Sorry dude ;_;
― emil.y, Friday, 6 November 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
Not your fault, just that it was predictably far shitier than my imagination allowed.
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 6 November 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link
now he says that Trump is polling badly bcz Trumpsters are collectively playing "the most epic practical joke" by pretending not to be voting for him, so that they will prove the polls wrong― Covidiots from UHF (sic), Tuesday, October 20, 2020 8:22 PM (three weeks ago)
― Covidiots from UHF (sic), Tuesday, October 20, 2020 8:22 PM (three weeks ago)
let’s see how Dilbert guy is coping pic.twitter.com/7sSLDBzQiG— wario cuomo (@ooofwowza) November 15, 2020
― @oneposter (💹) (sic), Monday, 16 November 2020 11:18 (three years ago) link
Sad that Kim Thompson is no longer around to debate this with Groth
― Ward Fowler, Monday, 16 November 2020 12:10 (three years ago) link
Woodland camouflage is not very effective in downtown DC, btw. You'd blend in better in a giant pigeon costume.
― coupvfefe (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 16 November 2020 13:25 (three years ago) link
the guy is a narcissist prick, but that was clearly a joke.
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 16 November 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link
eh...
― DJP, Monday, 16 November 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link
it's about as funny as the average dilbert was
― Four Seasons Total Manscaping (forksclovetofu), Monday, 16 November 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link
honestly it's a better joke than any of the last 7,000 Dilbert strips
― frogbs, Monday, 16 November 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
66% narcissism meaning he needs to say something, anything, to have people watch his livevlogs; 24% grift, hoping to convert his viewers to buy his books or subscribe to his "microlessons" app; 10% more narcissism making him think this is a functional joke.
― @oneposter (💹) (sic), Tuesday, 17 November 2020 00:08 (three years ago) link
oh he’s a take buffet pic.twitter.com/nxGLxPINUi— Luna (@romcomoftherose) February 8, 2021
― shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 8 February 2021 05:19 (three years ago) link
never trust anyone who blinks as much as dilbert dude
― Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Monday, 8 February 2021 08:15 (three years ago) link
I actually read a few Dilberts today because I saw this strip on Twitter and wasn't sure if it was real:
https://dilbert.com/strip/2021-02-10
reading the last month or so worth the strip kind of resembles those auto-generated Garfields - it's just a bunch of words with no identifiable punchline. in January alone he seemed to recycle the exact same 'joke' several times, a joke that, if you didn't know who wrote it, you'd think was a criticism of Trumpism. its weird because I remember him being funny and when I jump back to 1997 you can see actual cleverness and wit. and its not like he's simply gotten less funny over the years, it's more like he can't even identify what a joke is anymore.
― frogbs, Wednesday, 10 February 2021 20:06 (three years ago) link
Reminds me of one of my old weird internet faves, Nutz: https://web.archive.org/web/20050403182604/http://home.earthlink.net/~wrmbero/
― Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 20:14 (three years ago) link
i see the commenters on his cartoons are brain-damaged shit-sacks one and all
― Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 21:17 (three years ago) link
I mean he's spent the last 5 years cultivating that exact audience so yeah
― frogbs, Wednesday, 10 February 2021 21:21 (three years ago) link
ha, the comments don't even display for me
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 21:30 (three years ago) link
Please stop asking me to form an opinion around your hallucination that someone "incited an insurrection." That only happened in your imagination and was created by the Fake News Industry. I don't form policy opinions around the hallucinations of strangers.— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) February 10, 2021
― shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 21:32 (three years ago) link
whoa there are over 100 comments on every dilbert strip
― treeship., Wednesday, 10 February 2021 21:34 (three years ago) link
the idea that Adams views Trump as just a figment of his own diseased mind actually makes everything he's written the last few years make much more sense
― frogbs, Wednesday, 10 February 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link
President of Elbonia
― 4 QAnon Blondes (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 21:59 (three years ago) link
have any papers dropped him?
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 February 2021 22:04 (three years ago) link
good question
― Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 February 2021 23:10 (three years ago) link
He hasn’t spent months whining about it on Fox News so I would assume not
― frogbs, Thursday, 11 February 2021 01:21 (three years ago) link
he clearly thinks he is a genius (he is not a genius)
I don't know how well Trump's legal team will do today, but if I were them I could easily win from today's field position. The other side handed them a clean path to victory.— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) February 12, 2021
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 February 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link
PLEASE let him take over
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 February 2021 15:31 (three years ago) link
also lol that hes so dumb he thinks the trial is some kind of battle of ideas
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Friday, 12 February 2021 16:09 (three years ago) link
I'm sure Adams could get Trump acquitted by the Senate GOP, as could anyone, as could I if I chose to not mount a defense but freestyle over the "Push It" beat for 6 hours straight
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 12 February 2021 16:15 (three years ago) link
Yeah the path to victory was foreordained. When you need two thirds of the jurors, simply have half of them be spineless pieces of shit. Simple.
