Dilbert - C or D?

Iron man vs captain america AND philosophy hardly seems fair.

that's like the book publishing version of those spamferences, isn't it.

- Defending yourself online through the use of sockpuppet accounts

uh oh

I predict that kneeling teams will generally lose to standing teams. Kneeling triggers submissive body chemistry. #NFL #Kneeling

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) October 23, 2017

counterpoint: kneeling produces an active hypnotic effect, leading to confusion and sleepiness in opposing team

That didn't take long. Where are all my haters from this morning? https://t.co/mq9fDweHeV

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) October 23, 2017

starting to think Scott Adams has not yet watched the requisite one hour of football which would make him an expert on the subject

also lmao @ him making his prediction AFTER all the games had ended and still getting it wrong

he means in the long term, obviously. one day isn’t a significant statistical sample

or however you can spin it in order to make scott look right

That argument would hold some water if he wasn’t currently declaring victory by citing a Fox News article written over a month ago

see? victory!

i used to work in the same building where scott adams got all his dilbert stuff. pretty sure the dude who inspired wally (at least visually) was in a cubicle across the hall from me

on a more positive note, the harsh noise wally comic had a couple updates I missed: http://harshnoisewally.tumblr.com/

how the hell did nobody inform me about harsh noise wally until today

I blame everyone but myself

i apologize

I think I shared it here before but maybe just messaged rrrobyn lol

Has he followed it up yet, with his usual "Of course I could be wrong about this" disclaimer?

I want a white noise tie!

The unreported tragedy of 2017 is that managers will likely hire fewer women to reduce their perceived legal risk. #WeinsteinEffect

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) November 4, 2017

his ratios are depressing

#POTUSRap @ScottAdamsSays @realDonaldTrump @DonaldJTrumpJr 🤘🇺🇸💯😎🤣 pic.twitter.com/dlaCv6EQ7O

— Kathie 🇺🇸💎ツ (@MustangGirl3) January 28, 2018

remember when this dude had a somewhat functioning sense of humor

no.

lmao he's still defending the women = mentally handicapped joke and whining incessantly about being labeled and MRA and "alt-right". seems like all the dudes out there who never shut the fuck up have finally came to roost in 2018

I would have used public schools as my example. https://t.co/Ywwq9FlO6l

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) June 17, 2018

Only took a year to go from “if he exhibits any Hitler-like behavior I’ll kill him” to this

Clearly still upset about his first day in kindergarten

Members of my family literally died here! Fun jokes.

Not sure who that's directed at. Don't think anyone was making light of the holocaust.

Adams being flippant. No one here!

brain worms really seem to be kicking into overdrive lately

You took the pro-child-trafficking side over the temporary cages side. There were only two options on the table. https://t.co/53zTFaOwug

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) June 19, 2018

BREAKING: “Wouldn’t” is the new Rosie O’Donnell play. Or is it? https://t.co/w9i0n6jr2T

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 17, 2018

not watching this but it's pretty lol watching him have a fully fledged meltdown in the comments

are those readable somewhere?

I mean the replies in the thread, such as:

Your confusion and lack of context are noted. You probably shouldn't make comments in a public forum. It isn't your strong suit.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 18, 2018

How ignorant of you. I criticize the president on healthcare, race relations, statues, immigration, and other stuff. You just lost all of your credibility.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 18, 2018

Goodbye Hitler.

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) July 17, 2018

ah I clicked on the periscope embed, not the twitter embed

Scott Adams is the dril 'I'm not owned' tweet made flesh

the startup he's affiliated with is hilarious bubble bullshit

https://interface.whenhub.com/

sign me up, I'm an expert

Tomboto, What are the top five keywords that attract viewers to your platform?

amazing how Scott Adams in 2018 is currently pushing an idiotic tech startup with no clear use case while spending his spare time mounting a full-throated defense of the Pointy-Haired Boss

lmao say hi to the new chief of staff

Today I had the honor of meeting your favorite president. I already feel sorry for whoever runs against him in 2020. @POTUS @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/Ln1kpX6tUn

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) August 2, 2018

Reality is wrong

Having characters like the pointy-haired boss and Topper, Adams' fawning POTUS admiration lacks so much self-awareness it's almost impressive.

just imagining Scott Adams thinking of this as the validation of his life's work and his one chance to steer American history while Trump forgets everything he told him 5 minutes afterwards

https://i.imgur.com/zYr2bOy.png

this is exactly where I figured he'd end up in 2018

Rest in peace :(

#RacistGoogle won't take down the photoshopped image of me in Nazi uniform. Why not? @sundarpichai This marks me for death. pic.twitter.com/kwUSjjpp99

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) December 19, 2018

wow marked for death. what a cool society i didn't realize we lived in where just being photoshopped w/ a swastika armband means you will soon be reaped.

it's a shame, he was a horrible cartoonist and a terrible human being.

seems miserable and completely neurotic

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but I don't think Scott Adams should be murdered, and it's a real shame that he's going to be

perhaps he can try hypnotizing his murderer into turning the gun on himself

Hey @Patreon, this guy posted racist memes of me photoshopped into a Nazi uniform. That is hate speech. Puts my life at risk. Please deplatform him immediately. https://t.co/sf78vfcYN6

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) December 20, 2018

geez Scott did you forget about the hundreds of people you called Nazis because they disagreed with you