The third, or maybe fourth, reboot/soft reboot by DC in under 5 years. And not including the two reboots in the years preceding.
It can't be good, right? Well of course it won't be but I'm clearly mentally defective when it comes to the Distinguished Competition so of course I'm going to jump right in.
The first thing to note is that it looks like not all the books are being Rebirthed - Cyborg and Deathstroke spring to mind, and both inexplicable because they're irredeemably dreadful - so either there are going to be two DCUs or it isn't going to be all-embracing after all; shooting yourself in the foot before you start, it's the DC way.
Secondly there's a Superman crossover which is supposed to be required reading as a prequel but is being published AFTER Rebirth #1 and perhaps more importantly OUT OF SEQUENCE.So part 3 comes out before part 2, and part 4 is the last of the 8 to be published.
Thirdly, Justice League #50 is supposed to be required reading. This is flagged nowhere except on the final page.
With all this in mind, let's boogie.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Monday, 30 May 2016 10:32 (six years ago) link
So, JL #50. The conclusion of he near year-long Darkseid War that literally nobody has been reading and has taken place completely out of continuity. Unless it's always been in Rebirth continuity, which may or may not be the same continuity as all, or some, or none of the other books.
To summarise the plot Darkseid turns up, then his daughter does, then all the JL become actual versions of the New Gods (who don't exist because there's only Apokolips and not New Genesis in the Johnsiverse - yes, I know Orion was in Wonder Woman...) and then the Crime Syndicate turn up and Superwoman has her baby with her leggings on. There's more standing round talking than anything else, and none of it has lodged in my head as much as Superwoman giving birth through her clothes.
Now we're caught up, know that it is still not as dumb as the JRJr variant cover to this issue:
So, in this issue Superwoman's baby gets used as a weapon that attracts inverse Shazam energy and electrocutes people, except when Darkseid's Daughter (oh yeah, that was the whole point of this series - I mean Joker's Daughter went so well it started a trend. Seriously. Sinestro had one too.) gets hold of it and it turns into Darkseid instead because plot. Then the power of talking makes the Anti-Life equation sentient and it decides it doesn't like Darkseid very much and makes him an ACTUAL baby who will be brought up in a cave by his daughter.
Batman had been using Metron's chair until he decides not to, because it has already shared the ultimate answer to everything with him. Which isn't 42 after all, but that there are 3 Jokers. Owlman starts using it but he gets destroyed in a puff of maguffin which looks curiously like the residue Doctor Manhattan leaves behind in Watchmen. OH WAIT.
The Black Rider out of the New Gods wants to kill the Flash who is the Black Rider out of the New Gods but Power Ring from the Crime Syndicate deliberately gets in the way and accidentally gets turned into a good guy during the process and is now yet another GL of Earth.
Since someone has to rule Apokolips someone has to step into the breach and it's Luthor in a power suit. Presumably this is because his power escalation in this makes him too much of a threat to remain in the DCU, I mean he can take out pretty much everyone.
So Wonder Woman doesn't feel left out that she hasn't really played much of a part in this series other than to try and make Darkseid's Daughter renounce evil by talking to her about hair and boys and shit she too gets a closing revelation. A twin brother. This can't end well.
And that's it. It's all kind of left hanging. It's been poorly plotted all the way through and the conclusion is no different. Never change.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Monday, 30 May 2016 11:17 (six years ago) link
I bless you, aldo
This makes some sense of my reading of rebirth 1. It doesnt make it better, just mildly more meaningful.
― 🐸a hairy howling toad torments a man whose wife is deathly ill (James Morrison), Monday, 30 May 2016 11:40 (six years ago) link
I know that this is treating the whole thing much more seriously than it deserves, but the whole point of the residue Doctor Manhattan left was that he exploded Rorshach and made his guts look like a Rorschach painting. It says it all that Johns and DC would go 'oh, kewl, let's have him do that to a bunch of other characters'
― Frederik B, Monday, 30 May 2016 11:50 (six years ago) link
Rorschach's remains don't look like a Rorscach blot, they look like that visual motif that repeats throughout Watchmen in various forms, first seen as the blood splatter on the smiley button in the very beginning. It's not symmetrical like a Roschach pattern; in fact, the "blood on the smiley" version of it represents broken symmetry (because the blood ruins the symmetrical form of the smiley button), which is a major motif (both visual and thematical) in the comic.
