final lolution

the functional equivalent of a 12 year old girl

ouch

I am If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport

-- Curt1s Stephens, Friday, February 15, 2008 12:25 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i dont know why im lolling at this but i am

it is funny!

2:03 PM 69: hey did you ever find my CDs?
2:04 PM bell_labs: ???
what cd?
69: CDeez NUTZ

a classic

i lol'd

http://board.crewcial.org/topic/251351/&r=262&images=1

A message board post funnier than anything on noize in forever. I think hstencil posts over there too.

thread i mean

this one is the most wtf
http://www.webcomicsnation.com/memberimages/week17.jpg

wow it's like xkcd with food and it's colored in
good job team

where's dom when you need him

^^ this

"since when is cheese veggie"

all the ones where they are pissed off about people trying to accomodate their self-imposed non-traditional dietary limitations but messing it up a little or god forbid PUTTING IT NEXT TO MEAT argh die

oh god i just read all of those

The thing is that I can read these as making fun of the vegans (but I know better).

even if you do read them that way it's still pretty sub-UF

i have said before -- and i will say again -- that i believe there is a strong inverse correlation between mental health and food pickiness

Yea! I don't think it is funny even read that way -- but I think UF is worse. Diesel Sweeties is pretty meh in retrospect too.

http://www.webcomicsnation.com/memberimages/week1final3.jpg

expression in the second panel awesome :D

how do I summoned Anglo-scarfy

wtf why would you go to a non-vegetarian dim sum place if you were vegan?!?

to condescend to your fellow diners

Remy, food pickiness is an evolutionary strategy for children to avoid eating unsafe food, although this mainly is an aversion to novel vegetables. I wonder....

It's fucking hard to read those. Any cartoonist should know how to letter properly.

scott posted this on February 14th, 2008 @ 4:26:07 pm
someone should photoshop the Stakes one and turn her little thought bubble into a kross and make her wearing a Skrewdriver shirt. I'd do it but I got nothing for the dialog.

http://www.webcomicsnation.com/memberimages/week8.jpg

Remy, food pickiness is an evolutionary strategy for children to avoid eating unsafe food, although this mainly is an aversion to novel vegetables. I wonder....

i really don't buy this at all, jon. i think that contemporary american diet is so impulse-driven and region/culture/habit sensitive that evolutionary advantage has little to do with meal selection.

fwiw:

the kids i know tend to pick out/avoid foods like bread or pie crust, browned edges on meat or pastries, unsweet fruits and slightly undercooked or crunchy vegetables, and fish with any flavor at all. and all of these are 'safe' foods with high nutritional content.

conversely, these same children will willingly eat custards and puddings served at room temperature, raw cookie dough, candies without detrimental nutritional value, chemical-laden snack foods, melty popsicles shared with the dog, ham sandwiches sitting in a lunchbox since breakfast, etc.... all of which -- in evolutionary terms -- are highly suspect w/r/t digestive health.

hedgehog eating a carrot

conversely, these same children will willingly eat custards and puddings served at room temperature, raw cookie dough, candies without detrimental nutritional value, chemical-laden snack foods, melty popsicles shared with the dog, ham sandwiches sitting in a lunchbox since breakfast, etc.... all of which -- in evolutionary terms -- are highly suspect w/r/t digestive health.

these are all familiar to them

A message board post funnier than anything on noize in forever. I think hstencil posts over there too.

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, February 15, 2008 11:19 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

are you nate p?

remy and jw discussing evolutionary explanations for behavior IS the final lolution

did you guys know that vegans call non-vegans "blood mouths"?

smoke more weed fellas! keeps you sharp!

or be uptight like tom!

how about one with 100 panels that show new restaurants opening up all over town and you just see the vegans aging year by year going to the same place and ordering the same thing over and over and taking every band on tour there

"blood mouths" is a predictably lame epithet

http://roicopy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/windowslivewriterheisenbergfridays-d862vegans2.jpg
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

remy doesn't even like weed!

they can call us "blood mouths" if we can call them "green shits"

they can call us whatever they want as long as we can still eat steak

I stumbled across the facebook profile of a redhead lesbian I went to school with. She lives off the L train and I haven't seen her ever. Her profile photo is a FOODSWINGS.

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER NOTICED HOW MOST VEGANS ARE FORMER CHUBSTERS

jmmvl posted this on February 14th, 2008 @ 4:16:17 pm
i wish there was one where someone asks them if cum is vegan

HAVE YOU GUYS EVER NOTICED HOW MOST VEGANS ARE FORMER CHUBSTERS

^^^ this is 125% TRUTH

i met a raw foodie at a party last weekend

there's this great vegan place near me which has awesome cheap beer.

i was sort of vaguely mean and dismissive to this chick and my girlfriend got all mad at me and i was like wtf she eats RAW FOOD

apparently potato chips count as raw food too

i had some raw food lasagna once and it was some bullllllshit

i will be into ppl with raw food diets if they live in caves and wear fur cloaks from animals theyve killed themselves