Remake/Remodel: DC Rebirth so you don't have to

oh aldo :(

we still have two Wally Wests, two Dick Grayson etc.

jesus h christ

you can never have too much Dick

TBF, Marvel currently has multiple multiversal versions of the same characters coexisting within a single universe, but one at least senses that this was more of an intentional decision rather than something they woke up next to after a night they can't remember and then half-heartedly attempted to make the best of.

'Did I have two Dicks last night? Remember, dammit, remember!'

two dicks in the hand are worth one in the bush

I thought at first they were going to switch to a Marvel model where changing the past creates an alternate dimension but uhhh apparently not

I demand they rebuild the DC universe but Batman is the one from that comic based on the 60s tv show

Actually having two Dicks and Wallys and Gar Logans etc isn't as bad as it sounds because one set are only in whichever Titans book it is that isn't the Damien Wayne one, and the whole Rebirthiverse us ignoring it (despite it being the whole premise of Titans Hunt/Rebirthiverse/Missing Five Years, but that's OK because it turned out to be Abra Kadabra behind it and not anything to do with Doctor Manhattan after all).

oh aldo :(

Man, if only DC had been aware of its genetic predisposition when it took those initial, furtive nips of Crisis back in the '80s, maybe it wouldn't be slouched in an alley, desperately guzzling that off-brand Rebirth mouthwash today.

Luv this post!!

When I read those posts, I get the feeling like I can't tell if I'm having stroke or you are.

*a stroke <- evidence pointing towards me there.

having stroke is what you do with the spare Dick

Dickstroke the Sperminator [...sorry]

Did I say that the first Deathstroke arc in the Rebirthiverse was about him hiring an assassin to kill his daughter, so that he could protect her from said killer and spend more time with her? That's a slice of wtf.

Not that it matters, because Deathstroke was soft rebooted the following issue.

aldo, do you need a hug? seriously, i worry about your wellbeing - no-one should have to carry that kind of horror around in their heads

i'm sure not even dc execs do

Yes, all the evidence is that Aldo cares more about this shit than anyone at DC at any level.

Btw, in the dodgy DC Heroes RPG fro the 1980s had a map that put Metropolis in Pennsylvania and Gotham in NJ.

Does NYC exist in the DCU? I've never been clear on that -- I've seen it referenced in older comics, but never used as an actual setting (so wasn't sure if the references were just editorial glitches).

This thread is epic, btw... mad props to aldo (& ulysses)!

Yeah, a lot of Seven Soldiers was set there iirc

And werent the teen titans in NYC in the wolfman era?

it's amazing how much of the fictional DCU is in or near New Jersey

it's how you know it's a make-believe story

here's the map from the DC Heroes game.

It's not just Jersey, it's the abandoned Oyster Town part of Jersey

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Norris%2C_New_Jersey

Metropolis is in Delaware(!?)

Ah, damn, I misremembered. But i was close!

The worst part of this is, when I went to go see Batman vs. Superman, me and my friend chuckled about Gotham was so close to Metropolis, it was basically Newark to NYC. Turns out he was right!

Johnsiverse Supergirl was set in the Lower East Side.

Current Titans (Dick & White Wally Time Displaced Ones) are in Manhattan.

Green Arrow is in Seattle.

Green Lanterns is in Detroit.

So the Northeast Corridor is like twice as crowded in the DCU... holiday traffic on I-95 must REALLY stink!

All that said we've arrived at the age where the best book DC are publishing is probably The Flintstones.

Speaking of which, there's a full-on DCU/Hanna-Barbera crossover in a couple of months seemingly in continuity.

We have a recent copy of "Scooby-Doo Team-Up: Featuring Martian Manhunter [and other alien heroes]" that my son likes to read... it is indeed pretty good, and has a more likable version of Starfire than I've seen in other media lately (including that goofy cartoon). If not for the Scooby-Doo content (which is "whatever"), I could see reading stuff like this from time to time; it's light, fun, and well done.

...speaking of which, ran into this business on the DC website; check out the talent involved, haha(!) -- http://www.dccomics.com/comics/scooby-apocalypse-2016/scooby-apocalypse-1

y would they write this - Flying and crushing coal into diamonds may come easy, but try popping a Kryptonian zit!

as the first sentence promoting the first issue of a series

why

(http://www.dccomics.com/comics/supergirl-being-super-2016/supergirl-being-super-1)

I actually want to read that! Mariko Tamaki is good.

xp wow that's a crazy team for Scooby Apocalypse

A very average book. Original premise was fun, took a really weird diversion that went nowhere, has spent two issues parodying Trump. And it's only a year old.

The changes to the last page of Detective is an odd one.

DC finally acknowledging they have a problem with Titans (by which I mean they are going to try and DiDiosplain it):

https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4192/34607782426_ec87968a7d_m.jpg

I should also say this comes at the end of an issue of Titans which wraps up the last 6 issues of Deathstroke OFF-PAGE (he gets an eye transplant, no biggie, so he can see again) and in the process becomes an immensely powerful being with time altering machines and the ability to be the Psycho Pirate of the Rebirthiverse (or the Deadpool or Gwenpool if you like, that he knows his writers have just made up some incoherent bollocks).

I've been "DC-curious" lately, but not sure what (if anything) to read... and this thread hasn't "helped"!

Avoid most of the past decade! Lots of good stuff before then.

I'd like to read something current (as not much at Marvel is currently floating my boat)... maybe I'll try an issue or two of something. That Supergirl series looks potentially up my alley; assuming that "Kryptonian zits" doesn't reflect the actual content.

Looks like the LSH crew is returning... but only in this "Holy flight rings, Batman" context (not sure what to make
of that): http://www.dccomics.com/comics/batman-%E2%80%9966legion-of-super-heroes-2017/batman-%E2%80%9966legion-of-super-heroes-1

DC Books I can recommend: Flintstones, Batman, Savage Things... otherwise it's pretty grim!

Thanks... Yabba Dabba Doo

https://mobile.twitter.com/geoffjohns/status/863940804091363329

This can't be good.

wow that's a crazy team for Scooby Apocalypse

the critically-acclaimed team that set sales skyrocketing on Justice League 3000

didn't even know that book existed! but it sounds like a semi-Legion comic at heart so of course it bombed

that geoff johns tweet has filled me with clammy dread

we should start a pool on which watchmen character (or characters, i guess) is going to get a limb torn off in a lovingly-rendered closeup during doomsday clock

oh geoff :(

7. About that title

"It takes the iconic elements of both Superman and Watchmen, and the DC Universe. It felt like the perfect title. I like the “DC.” It used to be called “The Doomsday Clock,” but I took “The” off. Obviously people know who Doomsday is, but he’s not a part of the story, but I like the implications of it. People will think the last time they heard Doomsday and Superman, he died, so what is this going to be? What is he going to go through this time? And how will it affect them going forward?"

Deep sigh, followed by a pensive moment of reflection upon moments of innocence, when we still knew how to hope and to dream, and then another, deeper sigh.