DORKS WHO SIGN THEIR POSTS LIKE IT'S A FREAKIN EMAIL

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haha me too, top phrases include "in certain ways," "for some people," "at some point"

max, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

i get plenty of jokes at my expense over it. "msp's gonna say 'weird' again! LOL!" it's really kind of silly cause they want a very definite answer. for them that's short and to the point. for me, deep in the details, the definite answer is lost to wild speculation. i'm giving them the closest real answer i can. it's fucked up because when i say, "we're pretty secure" i mean, "we're as secure as you're gonna pay for" ... the best practices we can muster. yet i KNOW it's still wide open on points A, F, and Q... meanwhile, there's shit we don't even know about cause we're too busy to go there.

in my own way, i'm being as definite as i can. they don't see me as definite at all. it's the fast track to not getting promoted. and it's the reason why the biggest bumbling idiots always seem to become the boss. (get those guys outta the code anyway... "every time he uses svn, the trunk doesn't build! FUYCK!")

msp, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 04:32 (eighteen years ago)

I had a friend who did this on aim. She'd write really long messages then sign them. She was cute so I let it slide. It was cute.

bnw, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 04:35 (eighteen years ago)

Developers and coders and etc (lol) don't talk in absolutes because if they did, the suits would ream them later if they said "well this will be done in 10 days" and it wasn't.

Trayce, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

hey wait. msp, you didn't sign 2!! of yr posts. did you decide to quit somewhere upthread?

jaxon, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 06:04 (eighteen years ago)

i have precise vagueness too then i guess
but only on ilx it wld seem

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

xxxposts to TOMBOT

Stop what?
You deleted everything and now you want to stop conversation?

It wasn't about me OR Ally - I am starting to understand your moniker and why people actively dislike you.

Ally the Schef attacked me verbally, given this question: Do you have a problem with me?

That entire thing has been deleted because we all love the HOOS.

Could you give me a fucking break? Please?

Thanks, Alison

-- aimurchie, Monday, June 23, 2008 2:46 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

dan m, Monday, 23 June 2008 20:19 (seventeen years ago)

That entire thing has been deleted because we all love the HOOS.

^ this

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 23 June 2008 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

One day I need some ILXor veteran to sit me down and slowly explain all this Ally business and Luna business, because I've been here since 2005 and I don't understand 90% of what anyone is talking about since all ILX is anymore is Dom bumping old threads.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 23 June 2008 20:25 (seventeen years ago)

no, you really really don't need that.

chicago kevin, Monday, 23 June 2008 20:27 (seventeen years ago)

http://i31.tinypic.com/jzimo6.jpg

bnw, Monday, 23 June 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

i've been around longer than that and don't know much either.

what i do know leads me to think that kevin's probably pretty OTM tho.

it's like several circles of meta-melodramatic hell....
m. (< -- dork)

msp, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 02:15 (seventeen years ago)

xxxposts to TOMBOT

Stop what?
You deleted everything and now you want to stop conversation?

It wasn't about me OR Ally - I am starting to understand your moniker and why people actively dislike you.

Ally the Schef attacked me verbally, given this question: Do you have a problem with me?

That entire thing has been deleted because we all love the HOOS.

Could you give me a fucking break? Please?

Thanks, Alison

-- aimurchie, Monday, June 23, 2008 2:46 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

-- dan m, Monday, June 23, 2008 4:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

what thread

and what, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:58 (seventeen years ago)

i think it was deleted from hoos magic thread

sleep, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

the one I c&p'd was from modreq, dunno where the orig boeuf was

dan m, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:23 (seventeen years ago)

Real names = Real business

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:29 (seventeen years ago)

We gotta find out what Raggett's middle name is because "Stop it, Ned!" doesn't have the same effect that "Knock it off, Cory!" has.

Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 20:30 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

What a silly thread to read at 12.52 when my stomach is about to TURN ME INSIDE OUT AND EAT MYSELF.

Today - "high fibre cereal". For men who think muesli is too rockin'.

Markx

-- Markx, Sunday, October 21, 2001 8:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

roxymuzak, Sunday, 24 August 2008 19:50 (seventeen years ago)

six months pass...

nice rack.

Leif.

― Choose Leif, Wednesday, February 25, 2009 12:41 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

acting a fool on a jag spinoff with goth tail (some dude), Wednesday, 25 February 2009 16:12 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

When I realized all music reviewers pre-wrote glowing reviews of anything Beck, Radiohead, or Ani DiFranco put out when they had only a track listing to go by.
Love, Jeff

― Jeff Guidry, Tuesday, November 20, 2001 5:00 PM (7 years ago)

velko, Saturday, 25 April 2009 22:19 (seventeen years ago)

I won't listen to later R.E.M. because Micheal Stipe went from being a fag to being a really big fag.
Love, Jeff

― Jeff Guidry, Tuesday, November 20, 2001 5:00 PM

^^^^^ valuable old poster

velko, Saturday, 25 April 2009 22:24 (seventeen years ago)

putting the "Love," before your name is ok imo

Bigfoot doesn't realize the Russian Spetsnaz are real (latebloomer), Sunday, 26 April 2009 04:12 (seventeen years ago)

two weeks pass...

