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This is my favorite sentence fragment thread title when viewing ILX via Zing. What is yours?

DJP, Thursday, 24 February 2011 03:18 (seven years ago) Permalink

haha i have also enjoyed that one. i am still a child.

O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:01 (seven years ago) Permalink

lowbrow five!

DJP, Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

GG Allin, 'Parse My Fuc'

but cheese and chips excites me (snoball), Thursday, 24 February 2011 20:53 (seven years ago) Permalink

It kind of sounds like something GG would have written if he was a programmer working for IBM. Think of the songs he could write for their corporate songbook, like 'Byte It You Scum'.

but cheese and chips excites me (snoball), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:41 (seven years ago) Permalink

someone keep these puns from snoballing any further

richard melville hell (crüt), Thursday, 24 February 2011 21:49 (seven years ago) Permalink

POLL: Elias Koteas vs. Christ

goth barbershop quartet (DJP), Tuesday, 1 March 2011 13:06 (seven years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

zenlike koans i have seen em

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 12:44 (seven years ago) Permalink

hahahahahhaaaa! thats great

I dream of vodka sandwich (jjjusten), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:37 (seven years ago) Permalink

ILXOR HOUSEPROUD DOME

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 21:31 (seven years ago) Permalink

also a dark horse:

No question...this team fuckin

CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 21:32 (seven years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

A Thread for Posting Brutally

beemer, I mean BIMMER douchebag (DJP), Saturday, 3 September 2011 06:27 (seven years ago) Permalink

Thread of pictures of real chin

let me save you some time - yes, you are probably anti-semantic (jjjusten), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:33 (seven years ago) Permalink

jenny mccarthy wants your ki

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:38 (seven years ago) Permalink

Attn musicians: Do you make

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Thursday, 8 September 2011 12:22 (seven years ago) Permalink

yo stet how about some subs

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Thursday, 15 September 2011 13:55 (seven years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

Request for information: a ho

I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Thursday, 9 February 2012 13:34 (six years ago) Permalink

Would you buy music from arti

●-● (ledge), Thursday, 9 February 2012 14:11 (six years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

mixtape for after you get hard

I need new, hip khakis (DJP), Friday, 20 April 2012 22:18 (six years ago) Permalink

The official bored-at-work cry

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 13:41 (six years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

good places to set up a colon

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 16 August 2012 16:35 (six years ago) Permalink

The arse-end of town might be a good location.

no-one seemed to hear him so he leafed through a magazine (snoball), Thursday, 16 August 2012 16:39 (six years ago) Permalink

The official bored-at-work cry

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Saturday, 25 August 2012 16:37 (six years ago) Permalink

Google autocorrect is pretty

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 27 August 2012 21:39 (six years ago) Permalink

Aw

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Monday, 27 August 2012 21:39 (six years ago) Permalink

five months pass...

Artists you are certain are ass

Ima R.A.E.D. (DJP), Thursday, 14 February 2013 23:38 (five years ago) Permalink

Strictly 4 My Underground Ho

my super interesting Kant story (DJP), Thursday, 28 February 2013 14:57 (five years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Recommend me some Israeli

Elvis was a hero to most but he never her (ledge), Thursday, 18 April 2013 10:43 (five years ago) Permalink

why have i not seen this thread before?

pssstttt, Hey you (dog latin), Thursday, 18 April 2013 13:24 (five years ago) Permalink

since I started this thread I'm decreeing that we can include display names as well, solely because of this one:

I have many lovely lacy nig...derizer)

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 14:01 (five years ago) Permalink

Hahahahahahaha

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 17:12 (five years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

20 Signs You're At A Bear Poo

click here to start exploding (ledge), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 13:57 (five years ago) Permalink

haha I was going to post this

"Post-Oven" (DJP), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 03:05 (five years ago) Permalink

lol I saw that this morning: o_0

eau de feet (sic), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 03:29 (five years ago) Permalink

Best Oil That Isn't Olive or But

goddammit, so close

THE WORINÐLVE (DJP), Tuesday, 6 August 2013 20:16 (five years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Let me introduce you to my ex

Which is full of me posting pictures of my baby O_O

O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Friday, 20 September 2013 04:58 (five years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

yo stet how about some subs

dying

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:32 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Divock Okoth Origi (Kenyan English: [diˈvɔk ɔˈkɔθ oˈrigi] ( listen); born 18 April 1995) is a Belgian professional footballer who plays for Liverpool and the Belgian national team as a forward. He is the son of former Kenyan professional footballer Mike Origi and cousin of Kenyan international footballer Arnold Origi.

There was Bjork from Iceland and Alanis Morissette from Canada (onimo), Friday, 29 May 2015 11:22 (three years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

defend the indefensible: JAG

put a skronk ornette (wins), Friday, 12 June 2015 15:36 (three years ago) Permalink

please help me eat my fuc

No Darts Or Chasms In The Classroom (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 June 2015 15:39 (three years ago) Permalink

wins wins

I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Friday, 12 June 2015 16:39 (three years ago) Permalink

the time is now 8:59

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 June 2015 16:55 (three years ago) Permalink

Thread for middle-aged ladies d...

johnny crunch, Saturday, 13 June 2015 01:43 (three years ago) Permalink

yo stet how about some subs

omg yes

johnny crunch, Saturday, 13 June 2015 01:44 (three years ago) Permalink

dying at that one

ciderpress, Saturday, 13 June 2015 03:16 (three years ago) Permalink

i don't have zing but this thread is A++

rip van wanko, Saturday, 13 June 2015 03:43 (three years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

the meme which will have bee

syphilis sive morbus cameronus (wins), Monday, 21 September 2015 17:31 (three years ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

Album Covers featuring Yawn
Songs that sound like Donkey
So - what about this neo-shoe

ledge, Monday, 19 October 2015 12:52 (three years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

Please recommend some goo

ledge, Wednesday, 27 January 2016 13:37 (two years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

Good sex sounds just like ma

mario vargis loosa (wins), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 12:25 (two years ago) Permalink

^^^ outstanding

DJP, Wednesday, 1 June 2016 17:29 (two years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

RIP

meh 😐 (wins), Sunday, 11 September 2016 17:01 (two years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

yo stet how about some subs

waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Saturday, 18 March 2017 04:03 (one year ago) Permalink

one year passes...

Parse THIS, fuc

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:56 (four months ago) Permalink


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