― Tuomas, Monday, 30 May 2016 12:10 (six years ago) link
But yeah, without having even read Rebirth, I can guess that Johns doesn't get what Moore & Gibbon's purpose for using that motif was.
― Tuomas, Monday, 30 May 2016 12:11 (six years ago) link
Oh, wow, so you're doing this, huh? Well, I salute you and I hope you have a physician at your side to check your vitals as DC slowly saps your lifeforce once again.
― I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 May 2016 14:37 (six years ago) link
You are the real hero, aldo.
― Frederik B, Monday, 30 May 2016 14:59 (six years ago) link
i think there's a case to be made that ilx has a moral responsibility to stage an intervention for the benefit of Aldo's wellbeing
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 May 2016 16:04 (six years ago) link
Final Days of Superman by Peter Tomasi
You know what? When I referred to the Superman crossover in the opening post, I didn't realise Superman #52 was actually part 8. That's right, true belevers, I had been reading all the parts to date WITHOUT AT ANY POINT REALISING I WAS READING A CROSSOVER OR THAT IT WAS A THING I SHOULD BE PAYING PARTICULAR ATTENTION TO.
In actual fact, having got to the final issue becomes clear that you have to have been reading not just the four titles they suggest but also Superman: Lois and Clark, and not just the two issues in question but probably about a year of continuity. So, since you haven't I'll try and get you up to speed.
80s Superman escaped the end of Convergence and is living on a farm with Lois and their son. Because he has given up being Superman he has a beard and a black costume. Superman developed some new powers, the main one of which is being able to blow up like an atom bomb. He has to do this in space because so much energy is given out and the second (third?) time he does it he ends up depowered. He eventually cures this by finding the world's stockpile of kryptonite and lying in it. This has given him kryptonite poisoning and will kill him. Part of the energy given off during one of his explosions has become sentient and possessed another guy who is now convinced he's Superman even though he's on fire. To prove he's one of the good guys he is going to kill Superman because then he'll get to join the Justice League (who, as we've established, don't seem to be in continuity).
All clear? Good.
So, in the final issue Supes distracts Fire Superman by burning him with his heat vision. Because, as we all know, you literally fight literal fire with literal fire. This allows Supergirl to try to beat Fire Superman before he bitchslaps her away, although luckily this allows Batman to fly a plane into Fire Superman while Wonder Woman stands and watches (her entire contribution). Superman realises Fire Superman is gonna 'splode so flies him into space. 80s Supes tries to help but Supes ego gets in the way and he punches him to another planet, then Supes realises that if he blows up at the exact same time then the explosions will cancel each other out and he will be able to absorb both.
There is a giant explosion.
80s Supes catches Supes to stop him hitting himself when he hits the ground (because he's survived whereas the one literally made out of fire hasn't) but Everything's Gone Green and the kryptonite makes him implode and turn to dust - but not before an interminable sequence of goodbyes that just goes on and on and on. Think LotR ending or David Tennant Doctor Says Goodbye To The World. The Steel photobomb is the best bit, he literally turns up in the background of a scene and does nothing else,
Anyway, 80s Supes can't cope and runs away, two pages of villains looking sadface that Supes is dead and Lois writes the front page. But which Lois, HMMM? The Johnsiverse one or the 80s one? Because both are in continuity now.
A real mess.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Monday, 30 May 2016 16:07 (six years ago) link
this is at least in theory supposed to be a jumping-on point for new readers right? not sure how two lois lanes (two! lois! lanes! ffs) is going to help with that
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 May 2016 16:19 (six years ago) link
It's a shame that some decent writers have wasted the best years of their lives on sub-sub-prime DC. I liked Tomasi's pre-Nu 52 stuff.
― I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 May 2016 18:06 (six years ago) link
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 May 2016 17:04 (2 hours ago) Bookmark
I have faith in anyone who made it through Minds and Latter Days (and FOR PLEASURE) to boot. Anything's gotta be a cakewalk after that, right? Er, right?
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 30 May 2016 18:33 (six years ago) link
Haha yes, these are just shit comics. You're not reading pages and pages of mental breakdown (except here, obv).
