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But you kinda have to expect that with Morrison.

WmC, Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:31 (seventeen years ago)

fair enough - still much better than zero hour, the multiverse epic of my youth... btw, after seeing the guy who designed the andre the giant obey posters on tv, it'd be great if someone made some darkseid anti-life versions

dave k, Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

Moz a N'rama: Surely part of the fun of comics includes following stories across titles? If you like comics, what’s so awful about buying another one to see what happens next? And if you don’t want to buy it, don’t bother. Do something else. Buy cigarettes or booze or bananas. I don’t know!

Every time I read about the agonizing pains of ‘event fatigue’ or how ‘3-D hurts my head...’ or how something’s ‘incomprehensible’ when most people are ‘comprehending’ it just fine, it’s like visiting a nursing home. ‘Events’ in superhero comic books FATIGUE you? I’m speechless. Admittedly they do tend to be a little more exciting than the instruction leaflets that come with angina pills but... ‘fatigue’?

Superhero comics should have an ‘event’ in every panel! We all know this instinctively. Who cares ‘how?’ as long as it feels right and looks brilliant ?

Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 29 January 2009 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

The Mandrakk/Darkseid link is that Darkseid's fall breaks the orrery which somehow leads to Mandrakk waking up....? I dunno really!

Groke, Thursday, 29 January 2009 22:44 (seventeen years ago)

Mordy, I think he was already dying when he fell--he just wanted to turn everything into him before he expired, so that everything could die when he did; he killed Orion to take the fight out of the world. Debatable, though.

Douglas, Thursday, 29 January 2009 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

Why would killing Orion take the fight out of the world?

Mordy, Thursday, 29 January 2009 23:37 (seventeen years ago)

Killing Orion would take the fight out of me.

but that's just me, you'd have to ask everyone else.

Hamildan, Friday, 30 January 2009 00:12 (seventeen years ago)

QUESTION: Does this mean the DC Uni/Multiverse has just been recreated/reimagined by Superman???

Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Friday, 30 January 2009 01:32 (seventeen years ago)

You mean, "Is Superman God?"?

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Friday, 30 January 2009 02:49 (seventeen years ago)

precisely.
Whereas the post-COIE DCU was largely shaped by the paradigms of Watchmen and DKR, can we now have 20 yrs of comics derivative to ASS? PLEASE

Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Friday, 30 January 2009 05:05 (seventeen years ago)

Mordy: Orion's the god of war, so after he dies, all the heroes spend the next three issues getting clobbered--the best they can do is run.

Dr. Superman: Yes--as Iman notes (in Spanish), Superman reboots/jumpstarts time. Crises end with a reboot...

Douglas, Friday, 30 January 2009 05:29 (seventeen years ago)

I guess the fact that Metron is the one who resurrects Nix is one connection between the Darkseid/Mandrakk plotlines...

dave k, Friday, 30 January 2009 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, obviously Superman rebooted the uni/multiverse, but what I'm more interested in is whether or not it's been recast in his image, so to speak...

Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:35 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, I imagine when Bruce Wayne finally comes back from way back whenever, he's going to have a lot fewer aches, pains, old gunshot wounds, broken backs, rheumatiz, Joker-inflicted knife scars, etc

WmC, Friday, 30 January 2009 18:45 (seventeen years ago)

Yes, obviously Superman rebooted the uni/multiverse, but what I'm more interested in is whether or not it's been recast in his image, so to speak...

― Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Friday, January 30, 2009 12:35 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm thinking yes. Also hoping, at least a little. And looking forward to the inevitable G-Mo interview where he opines that probably Superman recreated the whole multiverse, including our own and is therefore the being some may think of as YHWH.

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Friday, 30 January 2009 19:01 (seventeen years ago)

In ASS, Morrison made the link between Neitzche's ubermensch, and Superman, so it wouldn't be hard to see him using Superman as some kind of platonic perfect human. Theologically, this would fall into the Voltairian "If God Didn't Exist..." statement, by which man - which is to say, the perfect man, the ubermensch - creates the Universe/God out of language. So literalized, a man - men, to be exact; Siegel + Shuster - created this perfect man, who then replicated their own genesis by recreating his own universe.

Or something.

