OMG ALLY WONKA
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean uh W0NKA
though i blame sparkmatch for summer of bummers guy eh...
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah i dunno why i'm googleproofing that
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
wtf is "sparksmatch"
ok it's happy hour and taco time. later dudes.
tehresa, aren't weddings supposed to be good places to find dates?
I've always heard this. On account of the fact that everyone is feeling insane and given access to unlimited alcohol.
― Jon Lewis, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link
sparkmatch was a social networking site started by thespark before it became cliffsnotes 2.0
― tehresa, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
okcupid is where i found dude who will be my wedding gaydate (cuet CT metalhead music writer dude)
i'm pretty sure sparkmatch was bought out, then the ppl who made sparkmatch went on to develop okcupid
― elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
i thought it was when you hooked up with someone drunk on sparks
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link
"your kisses taste like pez"
― deej, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link
i should have tried to make a "sparksmatch" in the vip d-bags area on saturday
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link
i want lots of drugs and alcohol.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link
good 2nd date = mustard tasting
― Jordan, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link
is that a euphemism?
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link
i'll never tell
― Jordan, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link
"your kisses taste like dijon"
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link
gross
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link
i shudder to think what w0nka's tattoo was
― gff, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link
gobstopping
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link
it said "destiny" in swirly gay-ass letters, i kid you not, it's like he got airbrushed at the t-shirt booth in the elizabeth mall or something.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
haha
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
god i am so glad i dont have any tattoos
haha ok now we need to know where it was i think
― sleep, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link
^strongo otm
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link
THIGH
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link
tho guys always like chix with awful tattoos
i have basically had hundreds and hundreds of terrible dates, it's probably good that i was removed from the market
i shudder to think what stupid stuff i would have thought was "poetic" or "important" to permanently scar myself with when i was 20
xxpost yeah i know
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
-- bell_labs
RONG
― sleep, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i knew a girl who had an ex who had a tattoo of the boy scout fleur de lis, but inside it was the dave matthew's band dancing thing logo.
― gff, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
i do vaguely regret never getting the admiral akbar tattoo
i have a fleur de lis
― Jordan, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link
no boy scouts or dmb though
― Jordan, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
I V STRONGLY REGRET JESS NOT GETTING THAT ADMIRAL AKBAR
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
well dudes aren't usually actively turned off by tattoos
i'm so not a tattoo person tho, it would just be RONG
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:53 (sixteen years ago) link
i always told my mom if she ever pissed me off really bad i would get it
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
IT'S A TRAP
― gff, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
she HATES tattoos. she once had a dream where she removed an ex of mine's tattoo with a cheese grater
my mom pisses me off all the time, hence all the tattoos
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link
you guys need to come back to college
― max, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
guys should i blow off work right now y/n
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
y i'm about to do so
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link
should i
a.) go to bar to look for bad dates b.) go to target to ride the cart escalator c.) go home
― strongohulkington, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:56 (sixteen years ago) link
dude it's 6 where you are y y y
xp y to all three of those i guess
― gff, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link
b b b b b b b
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link
combine all three in an interesting way
― max, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link
look for dates while you do b
like, take the cart escalator home with a bad date
go to target and pick up a milf
― bell_labs, Wednesday, 11 July 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link