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Monday, 30 May 2016 18:36 (six years ago) link
xpost That was just wrestling with one man's madness. This is like booking a cruise with Sea Org.
― I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 May 2016 18:38 (six years ago) link
"Guys, I swear if we just carry this cardboard cut-out of Superman around with us, no-one will ever know the difference..."
― Pheeel, Monday, 30 May 2016 18:44 (six years ago) link
Oh Aldo, thank you, blessings, but are you up for it?
― H in Addis, Monday, 30 May 2016 19:06 (six years ago) link
i guess one of the underappreciated benefits of being invulnerable is that you don't have to bother looking where you're going: you can just blithely fly along sideways staring into the middle distance, consequences be damned
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 May 2016 19:22 (six years ago) link
also, since when can aquaman fly?
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 May 2016 19:26 (six years ago) link
I'd like to see a super who flies in an upright standing pose because the usual horizontal thing gives them a crick in the neck.
― pleas to Nietzsche (WilliamC), Monday, 30 May 2016 19:29 (six years ago) link
pretty sure there's some upright flying in jrjr-drawn issues of star brand, ironically enough
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:08 (six years ago) link
DC Universe RebirthBy: Far too many people for output this low quality.
Page 1 is the most homage-y Watchmen homage since whenever. 9 box grid, really? And it's about a watch, man. GEDDIT?! One broken cog has ruined the watch and it's broken. CLANG goes a plot point I reckon. The narrator then looks at the world and zooms in on Batman, who he knows is Bruce Wayne. Maybe I slept through something in Batman but I'm sure it's still pretty much a secret identity at the moment so this is either Luthor or a mega powered deus ex machina. Either way, a panel helps us out by telling us Supes is missing at the end of Superman #52 (which saves those of us that aren't me from reading it). Then Bats explains what Metron's chair told him about The Joker (ditto) and very strangely we see on the Bat-computer that Batman has a photo of the Joker taking the picture of Barbara Gordon during the Killing Joke.
This totally confuses me. Did Batman always have a camera in there to spy on Babs, and if so just did nothing while it happened? Did Babs have a webcam or something going while it happened and either Bats hacked it off her computer or Babs shared it with him? Or Joker had a henchman take photos of him taking photos and Joker put it on Instagram and Bats had to thumb it to save it? Seriously, ZERO SENSE.
Aaaaaaand it turns out the narrator is Wally West, the ginger Kid Flash version. Darkseid dying has let him use the speed force to change dimensions/times/Earths/something (wherever the parts of the DCU that Flashpoint broke are, basically) to give plot spoilers to Batman. As ever, however, he doesn't just do the straightforward thing and tell Bats; he makes an oblique reference to a letter from Thomas Wayne. Seriously dude, those sorts of clues are worse than useless. You've told the World's Greatest Detective and he looks more confused and ashamed than anyone who paid actual money to see Dawn of Justice. And if you thought you didn't have time, why didn't you go straight to him rather than deliver your big eulogy? Piss poor decision making Wally. I'm glad you're dead.
So Wally summarises CoIE and Flashpoint then tells us that a magic hand stole 10 years during Flashpoint and that he's the Psycho Pirate of Flashpoint. The hand changed everything by not letting the completely different world be completely different by making it completely completely different different. Somehow. In a way he doesn't understand.
Wally then tries Johnny Quick but he's kind of vague there too and Johnny is NOT A WORLD'S GREATEST DETECTIVE so it doesn't exactly pan out well at all and Wally gets sucked off by the Speed Force. Result.
One of LoSH has come back to tell the police that Superman either is or isn't dead. It doesn't seem to add anything to the plot at the moment but early days I guess.
Ray Palmer/Ryan Choi and Jaime Wossname/Ted Kord make little pre/post Johnsiverse couples laying plot seeds along with some other Johnsiverse heroes (including the new Power Ring GL, presumably to prove JL #52 happened) before Pandora (the one Johns made out was a really, REALLY big thing in the Johnsiverse before she turned out to be nothing) gets exploded EXACTLY like Rorschach at the end of Watchmen. OH SNAP DING DING DING
Darkseid's Daughter summarises the remainder of JL #52 before Wally watches everyone being sad at Dead Supes. 80s Supes is confused he's alive and a Spooky Dude In A Cloak tells him he's right to be confused because Johns is involved in this so it's a natural state.
