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well played

the whoopi goldberg variations (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)

Sigh, I guess life must be pointless. Funny. I feel kinda happy for pointlessness, though.

― Hello Cthulhu (kate), Tuesday, March 21, 2006 10:30 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

LIFE IS POINTLESS ONCE YOU ARE OLD UGLY AND PRONE TO VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS DUE TO YOUR ROTTING WOMB

― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Tuesday, March 21, 2006 10:32 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)

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TOMBOT, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 20:02 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.joelfroomkin.com/images/latest%20poster.JPG

velko, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

O MY GOD NINE DAYS YOU BETTA HAVE MORE SAKI

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

great ideas captainlorax, luckily i am the president of sony, please give me your address and i will send a limousine filled with scientists to help you build your machine, and babes

― max, Thursday, October 23, 2008 2:25 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

milling through the grinder, grinding through the mill (S-), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:24 (seventeen years ago)

Workplace Spouses

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, 25 October 2008 08:48 (seventeen years ago)

oh shi--

goole, Saturday, 25 October 2008 14:29 (seventeen years ago)

estela!!

s1ocki, Saturday, 25 October 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

There should be a hall of fame for first post ILX zings.

jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 October 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/10/04/inside-dvd-streetcar2.jpg

Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Saturday, 25 October 2008 17:11 (seventeen years ago)

There should be a hall of fame for first post ILX zings.

― jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, October 25, 2008 5:31 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

was thinking about this lately. or maybe just threads with first posts/ replies of value

♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 26 October 2008 05:19 (seventeen years ago)

I'll start it.

jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 26 October 2008 05:38 (seventeen years ago)

23. T/S: "Clit-on" vs "Girly hard-on"?

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:24 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That should be 26 but whatevs.

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:26 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

"mirage"

― estela, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:30 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Well, what one do you have when reading my posts?

― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:37 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

your posts usually provoke quite dry responses from people, esteban.

― estela, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:56 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

MacElby's Puddin'© (stevie), Sunday, 26 October 2008 20:24 (seventeen years ago)

Grunge was the middle of the 90s. The 90s began around 1986-87 with the synthpop bands losing popularity while Run DMC discovered guitars and house music got massive. They haven't ended yet.

― Geir Hongro, Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:45 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

(and will not end until hip-hop becomes roughly as relevant as prog rock was in 1985)

― Geir Hongro, Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:45 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

grunge was the finale of 80s US underground rock culture something you know less about than most things, which is saying something

― M@tt He1ges0n, Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:46 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Killing Jokes Bruv (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:53 (seventeen years ago)

I think I prefer the factual zings these days tbh. Little classier.

Killing Jokes Bruv (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:54 (seventeen years ago)

: { close thread. i'm going to bed.

― burt_stanton groove machine (burt_stanton), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

don't wake up.

― BYE! GOOD (latebloomer), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:45 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whiney G. VanWyngarden, one half of indie duo MGMT (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:10 (seventeen years ago)

lol

jaxon, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:30 (seventeen years ago)

the writing will be as equally frustrating. it'll just make me want to read tim finney's 500, or matos's or tom ewing's 500, rather than 10-20 scattered entries in a book rammed full of shit indie kid purple prose (ie it'll be like pfork itself in book form!! except it won't make my computer crash at least)

― lex pretend, Thursday, 6 November 2008 19:27 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also yeah wtf is the point of "month in grime/techno/whatever" columns when you don't think enough of the genres to represent them in a self-declaring all-encompassing project like this?? but somehow find the room for fucking nonentities like "band of horses" and "jens lekman" and actually ghastly shit like art brut???

ok whatever i don't care. fucking pfork though, get it out of my face.

― lex pretend, Thursday, 6 November 2008 19:30 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

that you care too much is your cross to bear, you brave soul.

― some dude, Thursday, 6 November 2008 19:36 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 6 November 2008 19:41 (seventeen years ago)

i will weigh in with the idea that breasts and genitals are much more exciting when you don't see them flopping about in the open all day long

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― NURSES! WE AT FRUIT AT WORK! (John Justen), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 8:36 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

we were talking about four year olds

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― the perfect blovian move (gbx), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 8:37 AM Bookmark

¯\(°_o)/¯ (The Reverend), Friday, 7 November 2008 07:41 (seventeen years ago)

*flop*

ban or astroban? (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 7 November 2008 07:48 (seventeen years ago)

Kerry is just bad as a candidate. (and is often more liberal than The One)

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, November 6, 2008 10:17 AM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

don't you mean That One, morbs?

