posts very much in character

Pineapple and ham/Canadian bacon on pizza is trailer-park based philistinism.
-- suzy (suzy), Wednesday, July 9, 2003 9:56 AM (4 years ago)

Suzy, your last statement is indefensible.
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, July 9, 2003 9:57 AM (4 years ago)

suzy in invoking poor people strawman in regards to something she doesnt like shocker
-- jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, July 9, 2003 9:59 AM (4 years ago)

Jess not equipped with the "kidding!" gene shockah!
(pats Jess on head, sends him to the store with 25¢ to buy a clue, unsurprised when he returns with demae ramen instead)
-- suzy (suzy), Wednesday, July 9, 2003 10:04 AM (4 years ago)

lemme see if i can get trailer trash enough for you: fuck off
-- jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, July 9, 2003 10:07 AM (4 years ago)

Oh, honestly Jess, ever since you discovered the straw man concept life's just one big yellow brick road for you. If you only had a brain you'd surrender, Dorothy.
-- suzy (suzy), Wednesday, July 9, 2003 10:10 AM (4 years ago)

Well, the reason I "keep on posting about this" is because when I saw a preview screening of Hated (with Phillips in attendance) the ONLY shot that elicited genuine shock from the markedly "avant" audience was that one. They greeted everything else with yuks and ews. But that show generated a lower toned "ohhhhhh" like a bunch of blue-haired biddies with their sense of propriety rocked.

So don't kid yourself that it had anything to do with Allin being passed out. They were appalled because they were seeing a man with a dick in his mouth. A crack whore pissing in Allin's mouth while he barfs up hot dogs? That's good times. But m2m fellatio? This will not stand!

And I suspect the same thing is happening here.

But gee, sorry to take up your precious time with it.

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:28 (Yesterday)

lol @ suzy/jess

i remember when Rampling, Oakenfold and Pickering first went over there. an amazing Summer. dancing by the shore of the Euphrates to Manuel Gottsching's 'E2E4' at dawn.

-- Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 12 November 2004 13:13 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

that sounds nice!

I read about GG on wikipedia today and I'm rather highly ashamed I know more trivia about him than I do about, well, any other random fucking person ever born, as in "I know about 0 facts about some random person from oklahoma" vs "I know a couple of things about GG Allin" = is there a bullet in that gun can I put it in my mouth

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, April 26, 2008 10:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

As bad as I feel about reading his wikipedia page though I can still feel superior to you sad, sad imbeciles with nothing better to do than watch a fucking documentary about this dude

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, April 26, 2008 10:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I am really disappointed this thread title wasn't literal. I've dropped 50 lb. bricks of lard onto tile floors before and it makes the most fascinating SCHLOPPPP sound. So I thought, 'Wow, this will be a great description! Three-HUNDRED pounds of lard, hurled with enough velocity to hit a wall. That sound's gotta be EPIC!"

-- Abbott, Sunday, April 27, 2008 5:09 PM Bookmark Link

http://www.stroudcompany.com/pasha/fireeyes.jpg
tombot, age 10

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1093/fireeyespb8.jpg

nsfw, guess which ilxor's facebook profile pic this is

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v226/201/77/q515219105_2509.jpg

Milo, just out of curiosity, did you get some memo about any of my personal or professional experience with which to fashion what are baseless, ad-hominem attacks? I'm disappointed because you're normally on the level. Living in London doesn't make me any less of an American - in fact, I'm the go-to girl for mates who want to know USA WTF? the way people ask clumsy race questions of each other, so empathy is there, as it should be for all of us, somehow. As to my background, I'm proud of that, not least because I can read my great x 5 grandfather's correspondence with Washington, who engaged him as a spy, in the Library Of fucking Congress, so don't go hurling me into your cracker barrel just because you're butthurt. It's just...boring and beneath me. That's the end of my criticism, please notice I didn't call you names to offer it.

-- suzy, Tuesday, April 29, 2008 7:33 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

18th century name-dropping

oh yeah spread that thread around on the other boards
good stuff can't get enough of it

Clearly my C18 history lesson upsets the C21 dickhead.

what did I just tell you people

with a lot of sarcasm but still

Internet Hardman cheers up dorks.com AGAIN. (hooray for Tom as per usual)

I like Idolator.

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 16:21 (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

@suzy - did u know cleopatra in a past life

WHAT IS THIS, TWITTER?

i learned it by reading De Subjectivisten ok

WHAT IS THIS, TWITTER?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, April 30, 2008 4:13 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I'd rather post a thousand words than picture. They both deliver equal value, y'know, according to Conventional Wisdom.

For those who want to know, I have very fine ears. They lie close to my head instead of sticking out, and have a pleasing size and nicely whorly configuration.