Disembodied Wally perves on Linda Park for a bit. Maybe he took the photo of the Joker and gave it to Bats. That seems like the sort of dick thing he'd do, he could call it a clue and it would clear his conscience without ACTUALLY HELPING. He then exposes himself to Linda who has no idea who he is, which makes him sad until he gets sucked off again.
Wally then fails to speak to anyone else he knows until he sees Johnsiverse Wally who it turns out is his cousin. He sees Johnsiverse Wally be the Flash so decides to give up. But not before he sees Barry one last time and after delivering the Bat-Clue again Barry remembers who he is and pulls him out of the Speed Force. Now they are both Psycho Pirates. As they discuss which Flash villain is behind it, Bats digs out a smiley face badge from the walls of the Batcave. It appears to be actual badge that the Comedian wears when he hits the tarmac at the beginning of Watchmen, which only exists for a very short period of time as we see Nite Owl chip the blood off while Rorschach makes the 'human bean juice' joke. But surely MASTERS OF CONTINUITY DC would know that.
The epilogue mends the watch from the beginning and monologues about Veidt's plan to destroy the world then ends with a clock/blood stain image which is all too obvious.
Controversially, I'm going to stick my neck out and proclaim this NOT AWFUL. Things which come next will no doubt make me choke on those words but this isn't any worse than bits of 52 and is probably most like Final Crisis. I very nearly enjoyed bits of it.
WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME?
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:08 (six years ago) link
xp there is!
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:13 (six years ago) link
oh god aldo's broken already ;_;
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:16 (six years ago) link
wait, so now there are two lois lanes and two wally wests in the same universe? jesus h christ
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:22 (six years ago) link
Glad you guys liked the JRJr cover as much as me. Horizontal Superman will never not make me laugh and might even be a new DN.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:22 (six years ago) link
There might even be more other things, it's not clear who else might still around Post-convergence. As a basic example, the Green Arrow and Black Canary that we briefly see are not the Johnsiverse ones so they may well be duplicates too (or lol continuity).
I've just realised I forgot to mention the Aquamarine segment. Nothing happens in it really but forgetting about Aquaman feels like one of the most DC things I can do.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:27 (six years ago) link
*Aquaman* Fkn autocorrect
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:28 (six years ago) link
does aquaman demonstrate the ability to fly at any point?
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:30 (six years ago) link
No, he just wants to marry Mera but has no idea why.
Couldn't Blue Suit Aquaman fly?
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:36 (six years ago) link
i dunno, but in googling to find out i discovered i'd overlooked the fact that there was recently a series called aquaman and the others, which might be the limpest-sounding title in history
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:48 (six years ago) link
Oh it was dreadful, an attempt to gritty up Aquaman with a team book whose remit was 'be a less epic Aquaman'.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:54 (six years ago) link
JRJR Supes reminded me of
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 30 May 2016 21:14 (six years ago) link
Out of curiosity I read Rebirth #1, and as I predicted, Johns doesn't seem to get Watchmen's symbology at all... The comic ends with an image of a yellow clock, where big hand is pointing at fifteen to midnight on the left side, while the Comedian blood stain is on the right side of the clock... This completely misses the point of the original comic, where the blood stain on the smiley was in the same position as the big hand of the Doomsday Clock in the beginning of the story, i.e. twelve to midnight. So the Comedian's death and the resulting bloodstain symbolize the beginning of the countdown towards the end of the world, but apparently in Rebirth the world already ended 12 minutes ago? Or maybe that's exactly what Johns wants to say, and he's being more clever than I thought? The bloodstain on the smiley Batman finds is in the same position as in Watchmen though.
Also, when the tattooed lady ("Pandora", according to Aldo) is blown to pieces, unlike Gibbons the artist for this section does not bother to draw the resulting stain of blood in the same shape as the smiley blood stain, so the recurring motif is lost. So lazy.
