joking
― Matt P, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 05:30 (seventeen years ago)
LJ, your thoughts?
― caek, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 11:06 (seventeen years ago)
― caek, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 11:06 (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Wednesday, 15 October 2008 12:34 (seventeen years ago)
haha
― caek, Wednesday, 15 October 2008 17:56 (seventeen years ago)
Stadium Star [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
Palin didn't need Greek columns. People react to her because they believe she represents what the Greeks established.
― and what, Saturday, October 18, 2008 7:31 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Anal sex?
― Carrie Bradshaw Layfield (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, October 18, 2008 7:33 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark
― m coleman, Monday, 20 October 2008 09:24 (seventeen years ago)
No president in my lifetime has grown in the job, except malevolently.
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 9:39 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Maybe you're the problem.
― Kerm, Tuesday, October 14, 2008 9:47 AM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― and what, Monday, 20 October 2008 15:00 (seventeen years ago)
and what, if you think that's crazy talk, I welcome you to poo-poo the idea and snap me out of it. seriously.
― Woman Who Force Madonna At House Party To Make Bold Statement (Mackro Mackro), Monday, October 20, 2008 12:27 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
thinking maybe the burden of proof is on the guy who thinks there'll be snipers at polling places??
― and what, Monday, October 20, 2008 4:39 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― latebloomer, Monday, 20 October 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)
thank God for this thread, huh
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 20 October 2008 21:13 (seventeen years ago)
i thought you were an athiest
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Monday, 20 October 2008 21:42 (seventeen years ago)
Oh man, one of the first times I ever drank any alcohol was when during recess I found a six-pack of Zima next to some used condoms in the parking lot. Some other kids dared me to drink some and I accepted the challenge by taking a few swigs. That incident haunted me through all of middle school.
RIP
― latebloomer, Monday, October 20, 2008 10:12 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
you should clarify your post a little
― goole, Monday, October 20, 2008 10:17 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― latebloomer, Monday, 20 October 2008 22:32 (seventeen years ago)
grady bringin' the Morbz zings before a live studio audience
― MacElby's Puddin'© (stevie), Monday, 20 October 2008 23:44 (seventeen years ago)
lol the latebloomer one
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 04:54 (seventeen years ago)
guys these are excelsiors, not zings. /lj
― highly theoretical, of course. (tehresa), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 05:48 (seventeen years ago)
lj gets all bitch-mode when you post zings in the excelsior thread too tho
― Teddy Riley (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 05:49 (seventeen years ago)
he's nothing to be afraid of, Teddy Riley
― goole, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 05:58 (seventeen years ago)
I don't think anyone said otherwise
― Teddy Riley (The Reverend), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 05:59 (seventeen years ago)
slocki coming correct:
OK I sort of relented. I noticed a MAJOR OFFICE CHAIN selling the now "out of date" models at a marked down price and I managed to convince them to throw in an extra meg of RAM too. So I did make the great crossover (so I don't have to replace THIS too soon hopefully unlike a PC laptop which would have become bloated as fuck in five minutes anyway) despite my annoyance. You can't win with anyone...but my new "old" MacBook sure is nice.
― its cool bro i'm a rugby league player (King Boy Pato), Saturday, October 18, 2008 5:58 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
wow, an extra meg of ram. you must be a real power user.
― s1ocki, Saturday, October 18, 2008 11:31 AM (3 days ago) Bookmark
― jordan s (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 06:47 (seventeen years ago)
also, the way the 'gay invasion' was feared by the working-class Irish in the nabe in ways somewhat like racial integration elsewhere. (so Milk made his first political deals with Teamsters, firemen, etc)
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, October 21, 2008 12:31 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
You mean he compromised and dealt with other groups in order to ensure greater visibility and political possibilities? Who knew!
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, October 21, 2008 12:34 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― ☑ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 17:59 (seventeen years ago)
just call it bash Morbs thread, cocksuckers?
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 20:37 (seventeen years ago)
don't turn into a jagger dude!!
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2007/10/08-15/mick_jagger.jpg
― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 21 October 2008 20:48 (seventeen years ago)
well played
― the whoopi goldberg variations (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 21 October 2008 23:15 (seventeen years ago)
Sigh, I guess life must be pointless. Funny. I feel kinda happy for pointlessness, though.
― Hello Cthulhu (kate), Tuesday, March 21, 2006 10:30 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
LIFE IS POINTLESS ONCE YOU ARE OLD UGLY AND PRONE TO VIOLENT MOOD SWINGS DUE TO YOUR ROTTING WOMB
― R.I.P. Concrete Octopus ]-`: is a guy with a belly button piercing (ex machina), Tuesday, March 21, 2006 10:32 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― and what, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 19:59 (seventeen years ago)
ilXor.com
User has been successfully banned for 9 days.Return to Front Page
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 20:02 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.joelfroomkin.com/images/latest%20poster.JPG
― velko, Wednesday, 22 October 2008 20:15 (seventeen years ago)
O MY GOD NINE DAYS YOU BETTA HAVE MORE SAKI
― Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 22 October 2008 20:50 (seventeen years ago)
great ideas captainlorax, luckily i am the president of sony, please give me your address and i will send a limousine filled with scientists to help you build your machine, and babes
― max, Thursday, October 23, 2008 2:25 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― milling through the grinder, grinding through the mill (S-), Thursday, 23 October 2008 04:24 (seventeen years ago)
Workplace Spouses
― 100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Saturday, 25 October 2008 08:48 (seventeen years ago)
oh shi--
― goole, Saturday, 25 October 2008 14:29 (seventeen years ago)
estela!!