My hair is very fine. As fine as frog's hair you might say. Brown. It's thinning a lot on top now. Between the scarcity and the fineness of the hair on the top of my head, it seems quite rare and exquisite. My scalp, which is no longer concealed, is non-descript, unless you count "vaguely pinkish" as a description worthy of the name.

My skull is on the small side. My hat size (now anachronistic in the age of the unhatted or one-size-fits-all) is 6-7/8".

My eyes are brown with flecks of green. My eyelashes are sparse. My lips are thinnish and not impressive. My nose is thin and handsome. My cheekbones are not prominent. My face is symmetrical in the main, but not perfectly so.

I have acquired furrows of worry and laughter in my face and brow. They are not yet so pronounced as to never disappear, even when I am relaxed. Soon, though, soon.

I will add to this if public demand for more details waxes. If not, rest content.

-- Aimless, Saturday, May 3, 2008 1:36 AM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

The parks are full of cute girls but how can one enjoy then when any one of them may not have voted or voted for boris.

-- Ed, Saturday, May 3, 2008 10:22 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

I shd really look into CBT for my anxiety.

-- Trayce, Sunday, May 4, 2008 12:36 AM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

cock and ball torture??

-- electricsound, Sunday, May 4, 2008 12:39 AM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haaa

genital s&m is so goth

R&B sucks.

-- Alex in NYC, Saturday, May 3, 2008 11:38 PM

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PAINFULLY STUPID PEOPLE

-- HI DERE, Friday, 18 May 2007 14:37 (11 months ago) Bookmark Link

heh, heh, heh, heh, heh. (sorry dan)

You.

This guy obviously hasn't been to a Girl Talk, Lightning Bolt or MIA show.

-- stephen, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 22:17 (20 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

got the record and am really liking some of the guitar lines. some of this is really nice and catchy and tight

-- Charlie Howard, Monday, May 12, 2008 10:15 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

abt: vampire weekend btw, i think he revived the kala thread like two days ago as well

ok its actually a myth but um imagine it isn't (or that we're dealing with the actual most venomous/poisonous insect in the world here).

if you squished this insect into a mush and added water so it was liquid and injected it into a person's vein would the poison kill them, or would you need about 1000000 of these insects to get anywhere near? what if you ate this insect?

-- thelightshineson, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 9:48 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i just don't know

-- Surmounter, Tuesday, May 13, 2008 9:49 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I would ask what that post from me was in response to but it could have been pretty much anything.

I think it was "say something nice about another ilxor"

hahahaha

i always felt like i would be really convincing on an infomercial because i genuinely believe in the power of shopping

-- Surmounter, Thursday, May 15, 2008 2:18 AM

btw faggots im not making any big dickmove proclamations about how hip-hop should be because im the only one who knows lol or hwatever your insecure ass thinks when i say im not feeling aquemini or the love below i know a lot of heads who fuck with em & i cant hate its just not my kinda music just like southernplayalistic is not a lot of peoples kinda music

-- and what, Thursday, May 15, 2008 5:24 PM

I'll tell you what I can't stand about the show: how lots of faggots I know nickname each other "Samantha" or "Blanche" or "Rose" or whatever the fuck those characters are called. It's the worst when they order those Jello-colored martinis that taste like strawberry piss.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, May 15, 2008 1:37 PM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

(obv one was o_O hardman shit and one wasn't, but the timing was still funny)

I think Alfred's post is pretty hilarious, actually. The conflation of the characters in Sex in the City and Golden Girls spells immediate victory such that one doesn't even need to get to the "strawberry piss" line in order to achieve pure read 'em and lol satisfaction.

no yeah it was a funny post in and of itself

ooh what bullying thread?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 17 September 2007 22:30 (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

# NME vs Melody Maker [Started by Herman G. Neuname, last updated 4 minutes ago] 28 new answers [POLL closes: May 30]

All my life, I've heard this as "take care of TCB," which really annoyed me for its redundancy (how do you "take care of taking care of business"??) -- sort of like "ATM machine," but even worse than that. It's a totally clunky line. It might even be the main reason I've never liked the song very much.

-- xhuxk, Tuesday, January 8, 2008 9:53 AM (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

Pretty good EP from a lady from Tennessee, though the best part of it might be the Bohannon/DJ Hollywood style proto-raps done by some guy at the start and end of her "Southern Soul Picnic," which is my favorite of the three songs even if "bring your own BYOB" is a redundant line (sort of like "ATM machine").

-- xhuxk, Sunday, July 15, 2007 11:46 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

(and it is heavy metal, by some definitions.)

-- xhuxk, Monday, 26 May 2008 23:21 (Yesterday) Link

^ dude in a nutshell

was he talking about ashlee simpson

He was talking about the Marshall Plan

Or possibly a salad made from kale, baby radishes, and balsamic vinegar.