final lolution

all funny noize board threads turn into boring threads about food, deej.

Q: HOW DO U TITILLATE AN OCELOT?

A: http://img3.musiciansfriend.com/dbase/pics/products/7/2/3/526723.jpg

oscillate yr tits a lot?

BIG HOOS

rolling 2008 disgruntled shootings thread

thanks gear ;-)

(I cannot obtain much) satisfaction

-- Abbott, Friday, February 15, 2008 12:04 PM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i don't get high, tom

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_Cunt

I'll never forget the disgust and horror on Gates' face
when genetic testing showed he was 50% white. Quite
revealing.

-- Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, August 7, 2006 4:22 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

quite

-- tremendoid (tremendoid), Monday, August 7, 2006 4:33 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

A message board post funnier than anything on noize in forever.

uhhh maybe there's something in the comics but the rest of the thread is extremely boring and uninspired i think pineneut paste and cucumer as lasagna and tom's we get to eat whatever we want comments are a lot funnier than anything on that thread.

I love how people think giving a huge shit about what they put in their fucking mouth is an acceptable answer to leading a completely meaningless and parasitic existence

FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY

lol cucumer lasagna

http://www.superdickery.com/images/other/batman16.jpg

uhhh maybe there's something in the comics but the rest of the thread is extremely boring and uninspired i think pineneut paste and cucumer as lasagna and tom's we get to eat whatever we want comments are a lot funnier than anything on that thread.

-- tehresa, Friday, February 15, 2008 8:18 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

lol defensive.

WHY HIP HOPNOISE BOARDS SUCK IN 08

not defensive i just didn't think it was that funny. also i was drunk.

http://www.yourfilehost.com/media.php?cat=video&file=old_man_kicks_pissing_skank.wmv

DUDES VIDEO OF THE OLD MAN KICKING THE PEEING LADY

WOW I remember those twinkies adverts from imported comics when i was a kid. i always thought they were so exotic-looking

http://www.lightplanet.com/mormons/daily/sexuality/overcoming_masturbation.html

18. It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use in overcoming this problem. A Bible, for example, held firmly in hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme cases.

7. Never read about your problem (even on sites claiming to be "educational"). Keep it out of mind. Remember -- "First a thought, then an act." The thought pattern must be changed. You must not allow this problem to remain in your mind. When you accomplish that, you soon will be free of the act.

courtesy chaki on the alien abduction thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo

Then dry off and GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM into a room where you will have some member of your family present.

19. REDACTED

ha i didn't notice the missing 19

courtesy chaki on the alien abduction thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy0d1HbItOo

this is the greatest thing i've seen in a long while. also wtf is going in the comments section, "View all 62130 comments" !!!!

i can't believe i watched the whole thing! my face was like o_O uh O_o whoa the entire time

Where are the DC-10s in that cartoon?

endless celestial sex

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iShb6NBtCI4

http://www.doganswers.com/images/creepy.jpg

the best part is when the angels turn into demons...they just mess up their hair a little bit and presto! they're evil

i'm pretty sure that "documentary" was made by some evangelical group

not that mormonism isn't bs

because as we all know, the correct religion is

...MORE THAN 200 YEARS OLD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ru-SWhbLzc4

why is it SO funny

DUKE

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looks like a fucked up dream!

gold hat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1kCDxfBl8w

this one still kills me http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAVVCOxAjac

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1kCDxfBl8w

-- am0n, Monday, 18 February 2008 17:19 (Yesterday) Link

proof of how terrible dubstep is

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TUBSTEP

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Nzmr6REbSTU

The Legion Of Rock Stars

hi!

is lancing an option for an external hemorrhoid? I asked my ex-girlfirend to ask her dad (who's a doctor) but I'm still waiting on a reply.

ex-gf says no, as one might "hit a subcutaenous river of unpleasantness" (her words). I am inclined to think "maybe", as it would reduce swelling -- but as I don't have health insurance right now i'll proabably just chicken out.

-- Wrinklepaws (Wrinklepaws), Tuesday, April 4, 2006 11:26 AM (1 year ago)

to O_o with you my friend

hi!