― gabbneb, Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:18 PM Bookmark

oh snap

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:20 PM Bookmark

moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 8 November 2008 07:40 (seventeen years ago)

u assholes, he was talking about Neo

jaxon, Saturday, 8 November 2008 09:59 (seventeen years ago)

hang on where did i put my oreo

― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:07 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Vanilla Ice? No wait, that's reverse oreo...

― Pantheism F. Mohair (res), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:08 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

no wait, he's a reverse oreo with white cream on the inside too

― Pantheism F. Mohair (res), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:09 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wtf at the oreo shit

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:32 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The oreo shit was a bit of stupid wordplay on my part, basically referring to Matos' suggestion.

― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:40 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Wasn't talking about you, LJ, more res and his unnecessary Vanilla Ice comment.

― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Sorry Black Seinfeld. My bad.

― Pantheism F. Mohair (res), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 November 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 10 November 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)

self pwn by display name

SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Monday, 10 November 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

passive aggression at its very finest, i lol'd

restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 19:58 (seventeen years ago)

Bonus: I read that thread twice and still have no fucking idea why LJ is talking about oreos

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 November 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)

more obvious -> MBVious

hence LOVELESS

fleh

restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)

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eman, Monday, 10 November 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

I've read that post twice and still have no fucking idea why LJ is talking about oreos

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 November 2008 20:14 (seventeen years ago)

haha

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)

Seriously, LJ, can you explain "hang on where did i put my oreo" in a way that a person who is not you can understand?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 November 2008 20:33 (seventeen years ago)

more obvious

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)

esso

SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)

what a pretty hard thing to understand.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 November 2008 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

hahaha

Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

http://i37.tinypic.com/wjyvc4.jpg

SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 00:19 (seventeen years ago)

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Made Daily

the way i should be (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 00:50 (seventeen years ago)

Deep Fried Winkies

s1ocki, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 07:47 (seventeen years ago)

he's like a sockpuppet with a big toenail hole in its face.

― estela, Wednesday, November 12, 2008 1:53 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Peanuts are the perpetual movement at man's reach (stevie), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 08:47 (seventeen years ago)

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― eman, Monday, November 10, 2008 12:14 PM Bookmark

fuk u amon

mr. mayan end times guy (The Reverend), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 09:17 (seventeen years ago)

u killed lewis jager

mr. mayan end times guy (The Reverend), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 09:18 (seventeen years ago)

Vision,

For what it's worth you're being accused of sockpuppetry for noisily espousing rather boring opinions. Around here that tends to be taken as an insincere attempt to get a rise out of people.

Best of luck with your ridiculous opinions!

― HOOS clique iphones fool get ya steen on (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 14 September 2008 10:28 (1 month ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

slap bass: the ungentle art (stevie), Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

that is not a zing

i love to hear this again and again (gbx), Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

u killed lewis jager

― mr. mayan end times guy (The Reverend), Wednesday, November 12, 2008 4:18 AM

i'm perfectly ok with that

eman, Thursday, 13 November 2008 15:29 (seventeen years ago)

It seems like they just picked the most popular, rather than best, songs from the standard hipster canon.

That's because it is a poll and not a list. Happens all the time with polls.

― Mr. Snrub, Saturday, November 15, 2008 4:54 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr. Snrub, please do tell us more about how our book was compiled.

― scottpl, Saturday, November 15, 2008 7:41 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

jaymc, Monday, 17 November 2008 02:54 (seventeen years ago)

You people put way to much faith in media sources.

― Their time's limited, hard rocks, too (mehlt), Monday, November 17, 2008 11:29 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

you put way too much thought into trying to figure out what big con lindsay lohan is running on the world

― El Tomboto, Monday, November 17, 2008 11:38 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 18 November 2008 06:42 (seventeen years ago)

sorry stalker was unwatchable. I think I hate Tarkovsky.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 11:08 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

fortunately he's dead

― omar little, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 11:13 PM (4 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the head werewolf's girlfriend (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 November 2008 22:04 (seventeen years ago)

Yes. I was looking through youtube and it seems like ther'es a milllllllion of these bands that have this sound somewhere between the Wild Swans and Sarah Records. I guess people were really into it? Was it something that happened parallel to the Sonic Youths and Spacemen 3s of the time? Also it's too cold to leave the apartment.

― burt_stanton, Saturday, 22 November 2008 17:32 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Type faster, maybe you'll stay warm that way.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 22 November 2008 17:35 (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Ned made me irl lol.

Venom Boner (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 November 2008 18:36 (seventeen years ago)


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