 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link