Mordy, Friday, 30 January 2009 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

(Comix as Existentialism moreorless.)

Mordy, Friday, 30 January 2009 19:10 (seventeen years ago)

Actually, the more I think about it, the more I feel like ASS + Final Crisis need to be read against/with each other.

Mordy, Friday, 30 January 2009 19:12 (seventeen years ago)

In ASS Superman is Jesus, not Jesus' Dad. Looking forward to the Superman as Holy Spirit miniseries.

Dear Tacos, how are you? I am fine. The weather is nice. I miss yo (Oilyrags), Friday, 30 January 2009 19:17 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe he can be a being of pure energy, and they can make him blue or something! Oh, wait...

EZ Snappin, Friday, 30 January 2009 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

um...

Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Friday, 30 January 2009 20:39 (seventeen years ago)

Mentioned this elsewhere, but Superman-as-creator? Look at the panel where he's activating the Miracle Machine: the giant hand in the foreground with the spiral-nebula shape in front of it is what Krona saw at the beginning of time in GREEN LANTERN #40, the origin-of-the-DCU image that's been referred to many times over the last 40 years!

Douglas, Friday, 30 January 2009 21:15 (seventeen years ago)

okay, this is a stretch here, and a little cyclical, I'm just brainstorming..but mightn't Superman, in all his midwestern modesty and deepseated affection for humanity, recreate the world in such a way that although, yes, he's the creator, he is not the creator? That he would create, within his creation, a Creator even greater than He?

OMG, the Spectre is now Superman's FIST (or whatever Rucka called it)!

Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Friday, 30 January 2009 21:59 (seventeen years ago)

Siegel as Christ figure, discuss.

Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Friday, 30 January 2009 22:00 (seventeen years ago)

Why have all the Marvel titles disappeared from my comics shop?

M.V., Saturday, 31 January 2009 01:45 (seventeen years ago)

He Loves You.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 31 January 2009 11:31 (seventeen years ago)

I can' help thinking it would have been better if Superman had panicked at the miracle machine and wished for the Stay-Puft marshmallow man.

Nix " what did you wish for supes?"
supes "I couldn't help it, It just popped in there"
Nix " What Did You Wish For Superman??"
Supes " I tried to think of the one most harmless thing, something I loved from my childhood. something that could never destroy us."
Nix " what did you wish for???"

Stay Puft man appears and stands on the Miracle machine, crushes mandrake and dooms the world to the void.
Morrison hands that draft to Dan Didio, then exits the building whistling a merry tune.

the end.

Hamildan, Saturday, 31 January 2009 16:31 (seventeen years ago)

I think that, much as I love the final issue, I love even more that I live in a world where that is the final issue of Final Crisis, if you see what I mean.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 2 February 2009 15:21 (seventeen years ago)

I wonder how much of Grant Morrison's artistic and political capital at DC, for lack of better terms, he spent in the creation of FC. It might be zero, I dunno, just wondering.

WmC, Monday, 2 February 2009 17:08 (seventeen years ago)

I'd guess not a lot: it sold over 100,000 copies an issue, and pretty much all the spinoffs sold in the 50-100K range too. If vocal Internet reaction were the same thing as sales... well, "Blue Beetle" would be DC's biggest title.

(Same goes for R.I.P., which for all the online carping about it--to quote Marc-Oliver Frisch's commentary over on The Beat, "For the last four issues, it seems like somebody nailed it to 103,000 copies and went away for an extended vacation. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a blockbuster storyline hold on to its audience as consistently well as this one.")

Douglas, Monday, 2 February 2009 17:42 (seventeen years ago)

another way to look at it is that GM invested a massive amount of political captial in FC and Batman RIP and the gambles paid off. if the series had tanked or infuriated fans, morrison would have lost the ability to do similar stuff in the future. as it stands, i imagine he can do pretty much whatever he wants to/with the DCU. you know, within reason...

Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 17:54 (seventeen years ago)

just read it. kinda like i expected: satisfactory and even poignant, if not entirely satisfying. heavy-duty action and constant revelation of FC6 and beyond 3D2 replaced by narrative puzzle-piecing and a reflective, retrospective tone. the process of settling gently back down to earth(s)

superman as god concept echoes all-star superman, where kal created a pocket universe for experimental evaluation - in this universe "superman" exists only as a philosophical ideal and as a comic book character...

Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 21:48 (seventeen years ago)

reading back, i guess that second point got hashed out last week. oops.

Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 February 2009 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

ilx0r-in-absentia skidmo has read it

Donate your display name to Gazza (sic), Thursday, 5 February 2009 03:23 (seventeen years ago)

still a little confused as to what might have precipitated darkseid's "fall" (not having read death of the new gods or countdown).

did like the bullet's loop (from darkseid to orion, then back to darkseid via batman, perhaps dug out and fired back once more through time? or maybe it's a different same bullet? i dunno). but why would darkseid go ahead and fire the bullet after discovering that it would be his ultimate undoing? and why was he still so concerned about orion there at the end, when it had become clear that killing orion wouldn't actually accomplish much? i mean, when the bullet is fired, orion's been dead for some time, and darkseid is nonetheless clearly on his way out.

Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 February 2009 18:17 (seventeen years ago)

Maybe, in some way, it was worth it for Darkseid in his evil divinity to BE everything for even a brief period of time, since, y'know, time collapsed in on itself, so, in effect, he did get to be everything forever.

Plus, we all know he'll be back in time for the 25 yr old SPOILER ALERT great darkness saga.

Oh Why, Sports Coat? (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 5 February 2009 18:42 (seventeen years ago)

so, hey, do the flasheses in this collapsing/collapsed universe also loop enternally, leading death to darkseid, and than pursuing his bullet back to orion, and then leading death to darkseid, etc?

Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 February 2009 22:10 (seventeen years ago)

tom spurgeon's crit of this series is the first piece i've read that isn't all 'duh this comic is confusing and complicated' or 'duh this comic is a masterpiece of comic bk art' - i particularly like his final paragraph:

http://www.comicsreporter.com/index.php/midnight_snack_yawn/

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 5 February 2009 23:04 (seventeen years ago)

The jump cuts bounce back and forth from suggestions of adventures and slivers of story moments that are meant, I think, to indicate entire scenes. They do so in unconvincing fashion. They don't feel like stolen moments from a rich and diverse universe of remarkable events. They feel like snippets created for snippets' sake, fake trailers to non-existent movies. Their inauthenticity makes seeing them strung together feel like watching the One Shining Moment montage of a sporting event without having watched any of the games.

otm, but overstated. i said something similar upthread: that the fragments don't effectively hint at a larger world, because everything's equally fragmented and therefore there isn't a coherent core story for the reader to hold onto and spin out from.

also agree with the compaints about the uneven, rushed, sometimes-just-plain-bad inking. don't know why this was such a problem, and for a big prestige job like this, it just shouldn't have been. parts of 6 & 7 are just amateurish.

overall, though, i'm much more satisfied with the story than spurgeon seems to have been. as with morrison from day 1, i'm more interested in and charmed by the details than the large-scale plotting. i like the way he writes and the way he thinks enough to overlook the fact that he often lets the marginalia overwhelm the story he's trying to tell. and in this case, i like where he's left the DCU. it seems a promising place from which to explore.

Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:08 (seventeen years ago)

okay, not quite from day 1. from mid-doom patrol on.

Calling All Creeps! (contenderizer), Friday, 6 February 2009 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

How many issues do you think it would have taken to decompress out all that was hinted at on screen?

Now after reading the second half of Secret Invasion, it is interesting that it fell short in almost the opposite way of Final Crisis. There are pages of splash fight scenes that go on and on, coming out over months but actually being like a couple of days. It was almost in slow motion. Final Crisis on the other hand was for many overly most compressed and dense with lots of the action just inferred or shown in hindsight.

earlnash, Saturday, 7 February 2009 16:18 (seventeen years ago)

It would not be a bad thing if BMB were required to let someone else plot the last issue or two of all his story arcs.

M.V., Saturday, 7 February 2009 17:49 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

Final Crisis 7 was the final comic I am ever going to buy.

It ended so perfectly I thought I would rather leave the ensuing stories to my imagination and not DCs writers.

Have I made the right decision???

