Just got off the phone with my friend George, an artist who made teeshirts and handbags which went out as gifts to people going to the BBC4 launch a few weeks back. These are cute and red and she's saving me a set 'cos I didn't go. Anyway, George got a call from Gwyneth Paltrow's 'people' asking if GP could have a set. Hilarity ensued. Me: 'So you did tell them to suck your left one, right?'George: 'Well, d'oh!'
Me: 'And is it totally my imagination, or does nobody outside other sons and daughters of showbiz actually liker this stupid woman?'
George: 'I bloody hope not, they'd have to be bent in the head. Yucch.'
Me: 'And I have no *real* reason to hate the silly cow, yet I am consumed by a dislike so extreme I cannot quite explain it. And I'd go see the Royal Tenenbaums but she's in it, and it's getting like my No Scientologists film viewing policy.'
George: (Laughs)
Well, nyah, nepotist colonic-irrigating, irritating bitch won't be joining OUR club anytime soon.
― and what, Thursday, March 21, 2002 5:00 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark
― omar little, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 19:37 (seventeen years ago)
yeah im always posting about partying with horatio sanz
― and what, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 10:51 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 19:48 (seventeen years ago)
god i hate radiohead so much
― lex pretend, Wednesday, October 22, 2008 5:19 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark
― Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 21:24 (seventeen years ago)
Stray thought:
Madison debuted in 1985 almost certainly because of Splash and it's a good bet that MTV was responsible for the debut of Kennedy in 1994, but is it possible that Reagan peaked in 2005 because the president had died the year before?
― jaymc, Thursday, October 23, 2008 12:00 AM
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 23 October 2008 02:50 (seventeen years ago)
The UK chart toppers from 1981 are a lot better, as America didn't discover real 80s music until 1982. Great song from Rick Springfield though.
― Geir Hongro, Thursday, October 30, 2008 4:09 AM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ℵℜℜℜℜℜℜℜℜℜ℘! (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 30 October 2008 09:12 (seventeen years ago)
I should probably point out here that there won't be another Idolator poll. ― Matos W.K., Thursday, October 30, 2008 7:57 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalinkmatos, :^(― Ioannis, Thursday, October 30, 2008 12:25 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Matos W.K., Thursday, October 30, 2008 7:57 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
matos, :^(
― Ioannis, Thursday, October 30, 2008 12:25 PM (38 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
just savin' my old pal Dom the trouble.
"who loves you, baby?"
― Ioannis, Thursday, 30 October 2008 11:10 (seventeen years ago)
I don't know how many, but Dems will be smug and celebratory about it.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, November 3, 2008 10:00 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― joe the interneter (jeff), Monday, 3 November 2008 18:12 (seventeen years ago)
I absolutely knew that post would be here when I clicked on this thread.
― Eric H., Monday, 3 November 2008 18:18 (seventeen years ago)
YOUR FACE IS UNTHINKABLE!!! I LAFF INTO IT HAHAHAHA
Suggest Ban Permalink― TOMBOT, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 12:19 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
AHAHA
Suggest Ban Permalink― TOMBOT, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 12:20 AM Bookmark
― "JOE THE PLUMBER, I'LL WHUP YOUR ASS" (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 08:22 (seventeen years ago)
ahaha! where's that from?
― Ioannis, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 09:01 (seventeen years ago)
us election results thread
― d-_-b (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 November 2008 10:38 (seventeen years ago)
i have never heard any of these songs! (apart from that osmotic kind of way that you hear standards like 'all shook up', i know how it goes but i don't think i've ever listened properly to the original.) actually i don't know who any of those people are except elvis.
Suggest Ban Permalink― lex pretend, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 2:34 AM Bookmark
natch.
xp
― Ioannis, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 10:48 (seventeen years ago)
Why for white people have white hair? Why for Obama wear a white tie?
― forksclovetofu, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 3:22 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― some dude, Tuesday, 4 November 2008 20:25 (seventeen years ago)
it's totally fierce. i knew you'd h8 though
― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 10:10 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark
― mr. mayan end times guy (The Reverend), Thursday, 13 November 2008 07:54 (seventeen years ago)
for some reason this morning i misread the title as "posts pretty much in character"
― today, i'm a numbers machine (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:27 (seventeen years ago)
the ues/being a lawyer/phish fan... gabbneb's so 1999
just wait until you're in yr 30s. anyway, phish are back, i don't have a blackberry anymore (got an iphone in mid-oct), and i was BORN in Brooklyn on the UES (actually, i was born in Kips Bay/Murray Hill, but moved to the UES before i was 1)
― gabbneb, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)
― some dude, Tuesday, November 4, 2008 8:25 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― some dudenik (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 November 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)
i hope i am never in my 30s
― horrible (harbl), Thursday, 13 November 2008 21:58 (seventeen years ago)
true you are bad enough now
― any major some dude will tell you (M@tt He1ges0n), Thursday, 13 November 2008 23:55 (seventeen years ago)
i don't even know what that means
― horrible (harbl), Friday, 14 November 2008 00:02 (seventeen years ago)
It means he gets results, you stupid chief!
― thereminimum chips (electricsound), Friday, 14 November 2008 00:03 (seventeen years ago)
oh, ok
???
