Batman's Boner

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Just when you thought ILC couldn't get more juvenile!

http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/6.html

Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:21 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i am hyperventilating now

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 4 March 2005 00:09 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Isn't that whay Batman has Robin around? To take care of his boners.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 March 2005 00:16 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

HOW CAN HE FOPRCE YOU INTO A BONER!?!?!HAHAHAH

one!, Friday, 4 March 2005 00:21 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batman06.jpg

Yep, laughing at my boner...reminds me of my career in amateur pornography...I...I...

I don't want to talk about it any more.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 4 March 2005 02:17 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i saw this earlier today, i think i laughed for 10 solid minutes. i think i am still laughing.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 March 2005 02:23 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

"i'm worried about the boner he's preparing for YOU!"

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 March 2005 02:25 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

"let's continue our study of the great boners of all time"

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 March 2005 02:25 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

can't...stop...giggling...

miccio (miccio), Friday, 4 March 2005 03:32 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Of course, this is absolutely outstanding.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 March 2005 04:44 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Pulling the boner of the year has me all fagged out! Fappo!

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 4 March 2005 04:46 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Oh my God my sides are killing me from laughing at this thing. Genius!

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 4 March 2005 21:17 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

four months pass...
still awesome

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:20 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

My favourite:

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/25.html

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 22:20 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Did you ever see such a happy bride?!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:18 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Good god, what's he watching? Beaches? What a pussy.

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:39 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Oh, the things Curt Swan had to do for a paycheck.

Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:03 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

OMG

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:07 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I like how Superman's saddest day is the day on which he's forced to watch a chick flick rather than, say, the day his home planet exploded.

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:13 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

See! The Death Of Krypton retold in the pulse-pounding epic "Superman's Third Saddest Day!"

Vic Fluro, Friday, 22 July 2005 16:42 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

That actually looked more Schaffenberg-y (sic) than Swan-y.

Also: I think Jimmy was showing him 8mm.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:45 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

When did Aunt May turned into the Cryptkeeper?

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:56 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

turn, ahem

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:56 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Wait wait wait - so would "Superman's Second Saddest Day!" be the day that Lois called out Jimmy's name while getting Supersized?

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:06 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I like how Batman's in the background going, "Hmmm. Maybe just a little more on the chin, Momus."

(I was going to delete "Momus" from that joke but I'm losing my shit too hardcore.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:10 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Goddamnit, not while I'm at work, Dan! I'm going to get in trouble.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:12 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

i love hilarious comic panels & covers!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 23 July 2005 03:19 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

OMG Alf was still being published in 1991???

Huk-L (Huk-L), Saturday, 23 July 2005 05:01 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Captain America looks so annoyed to be on that cover. "Fifty years... has it come to this?"

Vic Fluro, Saturday, 23 July 2005 17:45 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

omg that is hilarious hilarious. i'm dying.

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 23 July 2005 22:37 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

the batman one made me cry

sleep (sleep), Friday, 29 July 2005 19:13 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

BONER

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:37 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...
http://www.kathleencullenfinearts.com/

under the artists listing, click on Mark Chamberlain.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:07 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

or here's a more direct link.
Not really SFW, btw.
http://www.artnet.com/artist/424157172/mark-chamberlain.html

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:21 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

THANKS FOR THE BELATED WARNING, YOU GIGANTIC JERKFACE

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:29 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

well it is art.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:29 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Gee, a link to an art site on a thread with the word BONER in the title wasn't work-safe? COLOR ME SHOCKED!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:39 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

I thought it was going to be goofy! And it was, but not in a work-safe way! Smell my farts, Daver!

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:17 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

OH WHAT THE FUCK!!?!?!

(re: the pictures, not Dan's farts, which are probably more aesthetically pleasing than BATWANG is)

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 19 August 2005 19:33 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Hahahahahaha if "BA-TWANG!" isn't an onomonpoetic punch-bubble sound-effect, I don't know what is!

The Ghost of I Say This To Keep From Screaming (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 19:41 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4167032.stm
Holy Batwang!

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:06 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

FAIR USE FAIR USE!

Fucking Time Warner pricks...

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:23 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

Two years ago an artwork featuring Kylie Minogue's bottom was pulled from the Royal Academy's summer show after the singer's lawyers complained.

Eh, she's going to be needing that, mate!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:34 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

To be fair the art is totally shite.

Do you think DC wouldn't have complained if the Batknob had been a little larger?

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 11:06 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

To be fair the art is totally shite.

And, unless it was done 30/40 years ago, it's a pretty trite and played out concept. The only people who'll get excited about this are mothers of five-yr-olds and lawyers.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:39 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

it's a pretty trite and played out concept.
Agreed. It' John Currin for fanboys.

Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:13 (thirteen years ago) Permalink

thirteen years pass...

can we crosspost that to "worst music writing"

Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Thursday, 20 September 2018 18:02 (two months ago) Permalink

JFC

growing up in publix (morrisp), Thursday, 20 September 2018 19:38 (two months ago) Permalink

I always imagined Batman with a bigger penis tbh

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 21 September 2018 18:28 (two months ago) Permalink

It's like learning the truth about Santa, really.

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:37 (two months ago) Permalink

yeah santa’s dick was a real disappointment

CRABCORE’S NOT DEAD (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:39 (two months ago) Permalink

Santa’s little helper in more ways than one amirite

CRABCORE’S NOT DEAD (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:42 (two months ago) Permalink

It shakes when he laughs, iirc.

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:01 (two months ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/lGBIvxh.jpg

growing up in publix (morrisp), Friday, 21 September 2018 20:12 (two months ago) Permalink

Batman is cut.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 22 September 2018 01:42 (two months ago) Permalink

more like bruce wang

rip van wanko, Saturday, 22 September 2018 01:46 (two months ago) Permalink

I didnt c batmans dick but hes american so it makes sense that hes circ’d

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 22 September 2018 02:17 (two months ago) Permalink

And also that he's labret'd (we all have them)

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Saturday, 22 September 2018 03:20 (two months ago) Permalink


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