"your kisses taste like pez"
― deej, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
i should have tried to make a "sparksmatch" in the vip d-bags area on saturday
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
i want lots of drugs and alcohol.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
good 2nd date = mustard tasting
― Jordan, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link
is that a euphemism?
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i'll never tell
― Jordan, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
"your kisses taste like dijon"
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link
gross
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
i shudder to think what w0nka's tattoo was
― gff, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link
gobstopping
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
it said "destiny" in swirly gay-ass letters, i kid you not, it's like he got airbrushed at the t-shirt booth in the elizabeth mall or something.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
haha
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
god i am so glad i dont have any tattoos
haha ok now we need to know where it was i think
― sleep, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
^strongo otm
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link
THIGH
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link
tho guys always like chix with awful tattoos
i have basically had hundreds and hundreds of terrible dates, it's probably good that i was removed from the market
i shudder to think what stupid stuff i would have thought was "poetic" or "important" to permanently scar myself with when i was 20
xxpost yeah i know
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
-- bell_labs
RONG
― sleep, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i knew a girl who had an ex who had a tattoo of the boy scout fleur de lis, but inside it was the dave matthew's band dancing thing logo.
― gff, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i do vaguely regret never getting the admiral akbar tattoo
i have a fleur de lis
― Jordan, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
no boy scouts or dmb though
― Jordan, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I V STRONGLY REGRET JESS NOT GETTING THAT ADMIRAL AKBAR
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
well dudes aren't usually actively turned off by tattoos
i'm so not a tattoo person tho, it would just be RONG
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
i always told my mom if she ever pissed me off really bad i would get it
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
IT'S A TRAP
― gff, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
she HATES tattoos. she once had a dream where she removed an ex of mine's tattoo with a cheese grater
my mom pisses me off all the time, hence all the tattoos
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
you guys need to come back to college
― max, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
guys should i blow off work right now y/n
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
y i'm about to do so
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
should i
a.) go to bar to look for bad dates b.) go to target to ride the cart escalator c.) go home
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:56 (sixteen years ago) link
dude it's 6 where you are y y y
xp y to all three of those i guess
― gff, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link
b b b b b b b
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link
combine all three in an interesting way
― max, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link
look for dates while you do b
like, take the cart escalator home with a bad date
go to target and pick up a milf
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link
i have to take the bus to get to the cart escalator so i dunno
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link
jess you need to install 1 cart escalator in yr home
― max, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link
i may do this when i move
maybe i'll just install that chair lift the old lady rode in gremlins
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link
^good opening for hitting on chix in wheelchairs
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link
dude, "want to go to target and ride the cart escalator" is such a great pickup line
― Jordan, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link
-- bell_labs, Wednesday, July 11, 2007 11:58 AM (36 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
^i fantasize about this more than i should u_u
― gr8080, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link
i am sadly too busy to leave work for cart escalator fun u_u
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link
btw this
btw ally i'm holding you both to this:
tom when you get back from foreign lands you should come ride the cart escalator with me
-- strongohulkington, Tuesday, July 10, 2007 9:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark
xpost jess that sounds like a motherfucking plan. we are drunk during the process y/n
-- El Tomboto, Tuesday, July 10, 2007
is open to anyone
"busy".... posting on the bad dates thread?
― max, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link