you just freaked out our director of LOLs

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some tim and eric shit right there

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 27 October 2009 14:21 (sixteen years ago)

SACRAMENTO, Calif. -- Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger typically attaches a message to bills he signs or vetoes telling lawmakers why he took the action.

A Democratic assemblyman who heckled the governor during a recent event in San Francisco actually received two messages: the veto letter itself and a not-so-subtle rebuke creatively hidden within it.

Like a find-the-word puzzle, the second message was visible by stringing together the first letter of each line down the left-hand margin.

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gen/114612/original.jpg

― am0n, Wednesday, 28 October 2009 14:37 (sixteen years ago)

To the Members of the California State Assembly:

Allow me to break the ice. My name is Freeze. Learn it well. For it's the chilling sound of your doom. I'm afraid my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy. I am sending this bill to the cooler. If revenge is a dish best served cold, then put on your Sunday finest. It's time to feast!

Ice to see you!

Sincerely (when Hell freezes over),

Gov. Freeze

― richard belzer (jeff), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

I just went to put that in the LOLs thread and here it is already; mission accomplished

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 October 2009 16:04 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOQJN8FrxtI

― jaxon, Thursday, 29 October 2009 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/28/ap/strange/main5437383.shtml

― cutty, Thursday, 29 October 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

very FAIL

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 October 2009 17:43 (sixteen years ago)

helicopter boyz = noize

― :) :) :) (Curt1s Stephens), Thursday, 29 October 2009 17:56 (sixteen years ago)

helicopter boyz > balloon boy

― Cosmic Ugg (S-), Friday, 30 October 2009 00:05 (sixteen years ago)

helicopter boys = beaver boys

― richard belzer (jeff), Friday, 30 October 2009 00:10 (sixteen years ago)

see, i got called out in character for that!

― I AM NOT ONE TO PURSUE GAME, MY FRIEND - NO, INDEED. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 October 2009 02:29 (sixteen years ago)

helicopter boyz noize

― moonship journey to baja, Friday, 30 October 2009 14:26 (sixteen years ago)

helicopter boyz are #1 quality dance group

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

Asked why she listed herself as a "buxom blonde," her lawyer told the paper, "I guess if she put 'little bridge troll' nobody would respond."

http://www.cbsnews.com/blogs/2009/10/28/crimesider/entry5436364.shtml

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

"It was a variation of 'will work for food.' It doesn't mean she was a prostitute.'"

― am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:07 (sixteen years ago)

prostitutes don't work for food?

― am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:08 (sixteen years ago)

crack is food, right? Or is it an emotion?

― i ? sauces (╓abies), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

it's a state of mind

― Yo, Lout! (darraghmac), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:12 (sixteen years ago)

You're talking about a 43-year-old woman who was overcome by Phillies fever

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:18 (sixteen years ago)

should of posted that to you just freaked out our director of LOLs

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)

cbs news blog just killing it today

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/29/ap/strange/main5454626.shtml

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:29 (sixteen years ago)

ha, obv meant ayo lets go phillies get me a fukkin tastykake

― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Friday, 30 October 2009 15:30 (sixteen years ago)

http://whatsupshutup.ytmnd.com/

― am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 15:32 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CbH7pCBmhA

― iiiijjjj, Friday, 30 October 2009 16:18 (sixteen years ago)

lol, way to milk it

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― goole, Friday, 30 October 2009 18:38 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/10/no-mask-no-problem-suspects-use-permanent-marker.html

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/w_Iowa320x200.jpg
How do you spell dumb?

With a permanent black marker, according to the police chief of a small Iowa town where two men allegedly used a marker -- instead of a mask or stocking -- to disguise their faces before trying to break into a home.

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2009/10/no-mask-no-problem-suspects-use-permanent-marker.html

― i got nothin (deej), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:21 (sixteen years ago)

that makes me so mad

― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)

well that just solved me costume problem

― how rad bandit (gbx), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:26 (sixteen years ago)

me --> my

i am not a british

― how rad bandit (gbx), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:27 (sixteen years ago)

oi guvnah get me black markuh

― jØrdån (omar little), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:28 (sixteen years ago)

maybe they were disguised as lovable chimney sweeps

― how rad bandit (gbx), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)

dying @ this

― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Friday, 30 October 2009 21:33 (sixteen years ago)

didnt i already post that

― cutty, Friday, 30 October 2009 21:39 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/10/28/ap/strange/main5437383.shtml

― cutty, Thursday, October 29, 2009 1:43 PM (Yesterday)

― am0n, Friday, 30 October 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

i didn't click it because i thought it was news

― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Friday, 30 October 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

i hate incompetent criminals. if you're gonna flaunt society's rules at least do it right. douchetards.

― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Friday, 30 October 2009 23:45 (sixteen years ago)

i want to start a business that teaches people how to do crimes properly

― Peepoop Patel (harbl), Friday, 30 October 2009 23:46 (sixteen years ago)

― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Friday, 30 October 2009 23:50 (sixteen years ago)

little miss perfect crimes

― estela, Friday, 30 October 2009 23:51 (sixteen years ago)

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/86882-4/Whiteboy_misses_dunk.gif

― am0n, Saturday, 31 October 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

hahahah

― a goon boy (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 31 October 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

haw!

― how rad bandit (gbx), Saturday, 31 October 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dcv5iphkec

― i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Monday, 2 November 2009 02:33 (sixteen years ago)

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_v-zWDIlT3zQ/Such4mFookI/AAAAAAAAE4U/JwWHS5MJeV0/s1600-h/owned_by_friends.jpg

― cutty, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 15:35 (sixteen years ago)

Whiteboys_scurrying_little_feet.gif

― goole, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 16:39 (sixteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cats_with_fraudulent_diplomas

― luol deng (am0n), Wednesday, 4 November 2009 16:53 (sixteen years ago)

best URL of 2009

― caek, Wednesday, 4 November 2009 17:04 (sixteen years ago)

http://s2.buzzfeed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2009/11/4/16/obscene-street-corner-22827-1257369293-20.jpg

i'll meet you at the corner of cumming and semen

― cutty, Thursday, 5 November 2009 16:28 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/99005

― cutty, Thursday, 5 November 2009 18:17 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.lamebook.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/q3.png

dying @ this

― Bobby Wo (max), Friday, 6 November 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

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