Can someone tell Batman why not?!?

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JACKSON H. MONKEYSPIT!

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 27 November 2010 06:45 (fifteen years ago)

Y're having a laugh, Neal.

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 27 November 2010 06:45 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

the first page of the newest issue!
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/BatmanOdyssey06002.jpg

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 05:12 (fifteen years ago)

if this thing was on matte paper I would buy it for the awesome wtfness

basically just a 2/47 freak out (sic), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 05:55 (fifteen years ago)

"even now, HERE, I can feel my frustration, THEN"
i'm totally buying this in trade

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

I have no idea what is going on in this comic, but Mr. Adams has kindly put together a recap page like this. Now, having read it, I really have no idea what is going on.

w/no hesitation (mh), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 15:44 (fifteen years ago)

In factttt

I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:36 (fifteen years ago)

it swirled around me... and ra's al ghul... and somehow... oil

I, Mr. Sneer Joy (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:37 (fifteen years ago)

professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:38 (fifteen years ago)

Neal Adams making Frank Miller look completely sensical

w/no hesitation (mh), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

honestly, that's too good

a professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:45 (fifteen years ago)

okay that is REALLY making me want to buy a Batman comic

DJP, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

there's a very real possibility that this will make even less sense in trade
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y298/hukl/godrobindick.jpg

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

lolling here

a professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

kinda wanna spam every thread on every board with that image

a professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

THEY WERE DOING THEIR TRAPEZE ACT!

Mordy, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

this dude has no idea how to use ellipsis

a professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

i mean read that panel out loud and give each ellipsis a good 2 second pause and the dialogue gets even wackier

a professional climbing axe is a rich man's toy (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

ASK AWAY

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 18:06 (fifteen years ago)

I don't think I like the look of this new Phoenix Wright game tbh.

progspeed you! black metallers (aldo), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 19:54 (fifteen years ago)

they were shot ... when they ... you can't

I think Neil Adams is secretly doing some cut-up technique shit here

never meant to heart anyone (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:11 (fifteen years ago)

he looks like arnold getting explosively decompressed in Total Recall

Princess TamTam, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:17 (fifteen years ago)

so he's saying "ask away." with that face

am0n, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:33 (fifteen years ago)

looks like a cross between jon hamm and christopher lloyd

goole, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 20:36 (fifteen years ago)

robin...
dick.

am0n, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:21 (fifteen years ago)

is the storyline that the Graysons stole someone's trapeze moves, and therefore they were justifiably kiled under circus law? And now Batman has to kill Robin under that same circus law, because he's a real stickler for following the law, even circus law?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:38 (fifteen years ago)

Robin's... dick is exactly what I would call the rich man's climbing tool in the first image above. Am I wrong? Or does it look totally like a sex toy?

they call him (remy bean), Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:40 (fifteen years ago)

its weird that sienkiewicz is now inking this, after all those years painting himself out of that 'neal adams' copyist tag

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 16 February 2011 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

For my review of this I was planning on posting that first page and just leave it at that. Sadly, I have no scanner and GIS was coming up with nothing so I just posted two clips from IRMA VEP.

Keep on the good work! (R Baez), Thursday, 17 February 2011 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

A fellow Miriam Toews fan, huh?

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 17 February 2011 04:45 (fifteen years ago)

I can't stop thinking about what happened to that axe between panels (and for the rest of the issue!)

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Thursday, 17 February 2011 04:46 (fifteen years ago)

oh why did i ever stop following batman...

not everything is a campfire (ian), Thursday, 17 February 2011 04:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://wolkin.com/2010/08/1160/internal-monologue-reviews-batman-odyssey-2/

why didn't I know about this sooner

DJP, Thursday, 17 February 2011 14:19 (fifteen years ago)

Has Batman been naked this whole time?

Keep on the good work! (R Baez), Thursday, 17 February 2011 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

ALSO: special appearance by Bane.

Keep on the good work! (R Baez), Thursday, 17 February 2011 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

i don't even
http://wolkin.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/odyssey3.jpg

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 February 2011 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

...NUMBED TO VIBRATING OBLIVION, BATMAN IS JACKED AROUND LIKE A PUPPET.

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 February 2011 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

dayummmm

old man yells at poop first thing in the morning (pixel farmer), Thursday, 17 February 2011 17:48 (fifteen years ago)

IT... THE BODY JERKS ABOUT SO UNCONTROLLABLY, IT MORE RESEMBLES A MAD MARIONETTE THAN A HUMAN BEING.
IN FACT IT CAN'T FALL UNTIL ALL THE JACKING STOPS.

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 February 2011 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

i have to go get this now, literally tearing up a little

Let the Light Come in From the Dark, Superman (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 February 2011 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

feel I should reiterate the Burroughs parallels here lol

never meant to heart anyone (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 February 2011 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

That "...Ruben Blades..." thing is still bugging the hell out of me all these months later.

Keep on the good work! (R Baez), Thursday, 17 February 2011 18:19 (fifteen years ago)

Wow. Does no one edit Adams' scripts, or did they just not care? I mean, the "jacking" thing is just...words fail me.

muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Thursday, 17 February 2011 18:34 (fifteen years ago)

the only thing that bothers me is the illegibility of the white text and the cut-and-paste "BADA"s. thank you comicraft for ruining comics forever.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 February 2011 18:37 (fifteen years ago)

that's the ONLY THING about this that bothers you

never meant to heart anyone (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 17 February 2011 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

all this batmarionette stuff is less bothersome than adams' plate tectonics weirdness. it's good that he found an outlet!

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 17 February 2011 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

http://wolkin.com/cms/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/odyssey3.jpg
#1. Visually touch the body in front of you. Caress it with your eyes, drink it in slowly.
#2. Close your eyes; remember the body you've just seen, then slowly undress it.
#3. Reach out, and without touching, show what you want to do to the body in front of you
#4. Put your right hand upon the shoulder of the body in front of you.
#5. Rhythmatically move your body to the beat.
#6. Physically touch the body in front of you in every way imaginable.
#7. Lose complete mental control, and begin to jack.

The Marquis de Sade Adu (sic), Thursday, 17 February 2011 22:51 (fifteen years ago)

I would never forgive myself for buying this, but I really want to buy this.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 19 February 2011 00:59 (fifteen years ago)

FORTUNE FAVORS THE BRAVE (AND THE BOLD), ACE IN THE HOLE!

Keep on the good work! (R Baez), Saturday, 19 February 2011 01:03 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXNfHb9b6Y0

make the Pagan Dad a Pagan Father. (Dr. Superman), Saturday, 19 February 2011 06:26 (fifteen years ago)


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