I don't understand teh sexay -- is this b/c of the nude-colored bodysuit and her doing the splits 4 different ways?
yes and the fact that she is good looking. easy to understand really
― I'm gonna put on an iron burt, and chase stanton out of urt (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)
Yes.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 9 November 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)
why the gif on this thread tho?
― like moses, the townfolk like the red sea (stevie), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)
Surm, you mind if I take "because she looks awesome, like in the face" as a screenname?
― you get ribbons when you're in 4H (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:36 (sixteen years ago)
do it
― oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:38 (sixteen years ago)
I wish I could make that .gif my screenname.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 9 November 2009 18:38 (sixteen years ago)
Uhhhh, on second thought: No.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 9 November 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago)
Okay, gotcha. I was wondering if there was something that made her different from other pretty women with asses, but I guess the answer is, "I'm sorry, did you say something?"
― I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago)
Also, take it to WS.
― I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)
what makes her different is that she's exceptionally good looking, and particularly strange. it's a fun thing to see.
― oops i accidentally made it personal (surm), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)
I just read a Rolling Stone cover story on her. She seemed overly flirty and contrived, TBH.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 9 November 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)
that gif is pretty 0_0 i guess becuz her leotard makes it look like she is naked and has a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be, i don't know, it skeeves me out a bit, also should a human being be able to bend that way? i mean a cat, sure, but a human? is skaira indeed part cat?
― like moses, the townfolk like the red sea (stevie), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:42 (sixteen years ago)
provates = privates
provates
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:43 (sixteen years ago)
The backbends in the black jumpsuit shots are WAU but the cage part isn't that specially bendy, hate to break it to ya. Plus the sexless Barbie flesh-jumpsuit part is eeeuuururgh to me. She's generally hot, obv, but forks and others have big upped that video before and I watched it trying to find the sexay. Apparently it is in Shakira's cooch, carefully photoshopped to show no camel-toe of any kind.
― I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:47 (sixteen years ago)
he provates
― Yeah~ I can flay~~~ (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:47 (sixteen years ago)
Plus the sexless Barbie flesh-jumpsuit part is eeeuuururgh to me.
me too if that wasn't already clear
― like moses, the townfolk like the red sea (stevie), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:50 (sixteen years ago)
the reason why that gift works is it has a high level of provates
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)
Daniel - do you handle wills and estates and do provate work?
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 18:51 (sixteen years ago)
i mean gif
it is a gif that is also a gift and it works why? because of provates
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:52 (sixteen years ago)
intersting
― Yeah~ I can flay~~~ (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:52 (sixteen years ago)
u r all disgusting reprovates
― how rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:52 (sixteen years ago)
o gr8 i has birthed a meme
― like moses, the townfolk like the red sea (stevie), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)
take this to the provate board
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)
A very very good meme!
― I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)
Sarahel: No, I'm a civil litigator. But if you need that kind of assistance, please feel free to send me an email and I'll see if I can put you in touch with the right person.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 9 November 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)
also FYI everyone
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)
provates first made me think of probate though
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 18:55 (sixteen years ago)
oh me too
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:55 (sixteen years ago)
like when shakria dies her provates will go through probates to determine who gets them
glad there's a lawyer on this thread that could clear this up for us
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 18:56 (sixteen years ago)
I'm willing to acknowledge different strokes for different folks but the loba song and video are high up on my fave pop of the year.I do not require coochshopping and that's not the appeal. It's all in the widening provate gyre
― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:56 (sixteen years ago)
privates -> provates -> probates -> prorates -> prostates
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:56 (sixteen years ago)
her provates include attractive loba
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)
loba = labia
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)
provate massage
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)
FACT
forks does not require coochshopping
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)
Saving Provate Ryan
Oh! Sorry, I didn't realize the question was whether I could do Shakira's probate work.
Doesn't change the answer, I'm afraid.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 9 November 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)
could you do her provates work?
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)
i've seen some pixels in my day
― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)
I don't even know what that means. But sure, yes.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 9 November 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)
line forms in rear
― because she looks awesome, like in the face (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 November 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)
so to speak
even if you do a little work, you could get your pay provated
― mookieproof, Monday, 9 November 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)
sergeant's work for provate's pay
― sarahel, Monday, 9 November 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/provate
― so says surgeon snoball (snoball), Monday, 9 November 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)
Feminine plural of provato.
I dig it.
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 9 November 2009 19:04 (sixteen years ago)