how many clementines have you eaten so far today?

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harbl, Thursday, 14 January 2010 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

None but I've got two big and two small satsuma tangerines waiting on my counter.

_Rudipherous_, Monday, 18 January 2010 02:22 (sixteen years ago)

which will probably dry out before I eat them.

_Rudipherous_, Monday, 18 January 2010 02:23 (sixteen years ago)

dawg just eat them all right now

supra-max (ice cr?m), Monday, 18 January 2010 02:24 (sixteen years ago)

i ate 12

harbl, Monday, 18 January 2010 03:24 (sixteen years ago)

1 iirc

3 mangosteens

fleetwood (s1ocki), Monday, 18 January 2010 06:39 (sixteen years ago)

three months pass...

3 nectarines

caek, Sunday, 9 May 2010 16:50 (sixteen years ago)

and a fucking pear

caek, Sunday, 9 May 2010 16:51 (sixteen years ago)

2 cuties, probably 3 more later cause i got a hankering

Dan I., Sunday, 9 May 2010 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

I am eating a satsuma RIGHT NOW.

emil.y, Sunday, 9 May 2010 21:13 (sixteen years ago)

five months pass...

3

am0n, Monday, 1 November 2010 20:37 (fifteen years ago)

it's that time of year again (eastern hemisphere)

caek, Monday, 1 November 2010 20:40 (fifteen years ago)

none, plenty recently tho

Terminal Boredoms (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 November 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

4

am0n, Monday, 1 November 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

livebloggin

caek, Monday, 1 November 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

e-z peelin'

am0n, Monday, 1 November 2010 21:00 (fifteen years ago)

sampled one from a 5 lb bag two days ago. it was yellow, watery and sour. maybe a few more weeks until they're really in season in so cal.

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

have yall noticed they have them year round now, like not always, but sometimes

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)

about 6-7?

iatee, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 01:12 (fifteen years ago)

I have noticed the year-round clementine bullshit. We started buying them in the middle of summer and the were cheap and plentiful and fucking good. After a month though, Safeway was trying to pass off these bruised, bitter fruits for like $9 a box. Someone made a stupid deal somewhere along the line.

Anyway, I checked the clementines yesterday. The fruits looked better, but there were only a few of them rattling around in the box, once again for $9. It wasn't so long ago boxes of clementines were so full that one or two fruits would dislodge themselves from the netting and roll around on the floor of your car on the way home from the grocery store. R.I.P. America.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 11:40 (fifteen years ago)

2. not quite ripe yet

re: downfall of america - mine came in a plastic bag in a cardboard box this time??

another al3x, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 12:43 (fifteen years ago)

Oh, ffs.

kkvgz, Tuesday, 9 November 2010 12:50 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

5

vladimir pootawn (am0n), Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:18 (fifteen years ago)

4

salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

I once ate one while sick and threw up shortly after...that is the magical memory even the sight of them conjures for me. Food poisoning in an America's Best Value Inn in Holbrook, AZ, where the tiles were just laid on the floor without grout & they shifted around when you walked on them.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

Wait...I was thinking madeleines. Sorry. Food with women's names, you can see my confusion, perhaps.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:22 (fifteen years ago)

wait....you were hallucinating your were proust

salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:27 (fifteen years ago)

No, iirc he smells things.

Stop Non-Erotic Cabaret (Abbbottt), Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

in the little known eigth volumn of ...temps perdus.., swann finally obtains a purgative cathexis in the form of an all night madeleine binge at a motel in holbrook, az

salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

perdus

salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

Remembrance of Stomach Contents Past

pixel farmer, Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:48 (fifteen years ago)

in search of lost clementimes

ice cr?m, Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

Within a Puking Grove

pixel farmer, Sunday, 12 December 2010 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

2 so far, first of the season

mookieproof, Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

6

smoke on this^ one (cozen), Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

cool name, cozen

big up yourself and encounter (admrl), Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:36 (fifteen years ago)

yes, one of the best

salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:40 (fifteen years ago)

finding it difficult to gauge ripeness of clementines

the softest, orangest ones are often strangely dry and pithy

salvia divanorum (nakhchivan), Sunday, 12 December 2010 23:41 (fifteen years ago)

1

ice cr?m, Monday, 13 December 2010 04:43 (fifteen years ago)

7

EDB, Thursday, 23 December 2010 04:28 (fifteen years ago)

3

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 December 2010 04:31 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

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ENBB, Saturday, 26 February 2011 22:11 (fifteen years ago)

three months pass...

just two. had intended four but two remain uneaten in my jacket pocket. perhaps i will eat them now

once a week is ample, Saturday, 25 June 2011 21:58 (fourteen years ago)

six months pass...

i have been eating so many satsumas lately, they are SO GOOD

Thug Luftwaffle (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 January 2012 19:11 (fourteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

damn

Aerosol, Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:16 (fourteen years ago)

0

Eyeball Kicks, Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:19 (fourteen years ago)

1

it was so seedy though. hate that tbh

flopson, Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:21 (fourteen years ago)

like four sections

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

this last bag i got are like perfect little orange candies

Aerosol, Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:48 (fourteen years ago)

trader joe's was out of clementines yesterday dammit

buzza, Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:20 (fourteen years ago)


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