― Tuomas, Monday, 30 May 2016 21:21 (six years ago) link
But yeah, I agree with Aldo that some parts of it were quite okay, especially the scene where Barry helps Wally come back. And it wasn't as incomprehensible as I feared, given that I haven't really read any DC comics at all after Flashpoint, save for Multiversity.
― Tuomas, Monday, 30 May 2016 21:24 (six years ago) link
Would also agree with Aldo that, while it is an essentially worthless comic, a product of the problem it purports to be a solution to, exhibits a dunce understanding of Watchmen, and I won't pay for a DC comic until Berg4nza is fired... I enjoyed reading DC Rebirth more than any other 52 comic I've read - low bar indeed, but still.
Perhaps they should just go the whole hog, pulp all existing copies of Watchmen and relabel it BEFORE DC REBIRTH
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 30 May 2016 21:25 (six years ago) link
It's just that the inclusion of the Watchmen themes and characters feels utterly gratuitous, their role coul've been replaced by any number of DC universe cosmic players that would feel less out of place in a story like this.
― Tuomas, Monday, 30 May 2016 21:27 (six years ago) link
Also, the funniest bit by far in the comic was Johns' sad attempt at writing Constantine's Britishisms:
Constantine: "Your missus is long gone, chief. Abby Arcane is lost to the dark side and whatnot."
Swamp Thing: "You asked for my help against the capes, Constantine... That is my price."
Constantine: "You've always been a pain in the arse, you bloody turnip."
― Tuomas, Monday, 30 May 2016 21:31 (six years ago) link
I half expected Constantine to call him guv'nor and ask for some blood sausage...
― Tuomas, Monday, 30 May 2016 21:32 (six years ago) link
If it came from literally any other creator than Didio or Johns or Berganza, stealing the Watchmen characters might have been, at the very least, endearingly cheeky. But this is pretty gross. I mean, Moore has been kind of a dullard lately, but it's still gross.
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 30 May 2016 21:33 (six years ago) link
I found Morrison's Watchmen pastiches in Superman Beyond 3D and Multiversity to be quite clever and intriguing, but of course Morrison A) actually understood what Watchmen is about, and B) was sensible enough to just homage Watchmen instead of trying to integrate it to another universe where it just doesn't fit.
― Tuomas, Monday, 30 May 2016 21:37 (six years ago) link
Especially since the JT Krul version of Captain Atom actually did end up being Doctor Manhattan, out of time and space and all powerful. See? Reading those comics was SOME use.
Weirder though was the Ted Kord stuff and some of the angles used looking down on him and the beetle ship...
Guys, I've had a horrible idea.
10 years missing due to an unseen force. There's a line which is misdirected to Oldie and Dinah but says something about "alliances not made" and "teams unformed".
What if we've got it wrong and this isn't about incorporating Watchmen into the DCU. What if this is the story of how it didn't happen to the Charlton heroes but another universe.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Monday, 30 May 2016 21:43 (six years ago) link
bookmarked this thread, munching on imaginary popcorn
― Nhex, Monday, 30 May 2016 22:49 (six years ago) link
bookmarked this thread, praying for u, aldo.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 10:07 (six years ago) link
Is there going to be a ReBirth issue two, or will the storyline now just continue across all the DC titles (I'm morbidly interested in how they will develop the Batman scene at the end of issue one)?
― Chicamaw (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 10:37 (six years ago) link
I thought there would a separate Rebirth miniseries, like there is with most of these crossover events, but apparently Rebirth #1 is all we're going to get? And AFAIK there isn't any info on where this whole Watchmen/Dr. Manhattan is gonna continue? Presumably in Batman at least, but there are like a kazillion different Bat-titles nowadays. I guess it's no suprise, but seems like DC doesn't really care at all about casual readers (like myself) who might just want to read this one story arc and not every one of the 50+ titles they produce.
Also, apparently this'll be the last DC comic Geoff Johns will write for a while, as he's gonna focus on the live-action adaptations. So I guess there's a good chance this whole thing will never be resolved, and it'll be swiped away in the next inevitable reboot.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 10:50 (six years ago) link
I think they've said something something this is a story that will last two years, all over dc titles, we will see it again, don't know how, don't know when, but we know that we will see it agin.
― Frederik B, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 10:52 (six years ago) link
Well I'm not gonna start randomly reading their books just in case some of them they might follow this plot, so I guess it's back to Marvel for me. Great job at attracting new readers, DC!
