Batman's Boner

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Just when you thought ILC couldn't get more juvenile!

http://www.superdickery.com/oneshot/6.html

Huk-L, Thursday, 3 March 2005 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i am hyperventilating now

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 4 March 2005 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Isn't that whay Batman has Robin around? To take care of his boners.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 March 2005 00:16 (fourteen years ago) link

HOW CAN HE FOPRCE YOU INTO A BONER!?!?!HAHAHAH

one!, Friday, 4 March 2005 00:21 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.superdickery.com/images/oneshot/batman06.jpg

Yep, laughing at my boner...reminds me of my career in amateur pornography...I...I...

I don't want to talk about it any more.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 4 March 2005 02:17 (fourteen years ago) link

i saw this earlier today, i think i laughed for 10 solid minutes. i think i am still laughing.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 March 2005 02:23 (fourteen years ago) link

"i'm worried about the boner he's preparing for YOU!"

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 March 2005 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

"let's continue our study of the great boners of all time"

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 4 March 2005 02:25 (fourteen years ago) link

can't...stop...giggling...

miccio (miccio), Friday, 4 March 2005 03:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Of course, this is absolutely outstanding.

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 4 March 2005 04:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Pulling the boner of the year has me all fagged out! Fappo!

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 4 March 2005 04:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh my God my sides are killing me from laughing at this thing. Genius!

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Friday, 4 March 2005 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...
still awesome

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:20 (fourteen years ago) link

My favourite:

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/25.html

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 22:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Did you ever see such a happy bride?!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Good god, what's he watching? Beaches? What a pussy.

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, the things Curt Swan had to do for a paycheck.

Truckdrivin' Buddha (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

OMG

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I like how Superman's saddest day is the day on which he's forced to watch a chick flick rather than, say, the day his home planet exploded.

chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (chap), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:13 (fourteen years ago) link

See! The Death Of Krypton retold in the pulse-pounding epic "Superman's Third Saddest Day!"

Vic Fluro, Friday, 22 July 2005 16:42 (fourteen years ago) link

That actually looked more Schaffenberg-y (sic) than Swan-y.

Also: I think Jimmy was showing him 8mm.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:45 (fourteen years ago) link

When did Aunt May turned into the Cryptkeeper?

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

turn, ahem

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 22 July 2005 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Wait wait wait - so would "Superman's Second Saddest Day!" be the day that Lois called out Jimmy's name while getting Supersized?

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I like how Batman's in the background going, "Hmmm. Maybe just a little more on the chin, Momus."

(I was going to delete "Momus" from that joke but I'm losing my shit too hardcore.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Goddamnit, not while I'm at work, Dan! I'm going to get in trouble.

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

i love hilarious comic panels & covers!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 23 July 2005 03:19 (fourteen years ago) link

OMG Alf was still being published in 1991???

Huk-L (Huk-L), Saturday, 23 July 2005 05:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Captain America looks so annoyed to be on that cover. "Fifty years... has it come to this?"

Vic Fluro, Saturday, 23 July 2005 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

omg that is hilarious hilarious. i'm dying.

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 23 July 2005 22:37 (fourteen years ago) link

the batman one made me cry

sleep (sleep), Friday, 29 July 2005 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

BONER

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 29 July 2005 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
http://www.kathleencullenfinearts.com/

under the artists listing, click on Mark Chamberlain.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:07 (fourteen years ago) link

or here's a more direct link.
Not really SFW, btw.
http://www.artnet.com/artist/424157172/mark-chamberlain.html

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

THANKS FOR THE BELATED WARNING, YOU GIGANTIC JERKFACE

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

well it is art.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Gee, a link to an art site on a thread with the word BONER in the title wasn't work-safe? COLOR ME SHOCKED!

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 19 August 2005 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought it was going to be goofy! And it was, but not in a work-safe way! Smell my farts, Daver!

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 18:17 (fourteen years ago) link

OH WHAT THE FUCK!!?!?!

(re: the pictures, not Dan's farts, which are probably more aesthetically pleasing than BATWANG is)

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 19 August 2005 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Hahahahahaha if "BA-TWANG!" isn't an onomonpoetic punch-bubble sound-effect, I don't know what is!

The Ghost of I Say This To Keep From Screaming (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 19:41 (fourteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4167032.stm
Holy Batwang!

jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:06 (fourteen years ago) link

FAIR USE FAIR USE!

Fucking Time Warner pricks...

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Monday, 22 August 2005 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Two years ago an artwork featuring Kylie Minogue's bottom was pulled from the Royal Academy's summer show after the singer's lawyers complained.

Eh, she's going to be needing that, mate!

Huk-L (Huk-L), Monday, 22 August 2005 13:34 (fourteen years ago) link

To be fair the art is totally shite.

Do you think DC wouldn't have complained if the Batknob had been a little larger?

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 11:06 (fourteen years ago) link

To be fair the art is totally shite.

And, unless it was done 30/40 years ago, it's a pretty trite and played out concept. The only people who'll get excited about this are mothers of five-yr-olds and lawyers.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link

it's a pretty trite and played out concept.
Agreed. It' John Currin for fanboys.

Sparkle Motion's Rising Force, Tuesday, 23 August 2005 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link

thirteen years pass...

can we crosspost that to "worst music writing"

Gibing The Amethyst (sic), Thursday, 20 September 2018 18:02 (one year ago) link

JFC

growing up in publix (morrisp), Thursday, 20 September 2018 19:38 (one year ago) link

I always imagined Batman with a bigger penis tbh

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 21 September 2018 18:28 (one year ago) link

It's like learning the truth about Santa, really.

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:37 (one year ago) link

yeah santa’s dick was a real disappointment

CRABCORE’S NOT DEAD (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:39 (one year ago) link

Santa’s little helper in more ways than one amirite

CRABCORE’S NOT DEAD (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 September 2018 18:42 (one year ago) link

It shakes when he laughs, iirc.

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 19:01 (one year ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/lGBIvxh.jpg

growing up in publix (morrisp), Friday, 21 September 2018 20:12 (one year ago) link

Batman is cut.

EZ Snappin, Saturday, 22 September 2018 01:42 (one year ago) link

more like bruce wang

rip van wanko, Saturday, 22 September 2018 01:46 (one year ago) link

I didnt c batmans dick but hes american so it makes sense that hes circ’d

F# A# (∞), Saturday, 22 September 2018 02:17 (one year ago) link

And also that he's labret'd (we all have them)

Mummenschanz in a Metal Mood (Old Lunch), Saturday, 22 September 2018 03:20 (one year ago) link


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