final lolution

"You won't have Nixon to kick around any more because, gentlemen, this is my last press conference."

sounds like nixon needed a break from ILX

-- dan m, Monday, February 25, 2008 12:33 PM (49 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

http://i30.tinypic.com/zvs8i0.jpg

http://www.blueindiana.net/upload/mccainwow.jpg

lolitics

http://data.tumblr.com/udm8YMYs75t310e7by5gHYYv_500.jpg

That's sad.

poor david blaine

reduced to "enduring" snowballs

I think I would buy a couple of those snowballs.

not from David Blaine.

gross

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47x2-0rlZb0&feature=related

HOe geniaal is de nieuwe Autechre?

Ik ook, maar zo tussen Tri Repetae en Chiastic Slide hebben ze dat geperfectioneerd.

a day w/o lols :(

http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/

^^ actual LOLs

Why is this "Garfield Without Garfield" bullshit the hot new meme when the Arbuckle comics (which were Garfields without Garfield's thought bubbles) were funnier and made a whole fuckload more sense?

http://www.tailsteak.com/arbuckle/

^ this ^

how come garfield in general is the hot new meme??

because every empire's twilight is marked by increasingly dire examples of cultural cannibalism

duh

Example?

things I am surprised we have not seen:

1. tyra.gif used as an installation piece (would actually be awesome? oh my standards)
2. 17 second animated gif edit of all six star wars movies
3. papers appearing in the "refereed literature" concerning "reality porn," tubgirl, goatse, et al.
4. (more) snuff footage on 24 hour news channels

you are like oswald spengler of th' internet

1. it probably happened and you didn't catch it because you read gaming mags instead of artforum

2. it probably happened and you didn't catch it because you hang out on ILX and not where 13-year-olds hang out

3. didn't you see the film paper on 2 girls 1 cup?

4. how much more do you want?!?

1. it would have shown up on ILE
2. oh ha fucking ha
3. the bogus school assignment? whatever
4. my point

anyway I read science mags with lots of pictures not gaming mags where the fuck you been

and it was supposed to be a joke which is why I added the duh but people never seem to be able to tell between my schtick and my tongue-in-cheek double reverse schtick which I suppose is really on me and not on you, you poor doomed sons of bitches

i thought comparing you to a crusty discredited germanic historiographer was fair turnabout and pretty funny too, but then i realized no

tom, I think I may have done #1

YOU BETTER CHANGE YOUR PANTS THEN DUDE

^ quality

shakey mo on william f buckley's death:

do I even have to say it

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, February 27, 2008 8:44 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

he's jumped the shark

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3074/2296149843_5c276e4f91.jpg?v=0

The Primary Role of ILX in Your Life

...
Poll Results
2 & 3 equally 22
An occasional time-killer handy for keeping up with new music, internet funniez and occasionally political matters of re 21
A black hole of energy; a universe that exists parallel to and separate from the rest of my life, equivalent to a casino 17
1 & 2 equally 10
1, 2 & 3 equally 8
other 8
1) A supplementary social activity woven into the fabric of my life that allows me to communicate with people I like -- 6

-- Hurting 2, Thursday, February 21, 2008 6:56 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36w-CyqCO1A

Possible o_O

whoa

lol @ the boss

huge lols at present-day Stevie Wonder

http://www.henfap.com/ioj1206.jpg

I had never heard of Aly & AJ before looking at this, so I checked their wikipedia and found this tidbit:

In an interview with Blender magazine, the two expressed their disbelief in the theory of evolution, with the interviewer asking what their thoughts were. When asked if they accepted evolution, AJ responded, "No," and Aly responded, "Are they teaching that in schools now?" When told that it had been taught for the last quarter of the century, she replied, “I think that’s kind of disrespectful, anything that has to do with anybody’s beliefs on religion, that should stay out of the classroom. I mean, I think people should be able to pray in school, if people were into that. Everybody should just do their own gig", and AJ added "Evolution is silly. Monkeys? Um, no."

-- stingy, Friday, 29 February 2008 16:39 (2 hours ago) Link

stingy you should look up Prussian Blue.

-- danzig, Friday, 29 February 2008 16:43 (1 hour ago) Link

^^ thought this was 'dabug' posting for a sec

-- Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 29 February 2008 16:45 (1 hour ago) Link

I totally lost my shit at Ray Charles in that vid

http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/

-- Milton Parker, Tuesday, February 26, 2008 11:49 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Link

the funny is CUMULATIVE on this

cred

so glad battles beat fucking umbrella

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, February 29, 2008 4:53 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

oh wait

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, February 29, 2008 4:53 PM (31 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

that garfield not garfield ... comedy art

Дyo for yДyo

-- The Reverend, Saturday, 1 March 2008 10:02 (7 hours ago) Link

i thought it was a good book, alfred, maybe you should re-skim it

-- omar little, Monday, November 5, 2007 7:32 PM

cross-ref. with zing thread

It was at these free neighborhood parties that DJ Kool Herc defined his style that would lead to the hip-hop movement. Herc would get two copies of the same record and focus on a small part of each record, called the break. As one record reached the end of the break, he would cue the other record back to the beginning of the break, thereby extending a relatively small part of a record into a long "five-minute loop of fury" play a bit of 'Rocker', and then 'Seven Nation Army' up to the first chorus. The neighborhood parties became too big for his building and moved from Sedgwick Avenue to the nearby Twilight Zone club; hip-hop began to spread around the city.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 3 March 2008 14:40 (59 minutes ago) Link