BAD DATES. :(

i should have tried to make a "sparksmatch" in the vip d-bags area on saturday

i want lots of drugs and alcohol.

good 2nd date = mustard tasting

is that a euphemism?

i'll never tell

"your kisses taste like dijon"

gross

i shudder to think what w0nka's tattoo was

gobstopping

it said "destiny" in swirly gay-ass letters, i kid you not, it's like he got airbrushed at the t-shirt booth in the elizabeth mall or something.

haha

god i am so glad i dont have any tattoos

haha
ok now we need to know where it was i think

^strongo otm

THIGH

tho guys always like chix with awful tattoos

i have basically had hundreds and hundreds of terrible dates, it's probably good that i was removed from the market

i shudder to think what stupid stuff i would have thought was "poetic" or "important" to permanently scar myself with when i was 20

xxpost yeah i know

tho guys always like chix with awful tattoos

-- bell_labs

RONG

i knew a girl who had an ex who had a tattoo of the boy scout fleur de lis, but inside it was the dave matthew's band dancing thing logo.

i do vaguely regret never getting the admiral akbar tattoo

i have a fleur de lis

no boy scouts or dmb though

I V STRONGLY REGRET JESS NOT GETTING THAT ADMIRAL AKBAR

well dudes aren't usually actively turned off by tattoos

i'm so not a tattoo person tho, it would just be RONG

i always told my mom if she ever pissed me off really bad i would get it

IT'S A TRAP

she HATES tattoos. she once had a dream where she removed an ex of mine's tattoo with a cheese grater

my mom pisses me off all the time, hence all the tattoos

you guys need to come back to college

guys should i blow off work right now y/n

y i'm about to do so

should i

a.) go to bar to look for bad dates
b.) go to target to ride the cart escalator
c.) go home

dude it's 6 where you are y y y

xp y to all three of those i guess

b
b
b
b
b
b
b

combine all three in an interesting way

look for dates while you do b

like, take the cart escalator home with a bad date

go to target and pick up a milf

i have to take the bus to get to the cart escalator so i dunno

jess you need to install 1 cart escalator in yr home

i may do this when i move

maybe i'll just install that chair lift the old lady rode in gremlins

^good opening for hitting on chix in wheelchairs

dude, "want to go to target and ride the cart escalator" is such a great pickup line

go to target and pick up a milf

-- bell_labs, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 11:58 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

^i fantasize about this more than i should u_u

i am sadly too busy to leave work for cart escalator fun u_u

btw this

btw ally i'm holding you both to this:

tom when you get back from foreign lands you should come ride the cart escalator with me

-- strongohulkington, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

xpost jess that sounds like a motherfucking plan. we are drunk during the process y/n

-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, July 10, 2007

is open to anyone

"busy".... posting on the bad dates thread?

the target right near me in LA has a cart escalator if anyone wants to come out west