zing

what?

Good job, guys. You have invalidated all of his criticisms, and now he will surely enjoy the show.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, December 29, 2009 1:52 PM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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maybe i should list all of my criticisms of granny dainger so you guys can invalidate them and then i will surely enjoy his posts.

― estela, Tuesday, December 29, 2009 2:02 PM (39 minutes ago) Bookmark

holy shit

hahaha omg

ownd

<3 estela

granny has a point tho

the sucker-punch zing. nice work.

is there any other zing?!

yes?!

not with you

the sucker-punch zing. nice work.

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, December 31, 2009 5:12 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
is there any other zing?!

― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Thursday, December 31, 2009 10:51 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes?!

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Thursday, December 31, 2009 2:58 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

not with you

― bum-sniff deviant (cutty), Thursday, December 31, 2009 2:59 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

in b4 mod edit:

Hey! Too much talk about receiving, not enough about giving. The world is waiting to know when the m0unt41n g04t man last had a cock in his mouth!

― tmi_friday, Thursday, December 31, 2009 9:13 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thanks for driving me off a fun thread dude

can somebody fucking googleproof my day job, thanks

― Herodcare for the Unborn (J0hn D.), Thursday, December 31, 2009 10:19 AM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nobody's gonna find you by googling "the m0unt41n g04t man" you preening narcissist

― doomed... to fart (cankles), Thursday, December 31, 2009 10:27 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wonder if 4ad are gonna drop him now :(

LOL

hi 5 cutty, you'll get the zing merit badge for sure now

got it years ago bro, i'm retired from the zing life

zing, douchebag, it's hard for me to tell the difference, sorry.

we should start a "butthurt about zings" thread

User has been successfully banned for 6 days.

you take your zing and you live with it

gd had left something of an open goal there

cankles needs something to be narcissistic about

let's give him something to talk about

start a rumour: cankles is actually bonnie raitt

b0nn13 r4177

Small doesn't preclude comfy!

― HELLO MY NAME IS TWILIGHT AND I AM A DRACULA (acoleuthic), Saturday, December 26, 2009 4:55 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I bet that's what you say to all the girls.

― StanM, Saturday, December 26, 2009 5:03 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

1. finish the book

― twice boiled cabbage is death, Friday, January 1, 2010 12:28 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

2. avoid selfish persons.

― estela, Friday, January 1, 2010 12:31 AM (19 hours ago) Bookmark

call me paranoid, but I'm pretty sure that this was a subtle zing. Of course, I'm hurt, but since it's estela I'm kind of honored too.

no no it wasn't at all, i was filled with admiration that you have a finishable book, i was selfishly continuing with my own resolutions, avoid me.

okay cool- then I guess my other new year's resolution should be to be less paranoid.

yeah

next time it won't be paranoia.

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:qDvWsFJuYERNoM:http://www.fancast.com/blogs/files/2009/09/david-caruso-csi-miami.jpg

loool canks btw

If it's language and communication themes you're after, the Master did make a WW2 film.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066564/

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 5:57 AM (3 hours ago)

i think this would be more relevant

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Day_the_Clown_Cried

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 5:58 AM (3 hours ago)

but no one's seen that.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 5:58 AM (3 hours ago)

well you haven't seen this.

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 5:59 AM (3 hours ago)

not a super-zingy zing, but the funnier it's pointed out to Morbs that he's still posting on the Inglourious Basterds thread the better

mini-poll:

should i have said "well that never stopped you before"? y/n

it's too late to turn back now

a zing deferred

i think the way you expressed it is more graceful, slocks.

so has morbs actually seen any movies? i am confused

i feel like maybe he starts his reviews "despite not actually having seen this movie..."

I think Morbs is just predisposed against movies that attract "fanboys," which you could say is true for both Tarantino and Apatow. (And probably James Cameron.) But the very phenomenon -- call it the Ain't It Cool News-ification of film appreciation -- gets him so het up he can't help but rant about it wherever possible, including on threads devoted to such movies.

yah i was just joinin in, <3 morbs 4e tho

Oh yeah, me too, just doing some armchair analysis.

i dunno what this makes me but the more i read morbs on film the more i agree with him (with a few decent-sized exceptions)

if UP IN THE AIR takes Best Screenplay over this it's a crime

They are in different categories; UitA is adapted from a novel. This is "original," and would lose to the oh-so "original" Quentin Tarantino if it was nominated, which it won't be.

― Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 10:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what was the least original thing about the tarantino script, in your opinion?

― meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Tuesday, January 5, 2010 10:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.starz.com/channels/encore/PublishingImages/encore_2008_685x385.jpg

i mean, why aren't YOU accepting approaches to music other than your own when you listen to r&b?

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:09 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^rich

― Do the english boil pizza? (acoleuthic), Thursday, January 14, 2010 9:10 AM Bookmark

nice work lj

pointing out lex hypocrisy isn't exactly a zing at this point is it?

you could say the writing's on the wall

get it, r&b, and... nevermind