My question is:
I have no idea of what the popular Gypsy Kings song is that they play in the bars, etc. and I wanted to find that song. Do you know what it is?

Thank you in advance for the answer

Sarrah

― Sarrah Barker

velko, Friday, 15 May 2009 18:53 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

http://5.media.tumblr.com/A2pKzdBmFp5hu57nu5kJGvLgo1_500.jpg

(jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 26 June 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

friend has started signing his facebook status updates

Kerm, Friday, 26 June 2009 23:55 (sixteen years ago)

I once signed a work email love, erica by mistake. That was pretty embarrassing.

☺☻☺☻come on ppl now smile on u brother☺☻☺☻ (ENBB), Saturday, 27 June 2009 00:00 (sixteen years ago)

Maybe I should start singing all my posts here that way too. I think I will.

Love,

Erica

☺☻☺☻come on ppl now smile on u brother☺☻☺☻ (ENBB), Saturday, 27 June 2009 00:11 (sixteen years ago)

eight months pass...

daamn, i might come along. u disseminate much Arcade Fire??

Leif.

― Choose Leif, Sunday, February 28, 2010 6:20 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

call all destroyer, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 04:48 (sixteen years ago)

Maybe I should start singing all my posts here

it would be cool if you started singing all your posts

dmr, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 04:51 (sixteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

Really interesting!! I've got five of Steve Haggard's albums, I've seen him play live once in Nashville and I've reviewed him for an English music zine, but never even heard of 'Slain By An Angel'. Can't find it online, is it available somewhere?? amyanne

― AmyAnne, Thursday, March 25, 2010 8:10 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Stormy Davis, Friday, 26 March 2010 07:18 (sixteen years ago)

j/k w/s

Stormy Davis, Friday, 26 March 2010 07:19 (sixteen years ago)

I ACCIDENTALLY DID THIS ON A PHONE MESSAGE

I SAID

THANKS
BYE
RODNEY

AND THEN I FELT LIKE A DORK

stephen juaquin (The Reverend), Friday, 26 March 2010 07:30 (sixteen years ago)

six months pass...

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/10/500x_email-hate-4.jpg

high speed p-diddy-esque shrimping vessel (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 04:42 (fifteen years ago)

thats exactly why mine is just:

--
Ma** Sl*****
FUCK YOU
www.goatse.cx

cathy: ACK-er (s1ocki), Tuesday, 5 October 2010 11:49 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

dorks who type their freakin email address on images that don't belong to them

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 10 November 2010 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/zi7hd.gif

dave cool, Thursday, 26 January 2012 06:21 (fourteen years ago)

todd

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 26 January 2012 06:47 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

we've all been there, MommyHuumps. i salute your bravery and honesty. god bless--

WF

― waterface, Friday, May 17, 2013 8:12 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ward Fowler, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:16 (thirteen years ago)

A+

Treeship, Friday, 17 May 2013 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

hah, I just came here to post that

tweeship journey to 51 (mh), Friday, 17 May 2013 20:17 (thirteen years ago)

one month passes...

http://megacycles.tumblr.com/post/54963387772

the most promising US ilxor has thrown the TOWEL IN (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 13:51 (twelve years ago)

two months pass...

To no one in particular:
Tell us WHY they're overrated, not just not liking them (or, you know, just prove you're narrow... and don't know much / haven't heard much)

For me, the definition of overrated: The Beatles. I don't hate them, but every single throwaway lameass song they released - has been hailed as genius!

D

― Danelectro, Sunday, 6 October 2013 19:14 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nakhchivan, Sunday, 6 October 2013 18:16 (twelve years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://newyork.craigslist.org/brk/zip/4133982899.html

there's no camera to capture that yelping moment! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 20:09 (twelve years ago)

three weeks pass...

Tourists get lost in Milton Keynes becasue they can't fucking read the road signs.
Tourist: "Can you please tell me where to get to the train station in Milton Keynes"

Milton Keynesian: "Follow the sign that says 'Train Station'"

Tourist: "OH NO!!! WHAT DO I DO I CAN'T READ!!"

Milton Keynesian: "Oh great, another illiterate to be stuck here"

Thom

― Thom Smythe, Sunday, 19 May 2002 00:00 (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 12:45 (twelve years ago)

John Maynard Friedmanite

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 12:49 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

my dad signs his text messages

am0n, Thursday, 24 April 2014 17:19 (twelve years ago)

like its a freakin email

am0n, Thursday, 24 April 2014 17:20 (twelve years ago)

aaronhz was notoriously excitable about stuff

Aimless, Thursday, 24 April 2014 17:34 (twelve years ago)

four months pass...

Coffee Bob

am0n, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 19:03 (eleven years ago)

CB's blowin up. I hope he continues to post.

Treeship, Tuesday, 2 September 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)


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