― s1ocki, Saturday, 25 October 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)
There should be a hall of fame for first post ILX zings.
― jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 October 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)
http://images.usatoday.com/life/_photos/2005/10/04/inside-dvd-streetcar2.jpg
― Tyrone Quattlebaum (Hurting 2), Saturday, 25 October 2008 17:11 (seventeen years ago)
― jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, October 25, 2008 5:31 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
was thinking about this lately. or maybe just threads with first posts/ replies of value
― ♪☺♫☻ (gr8080), Sunday, 26 October 2008 05:19 (seventeen years ago)
I'll start it.
― jigglepanda.gif (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 26 October 2008 05:38 (seventeen years ago)
23. T/S: "Clit-on" vs "Girly hard-on"?
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:24 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
That should be 26 but whatevs.
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:26 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
"mirage"
― estela, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:30 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Well, what one do you have when reading my posts?
― King Boy Pato, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:37 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
your posts usually provoke quite dry responses from people, esteban.
― estela, Wednesday, January 9, 2008 12:56 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― MacElby's Puddin'© (stevie), Sunday, 26 October 2008 20:24 (seventeen years ago)
Grunge was the middle of the 90s. The 90s began around 1986-87 with the synthpop bands losing popularity while Run DMC discovered guitars and house music got massive. They haven't ended yet.
― Geir Hongro, Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:45 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
(and will not end until hip-hop becomes roughly as relevant as prog rock was in 1985)
― Geir Hongro, Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:45 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
grunge was the finale of 80s US underground rock culture something you know less about than most things, which is saying something
― M@tt He1ges0n, Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:46 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Killing Jokes Bruv (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:53 (seventeen years ago)
I think I prefer the factual zings these days tbh. Little classier.
― Killing Jokes Bruv (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Saturday, 1 November 2008 00:54 (seventeen years ago)
: { close thread. i'm going to bed.
― burt_stanton groove machine (burt_stanton), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:43 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
don't wake up.
― BYE! GOOD (latebloomer), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 12:45 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Whiney G. VanWyngarden, one half of indie duo MGMT (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:10 (seventeen years ago)
lol
― jaxon, Wednesday, 5 November 2008 07:30 (seventeen years ago)
the writing will be as equally frustrating. it'll just make me want to read tim finney's 500, or matos's or tom ewing's 500, rather than 10-20 scattered entries in a book rammed full of shit indie kid purple prose (ie it'll be like pfork itself in book form!! except it won't make my computer crash at least)
― lex pretend, Thursday, 6 November 2008 19:27 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
also yeah wtf is the point of "month in grime/techno/whatever" columns when you don't think enough of the genres to represent them in a self-declaring all-encompassing project like this?? but somehow find the room for fucking nonentities like "band of horses" and "jens lekman" and actually ghastly shit like art brut???
ok whatever i don't care. fucking pfork though, get it out of my face.
― lex pretend, Thursday, 6 November 2008 19:30 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
that you care too much is your cross to bear, you brave soul.
― some dude, Thursday, 6 November 2008 19:36 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Thursday, 6 November 2008 19:41 (seventeen years ago)
i will weigh in with the idea that breasts and genitals are much more exciting when you don't see them flopping about in the open all day long
Suggest Ban Permalink― NURSES! WE AT FRUIT AT WORK! (John Justen), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 8:36 AM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
we were talking about four year olds
Suggest Ban Permalink― the perfect blovian move (gbx), Wednesday, November 5, 2008 8:37 AM Bookmark
― ¯\(°_o)/¯ (The Reverend), Friday, 7 November 2008 07:41 (seventeen years ago)
*flop*
― ban or astroban? (Curt1s Stephens), Friday, 7 November 2008 07:48 (seventeen years ago)
Kerry is just bad as a candidate. (and is often more liberal than The One)
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, November 6, 2008 10:17 AM (6 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
don't you mean That One, morbs?
― gabbneb, Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:18 PM Bookmark
oh snap
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Thursday, November 6, 2008 3:20 PM Bookmark
― moonship journey to baja, Saturday, 8 November 2008 07:40 (seventeen years ago)
u assholes, he was talking about Neo
― jaxon, Saturday, 8 November 2008 09:59 (seventeen years ago)
hang on where did i put my oreo
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:07 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Vanilla Ice? No wait, that's reverse oreo...
― Pantheism F. Mohair (res), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:08 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
no wait, he's a reverse oreo with white cream on the inside too
― Pantheism F. Mohair (res), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:09 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
wtf at the oreo shit
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:32 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
The oreo shit was a bit of stupid wordplay on my part, basically referring to Matos' suggestion.
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:40 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Wasn't talking about you, LJ, more res and his unnecessary Vanilla Ice comment.
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:49 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Sorry Black Seinfeld. My bad.
― Pantheism F. Mohair (res), Monday, November 10, 2008 2:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 November 2008 19:54 (seventeen years ago)
hahaha
― Black Seinfeld (HI DERE), Monday, 10 November 2008 19:55 (seventeen years ago)
self pwn by display name
― SNAKES! (ice crӕm), Monday, 10 November 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)
passive aggression at its very finest, i lol'd
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 19:58 (seventeen years ago)
Bonus: I read that thread twice and still have no fucking idea why LJ is talking about oreos
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, 10 November 2008 20:09 (seventeen years ago)
more obvious -> MBVious
hence LOVELESS
fleh
― restraint and blindness (Just got offed), Monday, 10 November 2008 20:11 (seventeen years ago)