zing

"ilxor" wrong? shocking!

― autogoon crew for coldplay (The Reverend)

:'(

B-b-b-but lex agrees with me!

― I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Wednesday, May 20, 2009 5:02 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

... are you guys gonna tell him or shall i?

― r|t|c, Wednesday, May 20, 2009 5:25 AM Bookmark

looooooooooooooooool

^__________^

lol where is that from

dream thread

i have the internet which is how i saw this video.
― k3vin k., Monday, November 9, 2009 10:26 PM

kudos to you
I use the Internet for actual porn
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE)

BURN
― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que)

use more lubricant
― sarahel

a++

i wanna say "lol, only ilx" where a successful zing is bragging about how much you jerk it but i'd be selling the rest of the internet short

r|t|c killin it l8ly

totally disagree - watched it Saturday and thought it was terrible. Larry David couldn't sell that dialogue, which wasn't any good to begin with for the most part, and everything seemed so half-assed and predictable and tired...

I think after a decade of bad films (Match Point excepted) its time Allen and I parted ways. he's definitively past it now.

― the butt is like a wailin' guitar solo (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, November 23, 2009 11:41 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how do u think he'll react?

― 311 is a joek (s1ocki), Monday, November 23, 2009 11:43 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what about when there's a woman who is exceptionally gorgeous and two guys are noticing that they're both noticing her hotness and they give one another a knowing look/smile? is that egregious/threatening, Laurel?

― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:56 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

it's kind of gay?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:56 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

― jØrdån (omar little), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:57 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

:)

― harbl, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:57 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is there going to be a whole thing itt of cooking up champagne commercial scenarios to see if laurel is so hysterical that she would denounce them

― A B C, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 00:58 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

not for nothing cutty but the difference between reg dvds and blurays on a 23" screen is.. well there prob will be no diff really.

but then again, maybe you have a library of stuff on blu you wanna watch in bed!

― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Saturday, December 12, 2009 1:08 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

watching blu movies in bed, eating protein gels

― THE SAIYANS ARE A PROUD WARRIOR RACE (Lamp), Saturday, December 12, 2009 3:46 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

energy gels are carbs not protein

― robster craws (cutty), Saturday, December 12, 2009 2:05 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think that was euphemism

― leave garbage snickers eat snickers leave garbage (jeff), Saturday, December 12, 2009 2:21 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cuss you guyz some more, btw

ie, shut up about me already

Dr Morps

there is the theory of the Morbius: a twist in the fabric of ilx where lols become a loop

where lols become a loop
where lols become a loop
where lols become a loop
where lols become a loop
where lols become a loop
where lols become a loop
where lols become a loop
where lols become a loop

hahaha

Anomalies do happen. I had a girlfriend in high school that seemed to have no clitoris whatsoever. Neither of us could find it. We broke out medical books, which were handy since her father was a doctor. We solidly identified the place where the clitoris ought to be, by all rights, but we were both denied its discovery. It was the Quivira of clits. It was the Clitoris of the Sierra Madre.

― kenan, Monday, December 14, 2009 10:48 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

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― max, Monday, December 14, 2009 10:50 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lmfao

http://www.wolfhazmat.de/images/hazmat_taining2.jpg

that was a dude, kenan

omg @ clitoris of the sierra madre.

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/gif/music/music_139.gif

"take him, dude"

but they actually do find the gold in Treasure of the Sierra Madre!!!

no clit tho

Where To Start With B. Traven?

xp - yeah but the metaphor is wrong! Tempted to post this to "Rong" because it is bothering me, I mean there are plenty of other movies/stories where people go in search of a fabled thing and don't find it.

maybe kenan's post was a prelude to a long story about how they eventually did find it, we can only "hope"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0Amt30_QVQ

xp rarely with clit-based plotlines tho

it would be like if they found the clitoris but she did not trust him to do right by it and approach it with the best intentions, and then there were bandits, and then one of them gets killed.

http://www.lib.udel.edu/ud/spec/exhibits/beckett/waiting.jpg

dudes the obv parallel here is with MALTESE FALCON

though Waiting for Godot implies a less active effort at clitoral discovery.

thinking more 'holy grail' tbh

brave brave sir kenan

Aguirre: Wrath of God

dudes the obv parallel here is with MALTESE FALCON

― donde está mia farrow, fa la la la la, la la la la (s1ocki), Monday, December 14, 2009 3:02 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

what did he do with the fake one?

Conquistador Kenan, demoralized by the clitoris' non-existence, surrounded by dozens of small monkeys.

http://lililately.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/dumbos.jpg

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lol

can't believe this one took so long to happen

wha happen?

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wait I thought I did it once? dunno

this was my first time

lol u were a virgin

dude I don't have the money to take time off and fly to DC to get arrested I hate to say it

― Magnolia Caboose Babyfinger (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, December 15, 2009 3:50 AM

I will pay to have you arrested Shakey Mo, always happy to help

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, December 15, 2009 3:53 AM