zing

like i mean i <3 katy cause she's just like a post-cyndi lauper oddball who is cuet and fun; and i <3 lady gagz because her shit is like good electro and matthew barney and ish

but kesha @ #1 is like the triumph of l.a. myspace-whore "scene" idiots like mickey avalon and cisco adler. just the worthless party-all-the-time internet-and-coke trash of L.A. and i hope that state gets washed into the pacific. peace out

― i ben b bag all by myself (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, January 16, 2010 11:43 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and i hope that state gets washed into the pacific.

Sounds like somebody's got a crush.

― Hoisin Murphy (jaymc), Saturday, January 16, 2010 12:03 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

keep on keepin it positive whiney

XD

Since you don't prejudge anything ever, why don't you go review the diviest-lookin greasy spoon in Mtl tonight. I'm sure it will be delicious!

well duh!!!!!!!!!!!

in my experience calling a girl annoying is guy for "im gonna try and fuck that chick". its an instant break up in my book.

-- sunny successor, Wednesday, March 5, 2008 1:47 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― trillness is the move (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, December 2, 2009 6:25 AM (1 month ago)

dying over that jaymc one even if it is lol whiney

max i've been saying conan sucks when you were still in short trousers

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, January 13, 2010 1:36 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes but thats just evidence that you are old, not that you are right

― max, Wednesday, January 13, 2010 1:37 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark

haha

max have you thought about law school

I saw (LOTR: Return of the King) in a giant Lincoln Center hall w/ fanboys applauding every scene, followed by cast Q&A. I was homicidal.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Monday, January 25, 2010 10:48 AM

hee hee i can just imagine u blowing your top

― I'm FINNISH!!!! (s1ocki), Monday, January 25, 2010 11:18 AM

I just can't seem to picture it.

― queen frostine (Eric H.), Monday, January 25, 2010 11:21 AM

http://www.discogs.com/image/R-671213-1146499555.jpeg

was that a Scanners pic?

What a fantastic album and single.

drumming is better on the new one, but ... well why go into it all again. i just think they'd be a better band if they had a really good drummer. but i still wouldn't like them probably, so who cares what i think?

― hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 11:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

who indeed

― plaxico (I know, right?), Tuesday, February 2, 2010 11:56 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

(think i should get an assist for that one, tbh)

u are posting a zing on your own person AND u want an assist?

technical foul, five yard penalty, repeat of first down

where has the shame gone

it's all about cashing in now

shame's the same... just got more fierce

^^ what a horrible, malformed joke - you should be a sitewide mod!

j/k

lol tipsy, lol sarahel

true story, a propos of nothing: i was raised in wrentham, hometown of scott brown. once upon a time, i wanted to be an eagle scout. he sat on a committee that told me that no, my stupid project to build a handicapped ramp at the library did not have enough merit to elevate me to eagle status. being the pissy teenager i was, i argued with him for half an hour , and finally got him to give in. he was unfailingly polite and super friendly afterward, and i think he seemed like a very capable fellow.

― Remington Q. (remy bean), Monday, February 8, 2010 1:44 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

So you could have swung the election by publicizing that he hates cripples.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, February 8, 2010 1:48 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark

^^not a knee-slapper more like a political zing - ping?

what is snooki?

― bwoling and drifting (tehresa), Wednesday, February 10, 2010 12:26 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

you live in a cave in space

― surfboard dudes get wiped out, totally, Wednesday, February 10, 2010 12:30 AM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I had no idea either

you live in a cave in portland

is that seriously a zing?

well yeah a zing for not being familiar with jersey shore is not a huge burn imo, but "in a cave in space" still made me laugh tbh

i mean tbh i would not mind having my own little cave in space so

i guess what i am saying is: try harder.

i wld also like a space cave fwiw

i have a new theory, the less you know about internet memes and pop culture dreck like JERSEY SHORE, the cooler you are

and srsly pointing out that someone doesn't know who SNOOKI is... not a zing

read yr blogs people READ YR BLOGS

wow calm down ppl it was just that the cave in space thing was funny!

this is going to now be a 1000-post thread on whether you have to keep up with uninteresting stuff in order to maintain the illusion of youthful engagement with all stimuli ENBB so get used to that lol

yeah well if you've ever have to LIVE in a cave in space you wouldn't find it funny. interterrestial homelessness is not a suitbale zing toy imo.

is the cave in space thing a coded reference to leonard nimoy in the star trek reboot

^^ down with cool stuff

down with cool stuff! boooooo!

http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/father_ted_down_with_this_sort_of_thing.jpg

this is going to now be a 1000-post thread on whether you have to keep up with uninteresting stuff in order to maintain the illusion of youthful engagement with all stimuli ENBB so get used to that lol

― Lee Dorrian Gray (J0hn D.), Wednesday, February 10, 2010 8:28 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

have u seen jersey shore? it is many things but 'uninteresting' it is not

ha yeah it's pretty funny the % of haters who havent seen the show

tho i guess "interesting" is what's up for debate - "i saw a 15 second ad for it and it didn't interest me" *shrugs*

yeah I watched it and found it about as interesting as the richard bey show - loads of shrill drama doesn't code as "interesting" for me, nor does "everyone's talking about it"

never even heard of it. i'm way out of the tv loop.

what tv shows do u like j0hn d

boxing on showtime
friday night fights
all the boxing matches they show on espn classic
not the fucking contender though, fuck that