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 10:59 (six years ago) link
apparently this'll be the last DC comic Geoff Johns will write for a while
as he's gonna focus on the live-action adaptations
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 11:00 (six years ago) link
I *think* the initial plot/premise concludes at the end of the Rebirth issues before the numbering changes/reverts/restarts, so just the 22 books to read. Of course, these are spaced out across 4 months so some books will be nearly 6 issues into their regular continuity run before Rebirth gets resolved or explained.
I should have realised earlier of course, that Titans Hunt has also been required reading. As a basic and confusing plot summary, the 60s Teen Titans (Robin, Speedy, Kid Flash etc) were removed from history to protect them from Mr Twister which means all the versions of those characters since are effectively different ones - i.e. the Dick Grayson from the Titans never goes on to be Nightwang etc, making them kind of like the JSA I'd guess. Anyway, they come back into continuity as their own preserved in aspic versions during Titans Hunt except Wally, because everyone forgot about him. Which has now been retconned (already, less than one year on) as being kept by the Speed Force.
― suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 11:05 (six years ago) link
It feels like Bendis is just getting to the point where he tries to do too much at once and blows it, as per his usual three-year Marvel cycle
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:00 (three years ago) link
I'm getting caught up on the King Batman run, up to like #48 now and also reading the later part of Snyder's Batman run (reading the Superheavy trade). I was always bummed they trashed the old story lines but it has all come around now that it all kind of ties back into Morrison's Batman and Final Crisis pretty well.
I got to say "The Button" trade kinda got me interested in going back and reading Flashpoint and Azzarello/Risso's Batman story. I always thought that Barry Allen that came back in Final Crisis 'should' have known of stuff before Crisis, but they have tied it together pretty well with that story of The Button. That and the bit I read of #10 of Doomsday Clock does have me curious to check that series out too. I traded and got the first two in like 5th print or something.
The rest of the line might be a total trainwreck, but I have to admit they have done a few cool Batman stories in that series since the reboot. Snyder's two Joker stories are really good. Got the Detective comics going to start catching up on it in the next few days.
― earlnash, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 23:53 (three years ago) link
Doomsday Clock is an entertaining train wreck
― Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 00:05 (three years ago) link
That bit of #10 then reading The Button was pretty much comic Easter Eggs dosed with crank. Anytime you got the Flash running on the cosmic treadmill with Batman hanging from a rope off a Batarang(TM), you got some real comic action going.
― earlnash, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 00:58 (three years ago) link
I finally caught up with GMs Green Lantern and it’s probably his most unreadable book since Arkham Asylum. Also Liam Sharp, yecch .
― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 29 September 2019 13:32 (three years ago) link
I remember when I used to be excited about new GMoz work
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Sunday, 29 September 2019 23:08 (three years ago) link
some Tom King/DC movie Universe info i was unaware of:https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/business/story/2019-10-01/array-alliance-ava-duvernay
When Ava DuVernay started writing the in-the-works DC Comics movie “The New Gods,” she and co-writer Tom King spent each day working in a different part of the campus for maximum creativity, she said.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 7 October 2019 16:18 (three years ago) link
The post-Doomsday Clock DON'T CALL IT A CRISIS One True Timeline looks like more of a mess than any of us could have imagined.
― So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Monday, 7 October 2019 19:16 (three years ago) link
Get outta town.
The post-Flashpoint fuckery has gone on long enough now that I finally accepted the other day that I have no interest in ever dipping my toe back into DC comics continuity. There's still stuff from the past and on the fringes that interests me, but their mainstream books (which comprised probably 30-40% of my pull list in like 2010) can suck my left one.
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Monday, 7 October 2019 19:31 (three years ago) link
It's nearly all still speculation, since large chunks of it are based on a deliberately grainy slide from DC talk at NYCC, but with the power of the internet detectives shouting SHARPEN and ENHANCE at their computers like CSI Tentacle Hentai some of it has become clear. And it makes the 5G name for the relaunch clear.
We're back to Only One Troo Kvult Continuity again, split into 4 generations. 'CURRENT' TIME IS 1999.
