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wow. missed this thread first time around. besides the no wash raw denim thing and the fact that i regularly shave one to two times a month, i'm not that much of a dirt bag. also, i'm married to a germaphobe :(

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

here's a decent enough story i guess. i regularly find things on the ground and pick them up and bring them home. in college i had a lil' girl's jelly shoe i found on the street (reversed my car to pick it up) and put it on the TV for a year or more.

a couple of years ago found a bunch of photos in a cement block. opened them up, rather sticky and marveled at how weird they were. some were black and white of mexican families on horseback from the 40s. most were of a gay latin couple from the late 70s and early 80s. gigantic mustaches and mexifros. i took them home, put them in an envelope because they were sorta sticky and hid them in my closet. one day the wife was looking for something in the closet and found them and freaked the fuck out thinking i had a secret latin lover. why else would i hide these photos from her.

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

im pretty clean except for the fact that my closet and dresser are full of clothes that i never wear so i keep all of my clean clothes in a pile on the floor. dirty clothes get the hamper though.

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:49 (seventeen years ago) link

PUT YOUR GLAD RAGS ON

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

ARE YOU A TRIPSTER?!?!?! OMG WTF LOL

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

wondering when that was going to show up

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

i had a Lunchables© for dinner 2nite ;_(

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link

today i smell like curry and cheap bourbon.

― bell labs (bell_labs), Friday, 29 September 2006 14:33 (seventeen years ago) link

I am so not a dirtbag: even though I got home exhausted, drunk, and knowing I was going to regret the whole thing at 7 o'clock this morning, I still took a shower, brushed teef, and went to bed as usual. No passing out, unwashed and still clothed, at my house!

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

finally changed my pants for first time in month

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh yeah, and I dropped off my laundry on the way to the train.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I am pretty much getting all my outfits off the floor of my bedroom at this point.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:20 (seventeen years ago) link

same clothes as yesterday + sweater = NO ONE CAN TELL

― disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:27 (seventeen years ago) link

haha otm "which idenitcal black t-shirt will i wear today?"

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Friday, 29 September 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

same pants all week

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 29 September 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

same socks all week. Ugh. must do laundry.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Friday, 29 September 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sad that it is now socks weather again. but i do have a lot of socks at least.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Jeans get no more than two wears between washing - I don't even know how you can live with more than that.

this is BONKERS

― shameful bro 'PIMP' (sleep), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe you meant "Jeans get no more than two YEARS between washing"?

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Friday, 29 September 2006 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i went to laundromat last night for the first time in a long time.

― otto midnight (otto midnight), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

vic and john soooo otm.

If only Gygax! were here to tell us about the care and feeding of jeans......

rip ;(

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Noise Dude "I'm pooping as I type this" Thread (5 new answers)
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― gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

amazing happening, i just think same thought. psychic you, psychic! ESPN!

― how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Friday, 29 September 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I own a washer and dryer and haven't done LOAD ONE in a month.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 29 September 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh no wait, I forgot the load of towels I used to soak up my pee from the (plastic) beanbag chair crater. LOAD ONE.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 29 September 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

a total dirtbag would've let those towels fester

i for one am kind of glad to know that the beanbag was plastic - i was imagining it being terrycloth for some reason, ugh

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh man, dirty towels otm.

― boo berry (dubplatestyle), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dirty towels, yes

― gear (gear), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I just figure they get clean when I use them to dry my clean body post-shower.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Friday, 29 September 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

that does not work

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Woke up, stepped in pile of dirty laundry, slipped, landed on coke cans next to gargage can, tried to pull self up on bookshelf, pulled down dirty dishes. Took 10 min nap on floor during snooze function, 'cause fuck it, that's too much to deal with in first 30 seconds of conciousness.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:03 (seventeen years ago) link

You win.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 29 September 2006 19:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I can confirm that the things that FB claims are ABSOLUTELY TRUE.

― John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Friday, 29 September 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

strongo: i'm really hungover
trife: yeah, i drank last night too
trife: despite being sick
strongo: i puked in a hotel's comments box yesterday

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 8 October 2006 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

― gbx (skowly), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

MORE LIKE WILD MAN STYLE AMIRITE

― Jimmy Mod is COMPLETELY MISERABLE SAN DIEGO (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

tiredmanstyle

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 8 October 2006 18:58 (seventeen years ago) link

worst part was that it was one of those days where yr drunk by early evening, sober up, and then get drunk again. never good.

worst worst part was that i had to get up today and go to breakfast/lunch in the same nasty, smelly clothes i was wearing the night before and without a shower. ugh.

― shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 8 October 2006 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i did that too OMG

except i even slept in my clothes AND i smoked like a smokestack last night ... i felt sorry for my 10am students!!

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 9 October 2006 01:08 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

wake up hung over
wait for girl to leave
make pizza bites that i bought drunk a few days ago
make tea
eat yogurt pretzels while waiting for food to cook

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

woke up today in a maggot-covered blanket.
been cleaning house ever since.
may take weeks
(dirt bag life style)

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

How do maggots get in your blanket???

Worst ever:

tripping my face off
eat left over indian food
are these insect larvae in my samosas???? :/

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh scary!

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:45 (seventeen years ago) link

moth eat wool, lay eggs, becoming maggots
repeat cycle til moral disgust in humans kills you all
grandma rolling over in grave

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

ewwwwwwwwwwwww

― a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

took mushrooms while wearing excepter shirt
tried to get cocaine
drank many beers
took an ativin
had sex
passed out

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:06 (seventeen years ago) link

dirt bag

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:11 (seventeen years ago) link

two great dirt stories:

#1 - friend was out drinking heavily. super hungry so she picks up pizza, cheese down, in NYC gutter and proceeds to stick in mouth. other friend luckily slaps it out of her hand before she ate it.

#2 - rather large, disgusting, no self confidence having girl. tells my friend this story. she sleeps w/dudes to make herself feel better about her self. apparently the night before, some dude she was fucking made her stick her own finger in her own ass and then stick that finger in her mouth. she said it tasted like mushu pork because she'd had chinese food earlier that day.

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

re: #2... omg was this the same girl that you and d@ve were telling stories about on the way to the corn ma(i)ze?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

nah, never met #2

― jaxon (jaxon), Sunday, 12 November 2006 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

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