Hamildan, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 10:01 (sixteen years ago)

There are other comics than those published by DC, you know?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 13:08 (sixteen years ago)

Lots of them. Lots and lots.

Matt M., Tuesday, 30 June 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

I bought the hardcover collection and read all of FC (plus Batman 682-683) again, and I think many things made a lot more sense on the second reading, but there's still a few things that I felt were left totally unexplained. Maybe they're explained in all the additional FC books, but I'm not gonna read all of those just to find out... So I thought I'd ask about them here, if some of you could give some answers or educated guesses.

In an issue-by-issue order:

Final Crisis #1
What's the deal with the caveman here? Why does he suddenly transport into the future of an alternate Earth? Reading this thread I found out that the blonde guys in the alternate Earth is Kamandi, the last boy on Earth (I take it it's the same Kamandi who appeared in Crisis on Infinite Earths)... But how does Kamandi know about Metron's weapon, and that the cavemen has it, and that it is needed on a parallel Earth? It looks like Kamandi doesn't have the time to get the painted pattern, so how does Black Lightning get it by Submit #1? I take it Metron's weapon is not simply a pattern to paint over one's face, because that would seem kinda banal, and if that's the case, why would Metron give to a caveman 40 000 years ago? Wouldn't it have seen easier to give it to JLA two years ago? I assume to weapon is some sort of meme/idea that allows humankind to fight oppression (like the caveman fights against the evil cavemen with fire), and it was necessary to give it to caveman so the meme would spread from generation to generation, and 40 000 years later it would be in the collective sunbconscious of all/most human beings. (This would also explain why the pattern keeps showing up in different places, as someone mentions in some later issue.) I take it the painted pattern is merely a way to activate this meme, right?

Tuomas, Friday, 4 September 2009 11:10 (sixteen years ago)

Final Crisis #2
Are the Japanese superheroes and Sonny Sumo supposed to be Earthly incarnations of New Gods? I think at some point Sonny Sumo tells Mr. Miracle that he's not from this plane of existence or something, which might hint that he is a New God in human form. My knowledge of the New Gods is not very good, so I can't really match Sonny or any of the other Japanese heroes with them.

In the final page we see Barry Allen resurrected, but we're never explained how or why it happened. He just makes some vague mention that "something" pulled him out of death, but what was that something? Is this supposed to be a meta joke on Morrison's part: is that "something" actually DC editors, who wanted to bring Barry back to life?

Also, Metron's chair seemed to be kinda important to Libra in the previous issue, so why would he abandon it for Wally and Jay to find? Is it because he couldn't find Element X in it the way Superman did in FC #7?

Tuomas, Friday, 4 September 2009 11:23 (sixteen years ago)

Final Crisis #3
What's the deal with the magical hand writing a message ("know evil") on page 3? Who is writing that message and who is supposed to get it?

Is Mary Marvel possessed by one of Darkseid's henchmen here? Looks like she's "gone evil" before any of the other heroes did, and she seems to have much more personality thant the other heroes controlled by Darkseid in the later issues.

Tuomas, Friday, 4 September 2009 11:31 (sixteen years ago)

Tuomas -

Most of your questions were covered in Douglas' excellent annotations here:

http://finalcrisisannotations.blogspot.com/

Instead of my rehashing his info, take a look and then see what questions remain.

EZ Snappin, Friday, 4 September 2009 11:38 (sixteen years ago)

Superman Beyond #1
How does the society of Monitors relate to the Monitor we saw in Crisis on Infinite Earths? Was there always more than one Monitor, and the Monitor in CoIE simply never mentioned the other Monitors? Or did this society of Monitors only come into being after CoIE? The way I interpreted this issue is that the Monitor in CoIE was the probe the Over-Monitor/God sent to investigate a flaw in itself (i.e. the multiverse)... And it was only after the probe came into contact with the multiverse that Over-Monitor/God became "infected with stories", creating this story/history of a society of Monitors, which became reality because any story the Monitor(s) believe(s) in does come true. If this is correct, is Dax Novu/Mandrakk the Monitor of CoIE? In this issue he is said to be "the first son of Monitor", which could mean he was the probe mentioned earlier.

Tuomas, Friday, 4 September 2009 11:49 (sixteen years ago)


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