Gen 1 starts with the explosion of Krypton in 1938 and the appearance of Wonder Woman, and goes through the JSA, J'onnz arriving on Earth, WWII, the atomic bomb, a Keene Act and ends with the formation of Challengers of the Unknown.
Gen 2 starts with the debut of Batman and Superman in 1963/64 and last 15 years up to CoIE.
Gen 3 is the 15 years where all the big events happened. Knightfall, Death In The Family, Killing Joke, Death and Return of Superman... and the crossovers. Identity Crisis, Zero Hour, Blackest Night, all the other Crises. Basically a shit time to be alive.
Gen 4 is a 5 year period where everything from the last decade happened, good or bad. Court of Owls, Rebirth, Metal, Year of the Villains.
So 5G is the fifth generation. And all the heroes will be new again. Batman will be Lucius Fox's son, Jonathan Kent will be made even older again and be Superman. And all the rest, a new one every month from Wonder Woman in November 2020 (Cassandra Sandsmark apparently).
I'll be gone by then so some other mug will need to read it.
― So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Monday, 7 October 2019 20:27 (three years ago) link
Sounds like they've finally worked out all the kinks. Smooth sailing from here until, what, two-and-a-half years from now when they once again shout DO-OVER! DO-OVER!
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Monday, 7 October 2019 21:27 (three years ago) link
jeez so they're gonna brand each book by its "gen"? what a shitshow
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 7 October 2019 21:30 (three years ago) link
Yeah, Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent back inside two years.
― So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Monday, 7 October 2019 21:31 (three years ago) link
are they pulling King and Bendis off the flagship books?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 7 October 2019 21:32 (three years ago) link
And that would be both understandable and fine if it were planned for and they had some idea of how to get back to that point. But you know they're gonna be caught flat-footed when fans start to grumble about Lobo becoming the new Flash and they'll do the eleventh-hour scramble, all 'chee, we didn't mean it, fellas, honest, don't be sore at us!'
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Monday, 7 October 2019 21:35 (three years ago) link
Speculation Bendis is behind all this. He calls himself the creator of the Ultimate line remember.
― So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Monday, 7 October 2019 21:51 (three years ago) link
Having read the Ultimate line start to finish, I don't know that I'd brag too much about that.
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Monday, 7 October 2019 22:03 (three years ago) link
Rebirth was only 3 years ago, right? At least that was kind of a soft reboot.
I'm not gonna grumble about Luke Fox Batman or Jonathan Kent Batman. New generations, new stories hopefully, definitely prefer that over bringing back a dead Flash for the gazillionth time
― Nhex, Monday, 7 October 2019 22:32 (three years ago) link
Feels like longer, but multiple #1s and biweekly books will do that.
― So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Monday, 7 October 2019 22:38 (three years ago) link
Having read Ultimate Spider-Man #1, Ultimate Team-Up #1, The Ultimates and four or five issues of Ultimate Adventures, I don't know that I'd brag too much about reading the line start to finish
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 7 October 2019 23:03 (three years ago) link
By that logic you must consider disclosure of a syphilis diagnosis 'bragging' as well.
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Monday, 7 October 2019 23:18 (three years ago) link
Penicillin won't cure a compulsion to read Bendis.
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 7 October 2019 23:19 (three years ago) link
Hey now, we're all comics readers, we're all up to our waists in crap.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 7 October 2019 23:26 (three years ago) link
[looks at reading pile to right of laptop]
Bad Gateway hardcover, an issue of Meat Cake, Schizo #4, The Cheque Mate, the Bounty Law issue of Mad, an issue of Dash Shaw's Cosplayers, Love & Rockets vol II #20, kus! #30 edited by Gabe Fowler, a Hunt Emerson book on Rip Off, eleven different Simon Hanselmann minis, a stack of New Yorkers, the new TCJ, an issue of Lucky Peach with mini-interviews w/ John Pham, Sammy Harkham and Xaime in, and one Millar/Quitely floppy set in Sydney that I'm trying to bring myself to write a snarky blog about.
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 7 October 2019 23:36 (three years ago) link
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Monday, 7 October 2019 23:57 (three years ago) link
comics: a friend of mine
comics: an abusive boyfriend of yours but if you keep giving him another chance he'll hold your hand in public once, on your next birthday, as long as you don't say anything stupid with your dumb mouth during the week beforehand
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 00:07 (three years ago) link
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 00:15 (three years ago) link
Why do you make me do this. Why.
