I just watched a commercial where a voiceover says you can tell how grown up your kid is by seeing how well they clean themselves in the bathroom and then a cartoon bear stares into a tiny pair of tig

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That's going to be way too long but fuck you charmin and your shit encrusted primary colored bear children

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:58 (six years ago) Permalink

I just watched a commercial where a voiceover says you can tell how grown up your kid is by seeing how well they clean themselves in the bathroom and then a cartoon bear stares into a tiny pair of tighty whites and then I die inside.

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:59 (six years ago) Permalink

There we go

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:59 (six years ago) Permalink

these commercials deeply offend me too

paula boradwell (crüt), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 05:59 (six years ago) Permalink

Fuck this monstrous world

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 06:00 (six years ago) Permalink

Here's a hint: if your commercial would get you arrested if it were done with real humans instead of cartoon bears, do not make that commercial.

Me order! Me Fieri! Me run Flavortown! (jjjusten), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 06:05 (six years ago) Permalink

Charmin commercials rally make me want to kill everything and everyone

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 18:42 (six years ago) Permalink

also for whatever reason I assumed the cut off portion of this thread was "tiger tits"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 18:46 (six years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2sMuVPMkkk
that's it that's it that's it that's it I really love your tiger tits

Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 18:54 (six years ago) Permalink

Toilet paper marketing stands out as particularly bizarre in the already quite bizarre world of marketing. I think they think that the public has a much more intimate relationship with their bathroom tissue (Are you an over or an under? Do you have your roll sitting out like a savage or do you use a cozy, and what folksy euphemism do you use to describe your TP cozy usage?) than they actually do. Which just lends further credence to my theory that ad people are grown in vats and kept in isolation and are only aware of the existence of other people through exposure to marketing data and other commercials/ads.

Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:26 (six years ago) Permalink

btw there is a commercial out there that challenges this one for worst poop-related commercial ever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlwOVHP7ngM

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:39 (six years ago) Permalink

i hate commercials

cereal and yogurt commercials are the absolute worst

passion it person (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:40 (six years ago) Permalink

I am certain there has never been a yogurt commercial that involved a bear boggling into some underwear

not even Activia has fallen that low

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:42 (six years ago) Permalink

I am also mildly offended (and definitely embarrassed) by the focus-grouped word "chobani"

passion it person (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:42 (six years ago) Permalink

if you like great grains cereal, you better be a 40-something woman standing in a field of wheat who cares about herself and her family
it's not that there's poop or bears involved, but they're just

passion it person (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:43 (six years ago) Permalink

they're just awful

passion it person (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:43 (six years ago) Permalink

what the hell

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:46 (six years ago) Permalink

the Activia Jamie Lee Curtis commercials just make me physically uncomfortable

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:47 (six years ago) Permalink

that's because you ate so much yogurt

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7275/7121683021_b4fb7d9a87.jpg

passion it person (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:50 (six years ago) Permalink

i just find it hard to believe that people hang out at Jamie Lee's house to talk about how often they poop

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:51 (six years ago) Permalink

"never tried"

passion it person (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:51 (six years ago) Permalink

She never it.

Come Into My Layer (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:54 (six years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfK3o_OclgU

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:58 (six years ago) Permalink

see also commercials for

-- air freshener
-- cleaning products
-- anything that "mom knows best"

passion it person (La Lechera), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:00 (six years ago) Permalink

See the Velvet brand toilet roll commercials titled 'Love Your Bum'.

Dermot O'Leary, picks up the rice in a church where a wedding has been (snoball), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:02 (six years ago) Permalink


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