― horrible (harbl), Friday, 14 November 2008 00:06 (seventeen years ago)
maybe it was an attempt at a joke on your display name?
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Friday, 14 November 2008 00:08 (seventeen years ago)
oh, i forgot how horrible my display name was!!!
♪☺♫☻
― horrible (harbl), Friday, 14 November 2008 00:11 (seventeen years ago)
i'm just posting nonsense at this point mostly.
― any major some dude will tell you (M@tt He1ges0n), Friday, 14 November 2008 02:08 (seventeen years ago)
http://umbcadmissionsblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/borat_thumbs_up_narrowweb__300x5040.jpg
― gabbneb, Friday, 14 November 2008 02:11 (seventeen years ago)
itsa nice
― BIG HOOS' macaroni is off the motherfucking chain (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 14 November 2008 02:26 (seventeen years ago)
Ha, I taped this episode and for some reason transcribed this sketch the next day. It ends with a parody of the "Justify My Love" video, with a cameo from Madonna herself.
― jaymc, Monday, November 17, 2008 4:26 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― H-O-O-S yes i guess i could steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 17 November 2008 04:34 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha
― being rich would be the best (roxymuzak), Monday, 17 November 2008 07:20 (seventeen years ago)
it's like a human lexisnexis
― ketchup dood (harbl), Monday, 17 November 2008 11:55 (seventeen years ago)
paramore are awesome
― lupe fiasco from the hilarious lupe fiasco albums (J0rdan S.), Monday, November 17, 2008 1:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― adult turban contemporary (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 17 November 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)
kenan you're an idiot. Morbius get the fuck off my thread.
― TOMBOT, Tuesday, November 18, 2008 5:02 PM (23 minutes ago)
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 17:29 (seventeen years ago)
Do any musicians have health insurance?
Does he still work for that show on NPR?
Am I being too skeptical if I wonder where my money's going if I send a check here?
― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 15 March 2003 03:16 (5 years ago)
(from a thread about Clyde Stubblefield needing money for healthcare)
― Albert Jeans (Hurting 2), Sunday, 23 November 2008 05:56 (seventeen years ago)
would totally blap the snare drummer for this terrible canadian brass band
― some know what you dude last summer (Jordan), Wednesday, December 3, 2008 9:18 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 22:03 (seventeen years ago)
^^ this
also wtf rock hardy u racist
― Ron Polarik, PhD (and what), Sunday, December 7, 2008 4:37 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Granny Dainger, Friday, 12 December 2008 04:07 (seventeen years ago)
<3
― HOOS wearing bitchmade sweaters and steendriving (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 12 December 2008 05:06 (seventeen years ago)
Actually, I mostly remember that her breasts seemed entirely non-necessary to the scene they were exposed in, and that I proceeded to think "oh, I see why they worked those in there anyway"
― nabisco, Friday, December 12, 2008 11:57 PM
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Saturday, 13 December 2008 00:14 (seventeen years ago)
I always marvelled at the fact that Darlene's baby was Shelly Winters's great-great-grandson.
― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, September 22, 2005 1:53 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― BIG BROOS aka the steenspringer (some dude), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:03 (seventeen years ago)
aloh!
― rock loop twist down loop twist (tehresa), Wednesday, 17 December 2008 15:05 (seventeen years ago)
He is also a Tory.― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Thursday, 14 April 2005 10:49 (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Roni Size Queen (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Monday, 29 December 2008 11:26 (seventeen years ago)
Using the word "tory" at all these days is pretty lol
― caek, Monday, 29 December 2008 11:36 (seventeen years ago)
fuk u whiney elf is a stone classic
― beyonc'e (max), Sunday, December 21, 2008 7:34 AM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Tuesday, 30 December 2008 04:07 (seventeen years ago)
Geir do you have a last.fm account?
― Pfunkboy Formerly Known As... (Herman G. Neuname), Thursday, January 1, 2009 10:48 AM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Thursday, 1 January 2009 18:56 (seventeen years ago)
dude is a bro
― BIG HOOS is not a nacho purist fwiw (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 1 January 2009 18:58 (seventeen years ago)
I mean I feel like I can't be like "hey, this record's pretty good" without sounding like one of those dudes rocking back and forth waiting for the 320 FLAC rip because the 160 is bullshit even though they played every day for two weeks.
― merriweather post ironic (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, January 5, 2009 1:52 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― kenard à l'orange (jeff), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 05:07 (seventeen years ago)
oh man i know all about THOSE dudes
― choom gangsta (deej), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 05:55 (seventeen years ago)
xxxp: No, I'm not going to waste bandwidth on why I'm disgusted w/ Screaming Lobster of Bosnia's chief of staff signing up. And I'm not commenting on Team Hope's results til the 100 days are up. Ta ta!
― Dr Morbius, Monday, January 5, 2009 12:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ñé¥ë® ƒø®g£‡ ✈ ✈ ▌▌ (jeff), Tuesday, 6 January 2009 23:56 (seventeen years ago)
TA TA
― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 7 January 2009 04:14 (seventeen years ago)
i like to read that imagining morbius spinning on his heel, opening up an umbrella and walking away
― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 7 January 2009 04:38 (seventeen years ago)