zing

omg @ clitoris of the sierra madre.

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/music/music_139.gif

"take him, dude"

but they actually do find the gold in Treasure of the Sierra Madre!!!

no clit tho

Where To Start With B. Traven?

xp - yeah but the metaphor is wrong! Tempted to post this to "Rong" because it is bothering me, I mean there are plenty of other movies/stories where people go in search of a fabled thing and don't find it.

maybe kenan's post was a prelude to a long story about how they eventually did find it, we can only "hope"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Amt30_QVQ

xp rarely with clit-based plotlines tho

it would be like if they found the clitoris but she did not trust him to do right by it and approach it with the best intentions, and then there were bandits, and then one of them gets killed.

http://www.lib.udel.edu/ud/spec/exhibits/beckett/waiting.jpg

dudes the obv parallel here is with MALTESE FALCON

though Waiting for Godot implies a less active effort at clitoral discovery.

thinking more 'holy grail' tbh

brave brave sir kenan

Aguirre: Wrath of God

dudes the obv parallel here is with MALTESE FALCON

― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Monday, December 14, 2009 3:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what did he do with the fake one?

Conquistador Kenan, demoralized by the clitoris' non-existence, surrounded by dozens of small monkeys.

http://lililately.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/dumbos.jpg

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lol

can't believe this one took so long to happen

wha happen?

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wait I thought I did it once? dunno

this was my first time

lol u were a virgin

dude I don't have the money to take time off and fly to DC to get arrested I hate to say it

― Magnolia Caboose Babyfinger (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, December 15, 2009 3:50 AM

I will pay to have you arrested Shakey Mo, always happy to help

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, December 15, 2009 3:53 AM

I used to have a 2-CD set called "Uh Huh - The Best Of Ray Charles" which I referred to as the "Pepsi owns my ass collection". But it was fucking great. I wish I still had it.

― kenan, Thursday, 17 December 2009 05:03 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bet your friends loved that joke every time you told it

― combination tofu hut and taco bell (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 17 December 2009 05:37 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lololol

read the follow-up as a more than passable zing rebound tbh:

I try not to repeat the same joke in front of the same people. It's lame.

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still keeping it sassy

I don't know Come Sail Away, but I can confirm that the other two are awful songs.

― The New Dirty Vicar, Friday, December 18, 2009 10:02 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

^ i can confirm that you are an idiot.

― Bill Magill, Friday, December 18, 2009 11:18 AM (25 minutes ago)

Ultimately all of the major grunge acts were suckered-in or only to happy to help an industry they purported to deride.

*drops dishes*

― you are wrong I'm bone thugs in harmon (omar little), Friday, December 18, 2009 8:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

i hope that thread is about steelpole bathtub!!!!

i hope that dish drop is a reference to popular "grunge" film Singles

Freaks on the internet and the internet's effect on global freakiness is kind of interesting, I got to admit. Like what always makes me wonder is this - were there furries & plushies before the internet existed, or did the internet actually create this weird thing, or cause it to come into existence in some way? Like, before the internet existed, did people draw awful pictures of sexualised anthropomorphic animals, and then send them to each other by mail? It seems kind of unimaginable somehow.

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i'm sure it was more like drawing shit like that alone in your room or when no one was looking at school thinking you were the only freak who could be into this stuff

― 2009 (latebloomer), Monday, January 5, 2009 6:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thnx for your insiders perspective :D

― choom gangsta (deej), Monday, January 5, 2009 6:21 PM Bookmark

ha that sucker got pwned

o wait ;_;

lol<3

why not lora logic, poly styrene, lene lovich, debbie harry (much more interesting comparison to jj imo), alice bag, deborah iyall

more liek why not WHO?, WHO?, WHO?, debbie harry (much more interesting comparison to jj imo), WHO?, WHO?

― FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, March 13, 2009 4:50 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's not my fault that you don't know anything

― Just one thing I was thinking about as I was getting on the copter (J0hn D.), Friday, March 13, 2009 4:52 PM (9 months ago)

that's right, blame the system

http://grab.by/1mC1

fwiw debbie harry is the only person on the list who I am familiar with so I'm right there with him

I mean most of those seem like somewhat obscure names and people could just have different interests in music, you know? doesn't mean anyone knows less, just that they could know different things

ya but when you're all WHO WHO WHO and WHO?!?! you're asking for a smackdown... john d style.

uh, i'd understand if this was th bodybuilding forums or wherever u guys get your hilarious ms paint shit stories, but john d is right to pwn someone for stepping on a music geek board and acting all tuomasy about punk legends imo

although otoh john d's never heard a black eyed peas song or something