― 4 QAnon Blondes (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 February 2021 16:20 (three years ago) link
lmao look who's involved in this for some reason
https://www.theamericanconservative.com/state-of-the-union/leaked-texts-from-israeli-consular-official-show-more-details-in-gaetz-levinson-funding-scheme/
― frogbs, Thursday, 8 April 2021 01:33 (three years ago) link
uhh if those were the parties involved in texting then the story is pretty much “Scott Adams sent us these screenshots” right? Or am I misinterpreting the chain of communication?
― mh, Thursday, 8 April 2021 02:21 (three years ago) link
To be fair, surprised if Adams could send a screenshot without accidentally doxxing his own weird porn fetishes in another tab
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 8 April 2021 06:46 (three years ago) link
looooooooooooooooool what is going on here
― Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Thursday, 8 April 2021 13:41 (three years ago) link
you’re entering the pearly gaetz of hell
― Blick, Bils & Blinky • Let's Skip The Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Thursday, 8 April 2021 14:31 (three years ago) link
i foolishly looked at Adams's twitter to see if he might be posting about this, but no --- it's all godawful posts in defense of George Floyd's murderer and the Georgia voter suppression law, with his stupid cult eating up every line. barf.
― sgt. pepper's one-and-only bobo honkin' band (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 8 April 2021 14:33 (three years ago) link
its hard for me to even process the idea of someone dumb enough to be texting buddies with scott adams. someone actually having the thought "this confidential info, i wonder what scott adams' take on it would be?"
― nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Thursday, 8 April 2021 14:52 (three years ago) link
he's definitely positioned himself as the idiot's idea of what a smart person sounds like, it's not really a surprise that conservatives think his insights are relevant
― frogbs, Thursday, 8 April 2021 14:54 (three years ago) link
godawful posts in defense of George Floyd's murderer and the Georgia voter suppression law, Crowing that nobody can show him a single case of a person wanting to vote in 2024 who has been unable to, therefore people have been hypnotized by the media into believing there’s a problem.
― armoured van, Holden (sic), Thursday, 8 April 2021 17:31 (three years ago) link
as usual the question is "is he just pretending to misunderstand the problem or is he actually that stupid"
― frogbs, Thursday, 8 April 2021 17:48 (three years ago) link
I think at this point it's self-evident that that question isn't worth asking
― Dana Jel Pey (DJP), Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link
true there is possibly no one on the planet (besides maybe Trump himself?) who exudes more of that rich old white guy "don't actually care about a single issue because this is all a game to me" energy
― frogbs, Thursday, 8 April 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link
at some point it doesn’t matter if you’re disingenuous or just an idiot
that point is as soon as one person finds you credible imo
― mh, Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:17 (three years ago) link
every time I look at his twitter he seems to be ranting about teachers' unions, just seems like such an odd and stupid thing to get worked up about
― Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:27 (three years ago) link
bingo
One way to eliminate police shootings during traffic stops is to allow only Uber-like self-driving cars (no other cars) in urban areas. If a perp is in one of those, police can override its controls, lock in the perp, and make it drive to police headquarters for safe handling.— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) April 18, 2021
― mookieproof, Sunday, 18 April 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link
Dude is a living breathing galaxy brain meme
― frogbs, Sunday, 18 April 2021 19:16 (three years ago) link
If the self-driving car has committed a traffic offense, then the car is the perp. Scott would need to coax the car to drive inside a much larger and better-behaved car that will then lock the perp car inside, and wait for the police to make it drive to police headquarters.
Obviously regular police stations are far too small to accomodate these car-eating transporters, hence going to "police headquarters." We will need to build all-new giant police headquarters in the suburbs where the cops live, not in "urban areas."
Of course, roads in both cities and suburbs will all need to be widened in advance to accomodate these monster cars that can fit whole other cars inside them. But at least since we're starting from scratch, they can be standardised, and all cars built to the same model in order to fit inside the perp-capturing megacar. 100% of American car manufacture will need to be nationalised in order to achieve this.
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 18 April 2021 19:36 (three years ago) link
amazing how many of his terrible terrible ideas are things that, realistically, should be proposed by the pointy-haired Dilbert boss while the other characters look on blankly, perhaps with a raised eyebrow or a sip of coffee.
― sgt. pepper's one-and-only bobo honkin' band (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 18 April 2021 20:47 (three years ago) link
also basically indistinguishable from dumb shit we came up with in 5th grade to pad out our required "invention logs" for science class.
― sgt. pepper's one-and-only bobo honkin' band (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 18 April 2021 20:48 (three years ago) link
and fascism
this has baffled me too
― eisimpleir (crüt), Sunday, 18 April 2021 20:58 (three years ago) link