rolling "ban larry appleton or whoever" thread

Chain smoking crack

OMG, I can picture larry furiously chain-smoking behind a VFW so vividly I cannot even tell you.

larry just wants to be fully appreciated as the good-hearted genius out to save the world that he knows himself to be. if we all knew him as he deserves to be known, we would sit at his feet, nodding appreciatively and vigorously for as long as he wished to grace us with his pearls of wisdom, interjecting little cries of amen! and hear! hear! and small bursts of applause.

I wish him joy of his impending riches, just as I anticipate some day enjoying his fierce impact on our unworthy nation of pussies.

this just makes me sad if he was originally the user I think he was prior to larry appleton

I'll live. Apologize for my drunken rant here, I'll take my leave after this.

I probably won't become a millionaire. That's from my last job in marketing working for a batshit insane ex-mercenary on Wall Street. Learned how it worked, and used some homebrew techniques to increase sales by up to 400% on some campaigns. If I had enough capital, I could probably make a shit ton of money. Sure as fuck nowhere near that right now, though.

That was a motherfucking scary situation I just got out of.

Bottom line is, too many "wacky larry appleton adventures" has burned my brain out. I'll get my shit sorted.

Seeya!

https://perfectstrangersreviewed.files.wordpress.com/2016/08/noisemaker.gif?w=809

Be well. Sincerely.

I enjoy funzone76 it's like a Mamet ilxor

Guys...he's clearly just going to keep flinging his shit at the walls until you physically eject him and bar the door from the inside.

Uuuugh do we really have to wait for 51 with this guy

― Dan I., Monday, 25 June 2018 23:52 (yesterday)

If you dudes are crypto Trump supporters, just throw it out there, you cowards.

If you're not, you're even bigger cowards!

funzo I hope you're able to get whatever help it is you need but in the meantime maybe stay away from the internet idk

otm

What help is that, the kind of mind game you play to protect yourself from what I'm saying?

I've seen what I'm talking about here in raw numbers and power. Fuck. No point in wasting my time on this shit anymore, if this is how I'm treated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sn3nyJA4u8

The person who taught me the word "pussies" built hospitals and schools and clubs and organizations to help people. What the fuck have you done?

― funzone76, Friday, June 22, 2018 1:07 AM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this a dril tweet

lol

that post is seriously amazing

Larry, serious question: have you ever had an entire conversation with another human being? Like one where the other person was physically able to leave but chose to remain and complete the conversation? If so, why do you think it only happened the once?

Nah, it's shit you can find in museums and maps. Dudes, I only post here when I'm drnk and want to vent, so you get the wack version of me.

xp, Yeah, I've had conversatons with people. Geneally people say, "that's the funnest conversaton 've had all day", afte adlbibing a 10 minte story.

Okay, so that's a no, then.

Right.

that sounds like a short conversation with coworkers this morning where one complimented my pants, which seemed genuine, and after returning to my desk I was pretty sure that everyone else in the break room was clowning me

mods can ban Kaity the Volkswagen spammer in like an hour but we have to put up with this guy for days, I call bullshit

# Posts = 59
# Flagged Posts = 37

let's get this fucking over with people

I don't know where the button is for banning motherfuckers under 51 or I'd have used it already. I only re-enlisted to help with blocking and tackling spammer registrations, I really didn't expect this troll to come back in town my first week back on the job

Bring up an admin menu and "Ban this motherfucker already" is one of the options under each post.

Or go into admin mode or whatever.

also dear piece of shit lame troll on the east coast: please throw yourself into the ocean and use your phenomenally idiotic stubbornness for a good purposes, like resisting the urge to swim.

User has been permanently banned.
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thx WilliamC, forgot to look for it there

ty tom

God's work.

let me the third to congratulate you explicitly, tombot (although I'm sure there are more than a dozen unvoiced thanks prior to mine)

i danced, which implied my thanks and should be enough

The person who taught me the word "pussies" built hospitals and schools and clubs and organizations to help people. What the fuck have you done?

― funzone76, Friday, June 22, 2018 1:07 AM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this a dril tweet

― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Monday, June 25, 2018 8:39 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

can we new board descrip that

ty tombot

I honestly couldn't suss out at any point what he was talking about, but he seemed quite convinced that no one on here could handle his truth bombs. Was there any discernable point?

to make us realize we never really got real situation or the finality of life never having brushed with death

I'm going to miss being incoherently talked at about how everyone but Larry is the problem.

Whoever that guy was reminded me of this drunken arse I used to hang around with, who when he got on the sauce would get more and more incomprehensible with rants about The Man and the real facts and etc etc and he'd get angry and say I just didnt GET IT, MAN and I was a CHESS PIECE and a RAT IN A MAZE and a SHEEPLE and then I would kick him out of my house.

and then you were like

check...mate

If you spend too much time talking about how everyone is out to get you it becomes a self fulfilling prophecy.

he went from williamsburg law student 'burt_stanton' to 'spectrum' to 'larry appleton' to 'carpet kaiser' to whatever this was. it's not good -- he's not a well dude. i hope he's ok irl. cause some of the personas suggest that he's not.

ilx cant handle his truth is the issue

Cop^

I wish he would've considered workshopping a different Nicholson catchphrase. 'Hold it between your knees' perhaps. That might have been fun.

The person who taught me the word "pussies" built hospitals and schools and clubs and organizations to help people. What the fuck have you done?

― funzone76, Friday, June 22, 2018 1:07 AM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

is this a dril tweet

― 21st savagery fox (m bison), Tuesday, June 26, 2018 12:39 AM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

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I’m still laughing about this exquisite alley-oop

has it really only been since june

can we at least have some new material

I suspect that larry appleton (aka carpet_kaiser and whatever else. I forget all of them) has reappeared once more as dan_theman. what a treat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHFkw-bR4dI

Enjoy this. Don't you want fun like this? That's what I bring you.

confirmed

I suspected this was Kozzen Larry last night, and the overnight fun confirms it. Banned.

Oh my god, I seriously almost wrote '...larry?' in response to one of his posts last night. Nice to see my deductive powers still function to some degree.

(Notably, this was when he had only written a handful of relatively innocuous posts, not the flood of very obvious appletonisms I'm waking up to this morning.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3xcybdis1k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEjJ6iTeH_I