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― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

onethreadsummingupphoto

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

onephototorulethemall

― trans pacific donkey cell phone (sleep), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

― m@p (plosive), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

hey wow man, just what the wow.

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

that's going on myspace

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

omg hahahahaha gold

― rrrobyn, breeze blown meadow of cheeriness (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 17 January 2007 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

close noize board

― attack all monsters (skowly), Thursday, 18 January 2007 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

whoa nellie.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 January 2007 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

bundgee otm

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

that is rilly rilly friggin' scary.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 18 January 2007 04:36 (nineteen years ago)

omg tears

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Thursday, 18 January 2007 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

really hope adam has seen beach2.jpg

― slackety yax (H2-H4), Friday, 19 January 2007 12:26 (nineteen years ago)

A lot of them aren't so crusty anymore, though, you know? Like you go to Minneapolis and spot some face-tatooed bike-messenger folks, and yeah, crusty, but then there's plenty of well-groomed grad-student types, and ... I dunno, at this point it's like a spectrum between crusty, the guy who works at a university and listens to world music, and just average types.
-- nabisco (--...), January 24th, 2007 8:57 PM.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco in the general vicinity of the money

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

LESS NABISCO MORE AWE OVER CUTTYHORSE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

WHY IS CUTTYHORSE WEARIN' A HAT @ TH BEECH

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

STYLE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Nabisco,

Thanks for the tacos! Theresa says it was a very "otm" thing to do.

Love,

JW and the MDNC

― UART variations (ex machina), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

Gross.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

AH THE OLD MONDAY DRINK NIGHTING CLUB

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

It is so awesome how much appreciation you can scam by giving people $1.50 tacos from only a block away! I'm doing that every night from now on. Except apparently I should keep a spare bag of kosher tacos.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Who the hell keeps kosher?

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

are koalas kosher

― UART variations (ex machina), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

Let's see, they are not pork or shellfish...but I think they count as having cloven feet, so I'm gonna guess no.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

koalas have toes. does that count as cloven?

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know, I don't think anything with toes is kosher! Hold on, I'll look it up.

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Of the "beasts of the earth" (which basically refers to land mammals with the exception of swarming rodents), you may eat any animal that has cloven hooves and chews its cud. Lev. 11:3; Deut. 14:6. Any land mammal that does not have both of these qualities is forbidden. The Torah specifies that the camel, the rock badger, the hare and the pig are not kosher because each lacks one of these two qualifications. Sheep, cattle, goats and deer are kosher.

http://www.jewfaq.org/kashrut.htm

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

P.S. here's a cool trick for picking living spaces in the future. Punch your income into a calculator. Press the "minus" button (-). Now punch the rent in and press "equals" (=). A number will display on the screen. If there is a little minus sign in front of that number (-), then don't live there.
-- nabisco (--...), February 2nd, 2007 7:07 PM.

otm

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

thanks, laurel. koalas def. not kosher.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

I always miss nabisco taco nite! :(

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 February 2007 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

Gross.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 2 February 2007 21:36 (nineteen years ago)

Who the hell keeps kosher = that other super-drunk girl who hesitant to chow on a nice alcohol-absorbing taco.

― nabisco (nabisco), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

i think she really needed that taco and i don't think she was hesitant at all but felt the need to say something so she wouldn't feel as guilty!

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

Ohh, the Natalie Portman-ish one in the crewneck sweater? (As opposed to the Asian one in the 5" heels, natch.)

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

(I mean, DUH.)

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 2 February 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

i don't remember asian one in 5" heels, hmm.

r4chel is actually really awesome. she was one of my favorite people to work shows with at the pub.

― he smells something else. he don't smell honey and pears. (tehresa), Saturday, 3 February 2007 00:04 (nineteen years ago)

why did the sluts take the tacos but not nabisco's heart :(

― UART variations (ex machina), Saturday, 3 February 2007 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Dear Nabisco:

You are very OTM here:

GRRRRRRRRRRR okay I'm sorry but I get REALLY sick of that fucking argument, and will not countenance it except maybe from well-meaning 16-year-olds who just had their MINDS BLOWN by the cool English teachers they're going to get their college-app recommendations from, or MAYBE stoned college freshmen just learning the wonders of the Stoner Solipsism Bubble, because at least that's preferable to their getting their Mind Blown Explanation to the Universe(TM) from Ayn Rand or Macro-econ 101.

Our opinions are subjective, no shit; if this makes talking about them an "exercise in futility," then you are claiming that ALL HUMAN COMMUNICATION IS POINTLESS, yes, no point sharing our subjective impressions and comparing them and being interested in other people's and maybe letting other people's subjective impressions influence our own, etc. etc.

And we know for a fact you DON'T BELIEVE THAT, because you've bothered posting to a message board and trying to communicate with other people, beyond which you're STILL ALIVE, and if you honestly believed in such a bullshit anti-human fake-logical position, you would be so much better off just killing yourself and not bothering the rest of us in our alleged Solipsism Bubbles.

P.S. All those caps are not just textual emphasis and are literally me YELLING AT YOU.

nabisco on Monday, March 26, 2007 2:04 PM (31 minutes ago)

But sometimes I wonder why you take the time to type out posts like this? Is it just because you are that passionate about communication? Or are there forces inside you that make it impossible to withold OTMness when it is needed?

Fondly,

-Grady

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

haha i'm glad you posted that - b/c it's prob from one of those threads i've never even opened and prob never will

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

ah cuttyhorse

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha i forgot abt cuttyhorse
hahaha

― rrrobyn, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 01:22 (nineteen years ago)

P.S. All those caps are not just textual emphasis and are literally me YELLING AT YOU.

nabisco on Monday, March 26, 2007 2:04 PM (31 minutes ago)

sub-GZeus

― am0n, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

Dear Grady,

My delivery food was taking a while, and one of those shows after Everybody Hates Chris was kind of boring.

Also that's like the third annoying new ILM thread-starter this winter to go all smug and fake-clever and trot that out, and yes, I get really worked up about people saying that stuff, and I want to smack them around like unconscious people, because they think it's SO SMART and yet have no idea what they're saying or what it means.

Gratuitously,
Nabisco

― nabisco, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

what food did you get and was it yummy? i had ravioli tonight.

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

Kimchee udon and black milk bubble tea. It was fine -- I think I eat there too often to ever get excited about it.

― nabisco, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 04:06 (nineteen years ago)

nabisco,

you are somewhat quiet on the topic of cuttyhorse.jpg upthread. can you share your thoughts on the implications of this terrifying leap forward in photoshoppery?

regards,

― haitch, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

when will we see you fap again? i ate a cheeseburger but u were not there!

― JW, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 06:00 (nineteen years ago)

dear nabisco,

have you read any pragmatists? i thought you may have based on that dero/xgau/etc thread. your posts seem like you went to graduate school or something, but i don't know what you would have studied.

― artdamages, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 11:31 (nineteen years ago)

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