In Praise of... THE OUTBURSTS OF EVERETT TRUE

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Every single comic strip other than this one is a pussy lame girly piece of crap for sissies.

The plot:

Panel 1: Someone yells at, bugs, bothers, or generally inconveniences Mr. True in some way.

Panel 2: Everett responds by beating the living shit out of him and screaming (unless it's his wife, in which case she beats the living shit out of him).

Awesome.

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

holy shit

Dr. Superman, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link

It's the Edwardian Milk & Cheese!

chap, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Wait, this is awesome, but I am pretty certain we've had a thread on it! With jokes about the other Everett True and everything.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 7 May 2007 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I printed myself a one-off book of these when I had access to a press. They;re brilliantly curmudgeonly.

James Morrison, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Striped pants of FURY!

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 8 May 2007 20:43 (thirteen years ago) link

The other thread. Sadly lacking posted examples of actual strips.

Vic Fluro, Friday, 11 May 2007 08:59 (thirteen years ago) link

There's a complete book available, isn't there?
God Everett's awesome.

forksclovetofu, Friday, 11 May 2007 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

One of the co-writers of this thing is named J.W. Raper!

I'm gonna buy that T-shirt advertised at the link. "The cobblestones for you!" I'm surprised there isn't a panel of Everett making some schmuck bite the curb...

unperson, Sunday, 13 May 2007 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link


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