zing

At least Tony Wilson's new record label has its first signing.

-- Dom Passantino, Friday, August 10, 2007 7:54 PM (4 days ago) Bookmark Link

zinging tony wilson, i guess. but nonetheless very hilarious.

Too soon.

Too British.

Too much of a reach.

I don't even get it.

flogging sacred cows like dead horses for your weak lols since 2002

Explain the joke to me, plz.

He's saying Amy Winehouse is about to croak, so then she'll be the first signing to etc etc

That's a zing?

Patton Oswalt vs. Carrot Top zings in this one are awesome zings:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHaRu5yzeaY

sooo many zings in the flava roast. show was really really hilarious.

somehow i suspect that one wasn't endorsed by the Friar's Club

wiki: Starting in 1998, Comedy Central started to air roasts by the New York Friars' Club, which they did annually until 2002. For unknown reasons, they did not air the Friars' Club roasts anymore and started producing their own roasts. The first one featured Dennis Leary being roasted, which aired on August 10, 2003. The next one didn't air for over one and a half years, until March 20, 2005, where Jeff Foxworthy was roasted. That same year, on August 14, 2005, Pamela Anderson was roasted. From that point on, a new roast has aired every year in August, featuring William Shatner on August 20, 2006 and Flavor Flav, which aired on August 12, 2007

unknown reasons

WIKI: During a 2003 roast of Denis Leary, comedian Lenny Clarke, a friend of Leary's, said there was a carton of cigarettes backstage from Bill Hicks with the message, "Wish I had gotten these to you sooner." This joke was cut from the final broadcast.[12]

"Chuck D wanted to be here tonight, but the D stands for Dignity"

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

that clip is hardcore good times.

"flavor of love .... I didn't know syphilis HAD a flavor"

that one floored me

"bill maher must be exhausted!"

lols

i <3 patton

tauntaun carcass

that's some cutting psychological analysis for someone whose face you've seen 3/5 of

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, August 8, 2007 12:43 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc.

wtf i watched it this morning

god it's almost like it got taken down after that

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Viacom International Inc.

wtf i watched it this morning

-- Don Gorgon, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:21 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

god it's almost like it got taken down after that

-- ^@^, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 2:52 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

tauntaun carcass

oh yes, THIS was the best line.

Kimmel: "Chris Benoit is a better father"

Ice cold.

omg that "b. mikes" thread. A+ to us all.

also "meeting guys" and "hooking up with guys" are two totally different things. Sure you can't have one without the other, but all the former requires is usually being young and female (because men are disgusting and will basically hit on anything young with boobs and purty hayur), while the latter requires that the young woman in questions make some qualitative decisions about said pool of men.

-- Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:25 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this is real science you're dropping. tell me, do you have any theories about men liking sport and women enjoying a good day's shopping?

-- Ronan, Wednesday, August 15, 2007 11:27 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

you just got zinged shamrock style bitch

who is kenan's gf? he says she posts on ilx.

-- chaki, Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:07 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

i think he means jaymc

-- strongohulkington, Thursday, August 16, 2007 8:13 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol old ilx

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, August 16, 2007 2:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

IT'S THE SAME

-- mark s, Thursday, August 16, 2007 2:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

its not the same, mark. for one jess and ally dont talk like Lou1s J@gger anymore.

-- chaki, Thursday, August 16, 2007 9:51 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

WAU

THATS the zing that gets the caps locked WAU? from YOU?! oh come on.

I AM A WEREWOLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:36 (4 years ago) Link

Settle down there, slick.
-- luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:37 (4 years ago) Link

AWWW!HHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
-- conner Smedley (gsc660), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:38 (4 years ago) Link

Since we're on the last phase of the moon right now, shouldn't you really just be a normal (however loosely you'd like to use the term) person just to save your strength for the full moon around the 14th?
-- luna (luna.c), Friday, 31 January 2003 23:41 (4 years ago) Link

A

she should know, she's luna

Weirdly, I was looking up Mia Sara on IMDB last night and discovered she's been married twice, the first time to Sean Connery's son and the second to Jim Henson's son.

-- jaymc, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 9:25 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

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most boring weird thing ever!

-- mark s, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 9:26 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I'm only surprised it wasn't Ethan that posted that.

Nicole, as a singer, is an order of magnitude more versatile than Amerie.

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, August 21, 2007 10:55 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

amerie is, however, probably versatile enough that she doesnt have to use the phrase "order of magnitude" everytime she wants to say something.

-- r|t|c, Wednesday, August 22, 2007 12:06 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Let's leave tuomas alone and see how he evolves, shall we? After all, he's not retarded.

-- kenan, Thursday, 23 August 2007 07:01 (2 hours ago) Link

Expert testimony there.

-- Noodle Vague, Thursday, 23 August 2007 07:12 (2 hours ago) Link

those last two are great.

recently, a drunken customer made a direct comment about my "nice tits" and then asked me if i minded/thought anyone would notice, if he had a wank under the table. to which i replied with something like "that's fine, and long as you don't mind me adding $100 to your bill".

-- Rubyredd, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:47 (49 minutes ago) Link

jon had his birthday at applebees already?!

-- and what, Thursday, 23 August 2007 13:50 (47 minutes ago) Link

the elusive two birds with one stone zing

2 birds w/1 zing

i'm lebanese but my personality is amerrrican. i like america, just not american trash. american woman jabbing ppl and screaming "faggot" in a hotel cuz she got embarrassed = american trash. faggot shouldn't be treated lightly, and neither should arguing against it - because wherever you or i may live or whoever we may know, there are still plenty of ppl living in plenty o places that do use the word faggot and the like to great detriment.

though the plain and simple notion of human equality shouldn't need a medal to encourage it (self-righteousness etc.), still these days, as a gay man, i find it worthy of praise.

-- Surmounter, Sunday, May 27, 2007 6:15 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

did you find ILX through oink invites?

-- sanskrit, Sunday, May 27, 2007 7:19 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

thx 4 da description, blogger

-- luriqua, Sunday, August 26, 2007 3:31 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i don't blog, i actually get paid.

-- M@tt He1ges0n, Sunday, August 26, 2007 9:32 AM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

Paul Barman is funny doodz lighten up.

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, October 3, 2006 5:53 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

great now i'm being schooled in humor by Hurting

-- am0n (am0n), Tuesday, October 3, 2006 10:53 AM (10 months ago) Bookmark Link

it wouldnt be too hard to write a script for it, would it?

i play random thread sometimes by just fucking with the threadid value un the url. not truly random because you know wether you're getting a relativley old or new thread, but still serves its purpose.

-- gr8080, Thursday, August 2, 2007 2:58 AM (Thursday, August 2, 2007 2:58 AM) Bookmark Link

man you must get bored

-- sanskrit, Monday, August 27, 2007 4:23 PM (Monday, August 27, 2007 4:23 PM) Bookmark Link

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Not the zingiest zing, but I love the 25 day gap in between posts.