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http://gizmodo.com/images/2006/06/poopfreezewide.jpg

― Courtney Gidts (ex machina), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:26 (twenty years ago)

god my eyes hurt from reading so much shit about Donovon Frankenfucker. Let's talk about someone real, like the new Adiann Quinn album produced by Alan Braxe and Fred Falke. For the love of GOD dl "Snack Attack Six Pack." Legendary shit.
-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today. (later)

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:33 (twenty years ago)

There's a new Tynan on the block, obv.

― breathny spears let me see the sex that you did. (noodle vague), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:39 (twenty years ago)

this thread comes up #3 on a google search for "tynan delong" btw

― gear (gear), Thursday, 1 June 2006 22:47 (twenty years ago)

that shit is yoga flame for all time!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), June 8th, 2006.

― guns to deal with vodka (haitch), Thursday, 8 June 2006 03:15 (twenty years ago)

Is this I Love Music? Or I Love Lame Ass Celebrity Gossip? Please, save this shit for PinkIsTheNewBlog you fongs.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today. (later)

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 8 June 2006 05:13 (twenty years ago)

"fongs" roffle

― electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Thursday, 8 June 2006 05:16 (twenty years ago)

great. just what i need. another discussion about the arctic monkeys. I'm glad we set our time machines to 2005. NEXT!

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today. (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

Hahaha. He might actually have a point, but his manner!

Also: "you fongs" OMG.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 07:37 (twenty years ago)

this thread comes up #3 on a google search for "tynan delong" btw

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), June 1st, 2006 7:47 PM. (gear) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

i dont know what google server youre getting, but when i search his name i get this thread #1 and #2

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:03 (twenty years ago)

i came here to post the 'yoga flame' quote

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:11 (twenty years ago)

that shit is yoga flame for all time!

what does this even mean! it's totally awesome!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:13 (twenty years ago)

FONGS! I LOVE THIS GUY

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:24 (twenty years ago)

duder is a meme machine

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:50 (twenty years ago)

yoga flame

― Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:51 (twenty years ago)

(or a streetfighter 2 move, ymmv)

― Enrique IX: The Mediator (Enrique), Thursday, 8 June 2006 14:54 (twenty years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/play_kool_2005/dhalsim.gif

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:07 (twenty years ago)

YOGA FLAME FOR ALL TIME, FONGOLOID.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:11 (twenty years ago)

also, rofl @ having to hit tab & return to post coz css alladin is in the way, wtf.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:12 (twenty years ago)

"css alladin" is a good metaphor.

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:16 (twenty years ago)

please to explain WHAT IS "FONG"???

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:47 (twenty years ago)

I have no idea! I checked google, and it was just pages andpages of atrist's studios, layers, restaurants etc run by ppl with the surname "Fong". The guy has his own dialect, obviously.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 15:58 (twenty years ago)

tynan defong

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 8 June 2006 16:06 (twenty years ago)

urbandictionary.com offers this possible meaning:

"A Fob who is completely clueless. Spends all day surfing the web without any purpose. A tragic case."

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fong

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

also lol @ dhalsim

― A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Thursday, 8 June 2006 18:14 (twenty years ago)

fob doesn't even come close to explaining.

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4281/tynan6in.gif

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

please to explain WHAT IS "FONG"???

UNDERWAER THAT GOES IN THE BUTTCRACK

― mummy wrapped in bacon (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 June 2006 19:58 (twenty years ago)

when will he grace noize board with his divine presence?

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

OMG NOW EVEN ALLY IS HAXXORING

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

i think a good goal to have is to make it so that once you get onto this internets, you will never get out of here because there will be absolutely no way to access any of the links. and, uh, somehow we break the "back" button on yr browser.

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

i think its amazing that tynan has no idea about this thread or that image

― chaki (chaki), Thursday, 8 June 2006 20:40 (twenty years ago)

http://lcni.uoregon.edu/Rollover%20Pics/TynanWebSite.png

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 8 June 2006 21:55 (twenty years ago)

T/S TYNAN VS. MOBY:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOJnKgsWPGw

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Thursday, 8 June 2006 22:17 (twenty years ago)

i know dudes that use 'jong' as a slang

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:26 (twenty years ago)

i must concede that star wipe is my favorite wipe

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:31 (twenty years ago)

>what does this even mean! it's totally awesome!

KlingonAcademy.com Discussion Board - Yoga Flame Strike YOGA BLAST! YOGA INFERNO! (all yoga attacks are fire based)

― milton parker (Jon L), Thursday, 8 June 2006 23:53 (twenty years ago)

I think it's the "for all time" part that really gets me

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 9 June 2006 11:12 (twenty years ago)

My boss: "is he rapping?"

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 12:53 (twenty years ago)

haha, he *IS* rapping

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 13:00 (twenty years ago)

its a bit jaymc stalkerish, but this will help keep tabs on his latest missives.

he's blissfully unaware of ILE though.

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 9 June 2006 17:36 (twenty years ago)

I'm really liking the piano version, as a second wind. I kind of like it better than Nelly Fucktado and all that other shit...oh shit. Lily Allen is HELLA better than Nelly Fongtado. Timbaland is to powder drinks as Jessica Simpson is to acne commercials.!!!

You might laugh
You might frown

walking round
lndn town

yeah that's city life...

fucking quit acting like you are listing to something important. you aren't. there's only three albums worth listening to this year. they are:

band of horses
Belong
TalkDemonic...BEEATCH

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...), Today 4:15 PM. (TynanTynan!) (later

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:21 (twenty years ago)

this guy is a put-on

― applejack carney (dubplatestyle), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:22 (twenty years ago)

Vice records sends me emails like this.

-- deej.. (clublonel...) (webmail), June 9th, 2006 4:22 PM. (deej..) (link)

well, you are fucking retarded then. that sux to be you.

-- Tynan DeLong (mhalberstra...) (webmail), June 9th, 2006 4:23 PM. (TynanTynan!) (link)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 9 June 2006 19:25 (twenty years ago)

Nelly Fongtado

― jergins (jergins), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:28 (twenty years ago)

ha ha ha ha.

The guy's music taste is utterly, inexplicably terrible, but his boundless naive puppy-dog enthusiasm (even when it's for sufjan stevens, wtf) and his complete lack of self-awareness are starting to seem kind of likeable to me. Argh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

the macho steez he fronts is TOO MUCH omg rofffffflllllll

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:29 (twenty years ago)

i think he's drunk

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)

i'm not entirely convinced that this tynan is the tynan! but it probably is.

― gear (gear), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:30 (twenty years ago)

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― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:33 (twenty years ago)

i'm not entirely convinced that this tynan is the tynan! but it probably is.
"Ask Pashima"

― lord pooperton (ex machina), Friday, 9 June 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

From: [email protected]
Subject: I think
Date: June 9, 2006 4:55:10 PM EDT (CA)
To: [email protected]

he is too.

==
This email was sent by Tynan DeLong ([email protected]), a user of ilXor.com.
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/index.php

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 June 2006 20:04 (twenty years ago)

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