posts very much in character

someone asked my boss if he was a blogger there once (no steve shasta)

<3 kelefa thank u nabisco now i know where to find my future husband!

But the last time I saw Kelefa it was you guys's standard noize-bar!

only in it for the biscuits.

#1

people actually go to Galapagos

I love my prostate and testicles . This is why apsparteme(sp) never crosses my lips.
-- anthony, Tuesday, September 18, 2001 5:00 PM (6 years ago)

This is why apsparteme(sp) never crosses my lips.

words to live by

^ actual LOL.

Justice sucks and anyone who disagrees is a douchebag.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Saturday, April 12, 2008 2:20 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

something about justice being good

-- Spencer Chow

that song sucks.

-- chaki, Monday, May 21, 2007 3:24 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

Wasn't really into Big Beat much, the genre had four or five really good tunes, tho.

-- Bodrick III, Sunday, 13 April 2008 16:40 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Link

enlightening music discussion very much in character

Budweiser.

-- Laurel, Thursday, April 17, 2008 5:18 PM (23 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃 - good scrabble opponent, funny

-- latebloomer, Thursday, April 17, 2008 8:24 PM (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

i feel naked and exposed

Had sex during a performance of 'The Seagull' in one of the top loges in the Comédie-Française.

-- Michael White, Friday, April 18, 2008 2:49 PM (23 minutes ago)

The Christgau reviews are an embarrassment. Here's the worst "...Black Sabbath Vol. 4, which I never got around to putting on in 1972. And you know, I'm still not sure I've ever heard anything on it." How can you evaluate a band in good faith without ever hearing what many consider their masterpiece> Fucking idiotic.

-- Bill Magill, Friday, April 18, 2008 2:05 PM

Had sex during a performance of 'The Seagull' in one of the top loges in the Comédie-Française.

-- Michael White, Friday, April 18, 2008 2:49 PM (23 minutes ago)

-- Dr Morbius, Friday, April 18, 2008 8:17 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

If you show a cock in the first act, it has to go off by the end of the third, right?

If you show a cock in the first act, it has to go off by the end of the third, right?

-- Michael White, Friday, April 18, 2008 3:33 PM (27 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Joy Division's "I Remeber Nothing"! atheist bless you sleeve! bless you indeed. Moment of silence for the sacredness of Joy Division. Amen. Lighting a candle right now.

-- Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Tuesday, April 22, 2008 12:15 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

=D

Why people gotta hate on Hed Kandi and Naked???

-- Spencer Chow

"...Black Sabbath Vol. 4, which I never got around to putting on in 1972. And you know, I'm still not sure I've ever heard anything on it."

The art of pretend forgetfullness.

oh i just love the garbage

-- Surmounter, Friday, April 25, 2008 10:56 AM (3 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

!

-- am0n, Friday, April 25, 2008 12:29 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hahaha

^

Pineapple and ham/Canadian bacon on pizza is trailer-park based philistinism.
-- suzy (suzy), Wednesday, July 9, 2003 9:56 AM (4 years ago)

Suzy, your last statement is indefensible.
-- Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, July 9, 2003 9:57 AM (4 years ago)

suzy in invoking poor people strawman in regards to something she doesnt like shocker
-- jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, July 9, 2003 9:59 AM (4 years ago)

Jess not equipped with the "kidding!" gene shockah!
(pats Jess on head, sends him to the store with 25¢ to buy a clue, unsurprised when he returns with demae ramen instead)
-- suzy (suzy), Wednesday, July 9, 2003 10:04 AM (4 years ago)

lemme see if i can get trailer trash enough for you: fuck off
-- jess (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, July 9, 2003 10:07 AM (4 years ago)

Oh, honestly Jess, ever since you discovered the straw man concept life's just one big yellow brick road for you. If you only had a brain you'd surrender, Dorothy.
-- suzy (suzy), Wednesday, July 9, 2003 10:10 AM (4 years ago)

Well, the reason I "keep on posting about this" is because when I saw a preview screening of Hated (with Phillips in attendance) the ONLY shot that elicited genuine shock from the markedly "avant" audience was that one. They greeted everything else with yuks and ews. But that show generated a lower toned "ohhhhhh" like a bunch of blue-haired biddies with their sense of propriety rocked.

So don't kid yourself that it had anything to do with Allin being passed out. They were appalled because they were seeing a man with a dick in his mouth. A crack whore pissing in Allin's mouth while he barfs up hot dogs? That's good times. But m2m fellatio? This will not stand!

And I suspect the same thing is happening here.

But gee, sorry to take up your precious time with it.

-- Kevin John Bozelka, Friday, 25 April 2008 18:28 (Yesterday)

lol @ suzy/jess

i remember when Rampling, Oakenfold and Pickering first went over there. an amazing Summer. dancing by the shore of the Euphrates to Manuel Gottsching's 'E2E4' at dawn.

-- Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 12 November 2004 13:13 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

that sounds nice!

I read about GG on wikipedia today and I'm rather highly ashamed I know more trivia about him than I do about, well, any other random fucking person ever born, as in "I know about 0 facts about some random person from oklahoma" vs "I know a couple of things about GG Allin" = is there a bullet in that gun can I put it in my mouth

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, April 26, 2008 10:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

As bad as I feel about reading his wikipedia page though I can still feel superior to you sad, sad imbeciles with nothing better to do than watch a fucking documentary about this dude

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, April 26, 2008 10:20 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I am really disappointed this thread title wasn't literal. I've dropped 50 lb. bricks of lard onto tile floors before and it makes the most fascinating SCHLOPPPP sound. So I thought, 'Wow, this will be a great description! Three-HUNDRED pounds of lard, hurled with enough velocity to hit a wall. That sound's gotta be EPIC!"

-- Abbott, Sunday, April 27, 2008 5:09 PM Bookmark Link

http://www.stroudcompany.com/pasha/fireeyes.jpg
tombot, age 10

http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/1093/fireeyespb8.jpg

nsfw, guess which ilxor's facebook profile pic this is

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v226/201/77/q515219105_2509.jpg

Milo, just out of curiosity, did you get some memo about any of my personal or professional experience with which to fashion what are baseless, ad-hominem attacks? I'm disappointed because you're normally on the level. Living in London doesn't make me any less of an American - in fact, I'm the go-to girl for mates who want to know USA WTF? the way people ask clumsy race questions of each other, so empathy is there, as it should be for all of us, somehow. As to my background, I'm proud of that, not least because I can read my great x 5 grandfather's correspondence with Washington, who engaged him as a spy, in the Library Of fucking Congress, so don't go hurling me into your cracker barrel just because you're butthurt. It's just...boring and beneath me. That's the end of my criticism, please notice I didn't call you names to offer it.

-- suzy, Tuesday, April 29, 2008 7:33 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

18th century name-dropping

oh yeah spread that thread around on the other boards
good stuff can't get enough of it

Clearly my C18 history lesson upsets the C21 dickhead.

what did I just tell you people

with a lot of sarcasm but still

Internet Hardman cheers up dorks.com AGAIN. (hooray for Tom as per usual)

I like Idolator.

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 16:21 (10 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

@suzy - did u know cleopatra in a past life

WHAT IS THIS, TWITTER?

i learned it by reading De Subjectivisten ok

WHAT IS THIS, TWITTER?

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, April 30, 2008 4:13 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link