Sic, it is possible to be too much of an arsehole.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 00:30 (three years ago) link
:( I’m sorry for disparaging the dude that gave OL syphilis
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 01:04 (three years ago) link
Y'know tbf it's really a fool's errand to try and pin it on one solitary dude.
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 02:15 (three years ago) link
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 October 2019 02:32 (three years ago) link
Lois Lane #4 starts out incest-y and only gets more so.
― So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 20:52 (three years ago) link
― Nhex, Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:28 (three years ago) link
Took a look at DC's books in a shop for the first time in ages because of this thread, and am predictably mystified and enraged. What is a Year of the Villain? Why is Event Leviathan? The fucking Legion of fucking tedious fucking Super-heroes again?
I tried reading Tom King's Batman a while ago on the strength of his Vision series. It was extraordinarily purple, with a plot that lurched like a drunk falling down stairs, but aside from the 1-page reintroduction of Kite Man, it was not very good.
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 23:39 (three years ago) link
King's Batman is pretty wacky and they seem to be playing up the 'high tech' angle of everything. I thought it was ok fun. I'm I've read up to #48, so I am a couple arcs behind where it is at now. They did a Superman and Batman double dating with Lois Lane and Catwoman issue, which was cheesy but super hero comic catnip. The New 52 Batman is a pretty emotional creature compared to the ole' Miller Batd1ck.
I'm kind of skipping around catching up on some Batman comics. I am reading the last part of the Tomasi/Gleason Batman and Robin series and up to when the teams changed on the first N52 Detective series. I've read the whole VOL.2/N52 Snyder Batman run.
― earlnash, Thursday, 10 October 2019 00:24 (three years ago) link
King's run has some slow stretches, but overall I admit love it (and its purpleness)
― Nhex, Thursday, 10 October 2019 02:09 (three years ago) link
once the wedding passes tho, woo boy.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 10 October 2019 03:29 (three years ago) link
I'm back to enjoying King's run in a read-it-as-soon-as-its-out (but for free) way
With respect to the crap vs. indie discussion, I like both, but I'd pick a bad Tom Taylor comic over Simon Hanselmann any day, yikes
― Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 11 October 2019 12:49 (three years ago) link
Some would have us believe that the world of indie comics is less crap-filled than the mainstream.
― Furter-Bursting Tater Squirter (Old Lunch), Friday, 11 October 2019 13:20 (three years ago) link
sturgeon's law as always applies
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 11 October 2019 16:15 (three years ago) link
What that a Tom King comic is an indyref trigger?
― So, your CV says you're a (checks notes) DJ and stand-up comedian (aldo), Friday, 11 October 2019 18:10 (three years ago) link
A law established at federation restricted us from having more than one half-decent cartoonist every half-decade, and while I respect the gag of making this guy a clone of Wolverine, Tom Taylor cannot be it.
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, 11 October 2019 19:03 (three years ago) link
Looks like Nite Owl is in the Justice League now:https://static0.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/Nite-Owl-Justice-League-2.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=963&h=481
― drunk on hot toddies (morrisp), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 03:19 (three years ago) link
I was going to say "as much as the Kingdom Come Alan Scott", but apparently that's just what he looks like these days?
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 22 October 2019 07:48 (three years ago) link
and the red son superman, looks like
― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 08:11 (three years ago) link
Led by Kamandi? Yeah, probably some multiversal crossover.
― Go-Gurt Ops (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 22 October 2019 12:05 (three years ago) link
So, having not really followed DC at large but strategically holding Doomsday Clock at arm’s length:Did they really fuck up the timing with it so much that the culmination ties into crap that did or was supposed to happen in the main line of comics a long time back? And I’ve also read that they’ve already introduced a couple celestial-level characters capable of screwing around with all of reality that makes the whole deal kind of redundant?
― mh, Thursday, 31 October 2019 01:49 (three years ago) link
they're called "the editors" but they answer to the awesome power of "THE SHAREHOLDERS"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 31 October 2019 02:18 (three years ago) link